But first let's think for a moment about the UK's legal profession [Why? - Ed]
Well you see, it's certainly been a good week for lawyers, locally at least, here at the county court of rural Worcestershire. That lawyer guy Morgan Shyster has triumphed again, fighting for the little criminal against the forces of justice, to put it mildly! Did you see the story in this morning's Onion News from the website's West Worcestershire Desk?
And with all this hero-worship of local lawyers, it's no wonder that more and more of the county's school-leavers are setting their hearts on careers as lawyers and similar professionals. And it's not just the men, our local "gals" can show the lads a thing or two on this point, that's for sure!
There's always a downside, though, isn't there. The truth is, the recent trends have played havoc with the traditional sources for some of the county's most essential staff. And Onion News has more on that story too....
Yes, for all our bad-mouthing of the legal profession, the truth is that we need them sometimes, don't we. Go on, admit it!
And for my medium-to-long-suffering wife Lois and me, today turns out to be another day where we've been emailing back and forth to our solicitor in Liphook, Hampshire, trying to convince him that we're not terrorists laundering money in our attempts to buy a house in his area.
Terrorists? Us? Surenly not!!! We are both 78, after all, even if we don't look a day over 77 and three quarters, neighbours assure us!
me and my medium-to-long-suffering wife Lois:
we try to tell lawyers, "Terrorists? What, us? No way !!!!"
Arguably we looked more like terrorists in the first ever picture taken of us as a couple, one summer's evening in rural Shropshire, back in 1970.
flashback to 1970: the first ever picture taken of us as a couple
- a likelier pair of terrorist desperados I've never yet seen haha!
In sum, today proves to be a funny old day - again !!!!
We get going late, as we often do, and then we are hemmed inside the house by having to be at home between 11:30am and 3:30pm waiting for a Royal Mail delivery of a package that doesn't arrive: the package contains Lois's coat that she forgot to pack when we came back on Sunday from our week staying at our daughter's house in Hampshire.
For some obscure reason, Royal Mail has routed the parcel via Warrington, 112 miles north of us, where it arrived at about 5am this morning. And then, after 24 hours we finally get a message early tomorrow morning (Wednesday) saying it's now finally arrived in Birmingham. What madness !!!
for some obscure reason, Royal Mail routes our parcel via Warrington,
completely bypassing us here in Malvern, just south west of Birmingham
- what madness !!!!
Then, after that disappointment, we find ourselves waiting in for an Ocado supermarket delivery in the 4pm to 5pm slot.
Do YOU ever get days like that? Answers, please, on a postcard: usual character limit 12, needless to say, but a simple "YES" will suffice!
What a crazy world we live in !!!!
Our thoughts are dominated today a bit by the US elections. Nobody seems willing to predict the outcome, which is a bit of a "Yikes!!!" situation. Not even my fortnightly political magazine, Private Eye, is willing to stick its neck out. "Lady Liberty", the magazine's US correspondent, is hedging her bets, as you can see from this excerpt from her diary.
Yes, there's lots of money sloshing around, no doubt about that. And one of the magazine's cartoonists seems to suspect that Trump has even paid for a new constellation to appear in the sky. That must have cost a bob or two, surely?? It's been cloudy here in Malvern, so Lois and I aren't completely sure.
Your thoughts, "Royal" Astronomer, TV's Patrick Moore? [I don't think he's had any thoughts for a while, Colin, he died at least 12 years ago. Just saying! - Ed]
What madness !!!!! [That's enough madness for today! - Ed]
the New York Times' picture of Election Night in New York
In my quest for reassurance, I look back at my blog for November 2016 - the election when Donald Trump came to power the first time around. I see that Lois and I spent the evening of November 7th 2016, watching an interesting TV programme presented by American comedian Rich Hall, in which Hall looked back at US presidential elections over the decades.
In my account of this TV programme back in 2016, I wrote the following in my blog's so-called "review":
But now back to the present - as we now know, Trump triumphed in November 2016. But is it going to happen all over again?
And it gives me a chance to do a kind of a fact-check on Rich Hall himself. He said in 2016 that "if Trump wins, I will move permanently to the UK". Did he go through with that pledge?
I think I should be told, don't you? And, as always, Wikipedia gives the answer.
So fair play to him - he seems to have kept his pledge, which is nice.
I see from Wikipedia, also, that Hall, although born in Alexandria, Virginia, was brought up in North Carolina. What must he be thinking about his home state if, like me, he gets up early on Wednesday morning to see how the 2024 election is going, particularly with regard to North Carolina?
the scary BBC headline that greets me at 5 am, when I get up
early on Wednesday morning - double yikes all round!!!!!!!!!
..and 3 hours later, at 8am GMT: treble yikes all round !!!!
Another snippet from Rich Hall's Wikipedia entry is the "fun fact" that Hall has been one of the most frequent guests on the BBC's comedy quiz show, QI - a total of 25 appearances. Not only that, but he's won the contest more than any other guest panellist - 10 times, would you believe? What a guy!!!
flashback to 2018 and one of Rich Hall's past appearances on QI:
Rich (back) is seen here with presenter Sandi Toksvig, the UK's favourite Dane,
(centre), plus QI regular Alan Davies (front, left) and other guests of the show
21:00 And Lois and I are thinking of Rich as we tune in this evening to tonight's edition of QI, although Rich Hall himself isn't on the show, disappointingly. We look forward, however, to seeing two of our favourite women comedians Sally Phillips and Sara Pascoe, as well as the affable Ross Noble and Alan Davies, needless to say.
The show is concentrating on the letter 'V' tonight. As they might have said on US kids show Sesame Street, "this programme is brought to you by the letter 'V'. And we hear a lot about eccentric vicars.
Comedian Sally Phillips tells us all about London vicar, Rev. Harold Davidson, who "christened" himself "The Prostitutes' Padre", for his work rescuing girls from spending the rest of their lives in the world's "oldest profession".
While working with these women, however, Davidson was caught in various compromising situations and he was eventually "defrocked" by the Church of England. But you can't keep a good vicar down, and he soon found an alternative career, in show business, up north, in Blackpool, which was nice.
The new career didn't end well for Davidson, however, as Sally explains.
But wait, there's more, as Steve, our American brother-in-law, often says..
Comedian Sara Pascoe has a different suggested headline, however:
Will this do?
[Oh just go to bed! - Ed]
22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzz!!!!!