Anyway, that's basically why we picked on local Guildford (Surrey) gardener Mitchell, with his shiny-new van (see below), to start getting our garden into shape. We only moved into this house in quiet, leafy, semi-rural Liphook 3 months ago, and we reckon it's time to "cut the back garden jungle down to size" - no doubt about that - but without making it too nice.
So all in all, Mitchell seemed to be the perfect choice - only kidding Mitchell haha !!!!
It's Mitchell's first visit to us this morning - arriving at the unearthly hour of 8 am, like all the "tradies" do in these parts. What madness, isn't it !!!!
But give Mitchell his due, he works really hard, and pretty much non-stop for 5 hours. He cuts down the ivy that's threatening to break the party wall we share with our neighbours around the corner, and then cuts down that stuff that begins with the letter B, budleia that's right (!), the shrub that's threatening to bring down our other party garden wall, the one we share with delightful neighbours Olly and Sarah. And finally, Mitchell manages to clear some ground where Lois can plant her herb garden, which will save us a bit of cash, to put it mildly!
And another plus point - Mitchell takes all the "jungle cuttings" away with him for free in his van (see picture of van above), because apparently he's a secret composter. What's not to like haha ?!!!!!
"before and after" - (left) Lois showing Mitchell the "ivy jungle"
that's threatening our good relations with our neighbours around the corner,
and (right) Lois showcasing the results after Mitchell has finished his remedial work
(left) some shrub with pink flowers on - I forget the name -
and (right) Lois showcasing the bed that Mitchell' has cleared
for Lois's putative 'herb garden': nice!!!!
13:00 When Mitchell goes, however, Lois and I feel completely shattered: another early start, followed by watching Mitchell work for 5 hours - punishing or what?!!! Another afternoon in bed cures all that, and, after we finally struggle downstairs, we prove that our brains are still in good shape when we do some of our own punishing - "punishing the puzzle pages", as we call it, in the new Radio Times.
Done yours yet haha!!!! Or is your brain completely "shot" at your 'advanced' age haha!
It turns out that the key stages in your brain's deterioration, or its 'metabolic destabilisation', to give it the proper technical term (!), are:
(1) 43.7 years
(2) 66.7 years
(3) 89. 7 years of age
And looking back through our photo albums, that certainly seems to be true for Yours Truly, and in spades!
1989.... 2012.... 2036......
(left) me at 43, still at an age to manage a faint smile (!), at
Chedworth Roman Villa, Gloucestershire, and (centre)
me at 66, showing obvious signs of metabolic something-or-other
being blatantly ignored by some patently uncomfortable students
outside my old alma mater, Sheffield University, and
(right) me at age 89, in 2035, a scientist's impression only !!!!!!
Yikes !!!!!
But why not take a trip down memory lane and choose your own iconic snapshots at those crucial stages of your own metabolic deterioration (!).
I guarantee to publish the best of your 'pics' in my blog, and there's a £5 voucher for Greggs Bakeries to sweeten your triumph. Remember Greggs' doughnuts are only £3.45 apiece, so plenty of 'dosh' to spare, from your prize voucher for a small-size tasteless 'tea' in a plastic cup. Happy days !!!!
Plus, if only order one lonesome doughnut at Greggs, you're guaranteed not to be "food-shamed" by staff, which is a nice bonus prize in its own right, when you think about it (!!!!).
What a crazy world we live in !!!!!
And just to prove that there's life in mine and Lois's brains yet, here are the results from our Radio Times puzzles today - including another 9 out of 10 on the Eggheads again, would you believe!
See how many of these "doozies" YOU know !!!!!!
Fascinating stuff, isn't it !!!!!
21:00 We go to bed on the first programme in a new series of the news comedy quiz, Have I Got News For You on BBC1 tonight.
Quite a funny show tonight, we think - funniest we've seen for a while, but hard to capture the mayhem in a few screen-shots, which is a pity.
There's much talk tonight about the trade tariffs introduced by Donald Trump, and before the debate gets going, panellist Steph McGovern feels she has to declare a personal interest.
The teams are asked who is getting hurt the most by Trump administration's new tariffs, and their answer seems to be that the EU, for one, is certainly going to be hit, at 20%. "They really hate Europe", and yes, "they hate us too", but we only got 10%. Why so? Steph has the answer....
And fun fact - Trump's tariffs even cover the little Heard and McDonald Islands, which are halfway between Australia and Antarctica.
And can YOU guess the missing words in this newspaper headline from the last week?
Yes, police apparently raided a pensioner couple's house after the police helicopter's thermal imagery cameras led them to believe that the couple had special equipment for growing cannabis.
Poor pensioner couple !!!!!
There's also a segment about Chancellor Rachel Reeves' latest freebie, tickets to a Carpenter Concert:
Fascinating stuff, isn't it.
But what a crazy world we live in !!!!!
Will this do?
[Oh just go to bed! - Ed]
22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzz!!!!!