Yes, Friends, our bathrooms! Are they just a luxury, or are they a necessity as well? Well the jury's still out on that one - possibly they're in the bathroom, which is a good place for "de-liberating" (!), but one thing's for sure - you can't keep bathrooms out of the news!!!
Look at today's Onion News if you want proof!!!!
And the stories bring a slightly nervous smile to the faces of me and my wife Lois today, after we take our regular weekly shower this afternoon, no question about that!
me and my wife Lois, pictured today smiling nervously after our weekly shower
And we're nervous because, in just a couple of hours' time, we're going to be facing a 'friendly invasion' by two of our grandchildren, Rosalind and Isaac, who are going to be staying in our house on-and-off during the next 7 days, while their parents - our daughter Alison and husband Edward - negotiate a few days of being technically 'homeless'.
The whole family is being kicked out of their temporary rental home a few days before their 'permanent home', a crumbling Victorian mansion, is fully released by their builders, after 18 months of renovation work - what madness isn't it!!!! And whereas Alison and Edward, plus eldest offspring Josie (20) can 'skulk' in a makeshift 'shepherd's hut' in their mansion's 7.5 acre grounds, there's no room in the shepherd's hut for poor youngest offspring Rosalind (18) and Isaac (16) - sob sob!!!!
(left) the scene today at Alison and Edward's crumbling Victorian mansion, with
a builder saying, "Sorry there's no way we can let you into this mansion for another week
at least - it's health and safety, mate!!!", and (right) the shepherd's hut in the mansion's
7.5 acre grounds, where Alison and Edward plus Josie will be "skulking" for a week!
What madness, isn't it !!!!
And that's why Rosalind and Isaac will be staying with Lois and me. on-and-off. till the builders finally sign off their renovation, a whole 7 days after the agreed 'finish date'. And hence mine and Lois's determination to take a shower this afternoon - with 2 teenagers in the house, how can we be sure that we'll ever be able to use our bathroom at all during the next 7 days haha!!!!
the two young teenage scamps who will be carrying out a friendly invasion
of our house on-and-off during the coming week: (left) me with grandson Isaac (16)
and (right) Rosalind seen here recently celebrating her 18th birthday
Only joking, of course!!!! But today, for Lois and me, there's extra urgency in cleaning our house up from its usual state, and making room for those two young scamps Rosalind and Isaac. And today we're certainly earning the title we were recently awarded by our neighbours: "possibly Liphook's busiest-looking retired couple" - and in spades, to put it mildly!!!!!
Even Yours Truly lends a hand, vacuuming throughout, emptying waste bins, and doing a final check of the two guest rooms where our 2 teenage 'invaders' (!) will be sleeping. Busy busy busy!!!!
All this cleaning will be worth the time and effort, needless to say, to have those two young scamps with us tonight, enlivening our house with their cheery chat, that's for sure!!!
And this will be especially welcome, as it's a bit of a funny old day for Lois and me today, as radio and TV remind us that it's exactly 25 years since the events of 9/11, and the attack on the Twin Towers in New York, a place which holds peculiar memories for Lois and me.
I myself went up to the top floor of one of the Twin Towers in 1985. With other embassy staff I had been attending a conference at Princeton where I actually had to give a talk - yikes! And on the way home to Maryland, our little group stopped in Manhattan and went up the lift to the top of the tower, just to see the view, and I can still vividly remember the room with its random collection of packing cases and assorted junk.
Then a few months later, when Lois and I, plus our two young daughters, finally left the States after our 3 years there, the Twin Towers were the last we saw of New York, as we sailed out to sea on the QE2, bound for Southampton, and in a violent thunderstorm, which was dramatic!
flashback to 1985: (above) we board the QE2 in New York for our journey home,
(below left) with the Twin Towers gradually fading into the distance,
and (below, right) our daughter Alison, then 10, as we pass the iconic sight
of the Needles on our passage through the English Channel to Southampton
And I have my own peculiar memories of the day itself - 9/11, because, by chance, I travelled with my dear late mum Nan, my dear late sister Kathy, and Kathy's American husband Steve to Coventry that day, ironically partly to see the World War II ruins of the Cathedral etc etc. On arrival we had grabbed a quick coffee at Brakes, before doing our sightseeing.
After all the sightseeing, we had lunch at the Coventry Wetherspoons before driving home, and, by chance, by not putting the radio on in the car, it wasn't till we got home that we heard the tragic news. Little had we known, while lunching at the Wetherspoons, what was going on 3000 miles away across the Atlantic.
our funny old day on "9/11", with my dear late mum Nan, dear late sister Kathy,
and Kathy's American husband Steve: grabbing a quick coffee at Brake's
before seeing the old bombed-out cathedral and the new one too,
before finally lunching at the Wetherspoon's and driving home to Cheltenham
So there we had it - a day that will live in infamy, just like Franklin D. Roosevelt said about Pearl Harbour.
However, luckily tonight, Lois and I have the cheery chatter of our two young grandchildren to make us think of happier things as we go to bed, which is nice!
22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzz!!!!!