Monday, 11 May 2026

Sunday May 10th 2026 "Crisis: there are just three too many rock-bands in the world haha!!!!"

Yes, Friends, there are just too many rock-bands in the world! And supplies of crazy-looking guitars are not the only things now in short supply, according to a shock report in today's Onion News, to put it mildly!!!!!


Yikes! Better name your band quickly - that's the takeaway from that story !!!!

However, reading the Onion report today, alarming though it may be, brings a short, but vibrant, moment of amusement to me and my wife Lois this morning, here in semi-aquatic Liphook, Hampshire - that's for sure!

my wife Lois and me today, as we sit in Lois's church waiting for the meeting to start

Our amusement comes from our regular weekly 'catch-up' zoom video call with our daughter Sarah, who lives 9000 miles away, in Perth, Australia, with husband Francis and their 12-year-old twins Lily and Jessica. 

my wife Lois and me talking today on our weekly video zoom 'catch-up' call
with our daughter Sarah, her husband Francis and their 12-year-old twins

Our son-in-law Francis, who rarely appears on screen during these calls, but who takes part as a kind of disembodied voice-over (!), reveals today that he's got a bunch of cousins up in the north-east of England who formed a young sibling folk group back in the folk music revival movement of the 1960's. 

our son-in-law Francis, seen here in 2025, with our twin granddaughters 
Lily and Jessica on the beach near the family's home in Australia

Francis's cousins, the Wilson Family are still together, apparently, now as an "old codger" sibling folk group (!), and they must have patented their name - the Wilson Family - a long time ago, presumably, which must have annoyed other singers with the Wilson name - the Beach Boys for instance! And they sing acapella, or as I (jokingly) call it "acapulco" (!).

[You are a wag, Colin! - Ed]. 

'The Wilson Family' - a bunch of young sibling folk music revivalists
in the 1960's, now still singing, but as an "old codger" group, would you believe!

And 'The Wilson Family' tend to sing old coal-steamer shanties from the coalmining districts and harbours of County Durham, and suchlike - you know the kind of thing!

They even found time recently to collaborate with worldwide pop sensation Sting, who's also from the north-east of England, when he was putting together his 2013 play and album "The Last Ship", would you believe. Here's Sting introducing them at the Public Theater, New York, back in the day, when the album had just been released.





What a crazy world we live in !!!!!

Francis's news takes Lois and me by surprise today, because we are really calling to see whether our daughter Sarah had a nice Mother's Day - yes, surprisingly the Aussies celebrate the US Mother's Day instead of the British one, would you believe! Which makes another challenge for Lois and me, having to remember to send her a card in the 'wrong' month haha!

And it's nice today to see on zoom, also, the incredible seascape painting that Lily did for her mum, for Mother's Day. She's made it "XXL size", presumably with an eventual hanging in London's Tate Gallery in mind, or in whatever the Australian equivalent of the Tate is, 'Tatie' perhaps haha !!!!! 

But "Kudos, Lily !!!!!", that's for sure!!!!

(above) the lovely seascape painting our granddaughter Lily has done
for her mum to celebrate Australian Mother's Day, and (below) the card that Lois and I
thankfully remembered to buy and post, during what's obviously the 'wrong' month haha (!!!)

Families eh!!!! They will often stick together through thick and thin, like those Wilson Family folksingers, but sometimes they drift apart, as happened in one instance in my own family.

My old paternal grandpa in Salisbury, Edgar, was sadly widowed, at the age of 59, in 1939 just before the war.  However he quickly caused a bit of a stir, within a short period of time, by marrying his young housekeeper, Ruby, who was only 23 at the time. 

(left) flashback to the 1920's: my old dad Ken, as a cheeky schoolboy, outside 
a seaside boarding house with his old dad Edgar and old mum Kathleen, 
and (right) flashback to 1938, the family's young housekeeper Ruby (22), 
seen here in Basingstoke, Hampshire, the year before Kathleen sadly died 

Tongues were wagging, that's for sure, when Edgar married his young housekeeper Ruby, soon after he was widowed. My goodness yes!!!

I expect, however, that it was all totally innocent. Lois says that in those far-off days men couldn't survive without a woman in the house to do the cooking and cleaning, and generally look after their needs, so fair enough!

And a couple of years after they got married,  this 'cross-generational' couple had a baby girl, Margaret. My old dad Ken and his brother Eric had mixed feelings about their father re-marrying so quickly, but when Margaret was young, my siblings and I got to know her. She was, after all, our 'step-aunt', but one who was only a couple of years older than me, which was weird!

flashback to 1956: (left) my old paternal grandpa Edgar, aged 76, and (right) me, my dad
and my then siblings and Edgar's daughter Margaret - left to right: my sister Kathy (8),
Margaret (13), my old dad (42), my brother Steve (4) and me (10) at Sandown, Isle of Wight

In later years, my parents, siblings and I went to Margaret's wedding in Solihull in 1965, but, after that, we kind of lost touch with her. So imagine my surprise, on a visit to a museum in nearby Basingstoke, Hampshire, just a couple of weeks ago, to be speaking to somebody called John in the museum coffee-shop, who knew both my grandfather, and his second wife Ruby, and their daughter Margaret, for heaven's sake! 

What are the chances of that happening, eh!!!!

And this week John emailed Lois and me with pictures of Margaret's 4th birthday party in Salisbury, Wiltshire, back in 1947, from his actual family album !!!!! What kind of madness is that !!!!

pictures from John's photo album of Margaret's
4th birthday party back in 1947 - she's the one on the little
kiddy bike in picture 3 - what utter madness !!!!

What a crazy world we live in !!!!

Later today Lois looks Margaret up on the Ancestry website, and finds out that Margaret sadly died in 2021, in Salisbury. Let's hope it wasn't COVID, or anything else horrible. Margaret's mum Ruby died in 1997.

Families are important to all of us, though, aren't they. 

And that's even the case with the world's richest man, the incredibly annoying Elon Musk, no less, as Lois and I see from the fascinating first programme in a three part series about the man.


Elon was born in Pretoria, South Africa, back in 1971, and he is of mixed British and Pennsylvania-Dutch ancestry. And for Lois and me, it's particularly nice tonight to hear reminiscences of Elon's childhood from his old Canadian-born mum Maye, who, unlike Elon, still speaks with a South-African accent, which is nice to hear!




And Maye, Elon's mum, was anxious to get little toddler Elon into nursery school as early as possible, so that he could talk to people other than herself all day. The school, however, were a bit 'iffy' about this idea, as little Elon was only 2 days over the minimum age for entry, and they thought he'd be a bit baffled by his older nursery school classmates, would you believe!





Maye wasn't having any of that nonsense, however, and she told the school that her little boy was a 'genius' (!).





What a crazy world we live in !!!!!!

[That's enough madness! - Ed]

Will this do?

[Oh just go to bed! - Ed]

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzz!!!!!

Sunday, 10 May 2026

Saturday May 9th 2026 "Are the left-over books and puzzles the best thing about YOUR favourite airbnb?"

Yes, Friends, are the left-over dog-eared books, moth-eaten board games and dodgy-looking jigsaw puzzles the best thing about YOUR favourite airbnb?

Remember, you too could 'get lucky', like local woman Caitlin Roth, whose sticky little hands were all over this morning's Onion News, to put it mildly!!!!

Kudos, Roth !!!!!

Roth's story, featured first in the local editions, gets quickly 'picked up' by 'the nationals' - Times, Telegraph etc - on an admittedly "slow news" day, and even leads some of the early BBC World Service bulletins, which is nice!

And Roth's 'good luck story' brings a trace of a knowing smile to the faces of me and my wife Lois this morning, here in semi-transparent Liphook, Hampshire, as we take our near-daily morning walk, which today takes us through the lush woodlands and streams of nearby Radford Park, that's for sure!!!!

my wife Lois and me taking our near-daily walk, which this morning 
takes us through the lush woodland and streams of nearby Radford Park

Lois and I are laughing at Roth's "lucky find" of a partly completed jigsaw puzzle at her airbnb, because, by complete coincidence, we've been invited to our daughter Alison's house this evening, 10 miles away in forested Churt, just over the county line, in Surrey, to join them in their evening meal. And Alison has also issued a 'cry for help' and, urgent request for assistance, with her latest jigsaw puzzle, a compendium of garden scenes from some of the most iconic books in the English language, which is certainly going to be a challenge, to put it mildly!!!!!

the terrifying jigsaw puzzle featuring garden scenes
from English literature, and for which our daughter
has issued an urgent 'cry for help' (!)

And when Lois and I arrive, at about 5pm, said jigsaw is all over the kitchen table, which will offer a different sort of challenge later, as we will have to clear it away before we can eat - definitely a priority task haha !!!! We'll dining tonight with Alison, and two of our lovely grandchildren, Rosalind (17) and Isaac (15) who eventually emerge from their rooms, where they've been revising for their upcoming A-Level exams (Rosalind), and GCSEs (Isaac). 

Our son-in-law Edward is away this weekend, helping a group of youngsters complete their current challenges on a Duke of Edinburgh Award Scheme out in the sticks somewhere, and Rosalind and Isaac's big sister Josie (19) is away at Durham on the first year of her maths degree course.

What madness, isn't it !!!!!

(left) Lois helps our daughter Alison with her latest jigsaw puzzle, and (right)
with the puzzle cleared away, and young Rosalind and Isaac having emerged
from their rooms (!), we enjoy a delicious meal of chicken and rice - yum yum!

Later there's a chance to wander through the family's lovely garden, and I also get the chance to look over the 'book' for 'Nine-to-Five The Musical', in which Isaac will be playing the part of Joe, 'love- interest' for main character Violet, played by Lily Tomlin in the 1980 film version.

(above) we wander through the lovely garden with our daughter Alison
and (below) I look at the 'book' for 'Nine-to-Five The Musical', in which
our grandson Isaac will be singing the iconic song "Let Love Grow"

Awwwww!!!! 

A lovely day, in short, and when Lois and I eventually get back to our home in Liphook around 8pm, there are memories of other lovely days from long ago awaiting us, as we watch the first programme in former news-reader Angela Rippon's new celebrity travelogue series, "Angela Rippon's River Cruises", which tonight takes her from Budapest to Vienna and into the Austrian heartlands.


Starting in Budapest, we see Angela standing in Budapest near the iconic Fisherman's Bastion, looking down on the Danube, the beautiful Parliament building etc, where Lois and I once stood, back in the 1990's and 2000's, only 20-30 years ago, but it feels like a lifetime - oh dear!!!!




Later on her river cruise, Angela reaches Vienna with its lovely cafes and coffee-houses, including this one founded in 1876, so 150 years ago. She fantasises about having coffee and cake here, a century or two ago, with Gustav Mahler or with Puccini, for example.




She reminds us, however, that not all this coffee house's customers were nice, recalling that in 1913, for example, Vienna was playing host to characters like Hitler, Trotsky, Tito and Stalin - yikes! 

Angela's verdict? Any of those 'dodgy' characters at the tea-table "would have turned the cream in these delicious cakes  quite sour!", and that would have been a pity, she laments!


Yes, how about that for a nightmare tea party - special guests Hitler, Trotsky, Tito and Stalin: the tea party from hell, or what (!), haha !!!!

But what a crazy world they lived in, back in those far-off days!!!!!

[That's enough madness! - Ed]

flashback to 2006: Lois, aged 60, when we visited Budapest 
and Vienna on our retirement celebration holiday, a lifetime ago (!)

Happy days!!!!

Will this do?

[Oh just go to bed! - Ed]

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!

Saturday, 9 May 2026

Friday May 8th 2026 "Did YOU get confronted by a creature from hell, when you cast YOUR vote this week?"

Yes, Friends, did YOU get "propositioned" by a creature from hell, as you cast your vote in this week's UK local county council elections? Well, it happened in America, didn't it, and you know what they say - what happens in the US happens 10 years later in the UK! And that US election was the big story in today's Onion News' popular "From the Archives" column!!!!

Turn to page 94, and cower in terror !!!!!

Poor voters !!!!! Those crazy US elections eh !!!!!!

Reading the story today, however, here in semi-precious Liphook, Hampshire, UK brings a naughty smile to the faces of me and my wife Lois today as we take our near-daily walk over the "hallowed turf" of local soccer giants, Liphook United, that's for sure!

my wife Lois and me on our near-daily walk, which today brings us
over the "hallowed turf" of local soccer heroes Liphook United

Today is county council election results day here, by coincidence, but we fail to see any "flesh-eating zombies", or anybody else, for that matter (!), as we tread that "hallowed turf", completely on our own, as it turns out, would you believe!!! 

Yes, today for once, there isn't a soul around, dead, half-dead or undead, you name it !!!! Maybe the electoral "walking corpses" are having lunch, perhaps on a nice plate or two of human flesh!!!! 

You see, it's already lunchtime, and Lois and I are running a bit later than usual today, not getting out of the house till gone 12 noon, due to Lois wanting to plant her six seed-potatoes this morning in our tiny so-called vegetable garden, which is mad!!!! 

But could that chance judgment have saved our lives, in hindsight??? 

(left) my wife Lois pointing to where she sowed her 4 seed-potatoes, and (right)
her beans and courgettes, some of which are beginning to sprout. It was madness, 
of course, but did that decision to plant today end up saving our lives?????

I wonder....!!!!

Later the shock news comes in, however, that, in East Hampshire at least, the Conservatives have fought off a strong challenge from the Lib Dems, in 4 out of the seven divisions, with poor old Andy Tree in a minority of one, as the sole representative of the Whitehill and Bordon Community Party, which, let's face it, is a party with a name that isn't going to win them many votes outside of Whitehill and Bordon, is it! 

Face facts, Andy haha!!!! And possibly also consider changing your party's damaging, self-destructive name perhaps haha!!!


(above) vote-counters at County Hall today, waiting for the votes to come in,
and (below) East Hampshire's results with Liphook's winning candidate
Debbie Curnow-Ford (crazy name, crazy gal!), standing for the Conservatives

Kudos, Debbie !!!!!

Elsewhere, in the big world outside East Hampshire, news comes in, later, however, that Nigel Farage's Reform Party has been making gains again. 

Lois and I aren't too worried, however, because most councils, we hope, won't have any party with an overall majority, which is nice, because then they will all have to work together, like Lois and I do, i.e. just as if they were sensible people (!). And it won't affect the national scene - Keir Starmer's Labour Party still has a thumping big majority in the House of Commons, and there doesn't have to be an election for 3 years. Also, there doesn't seem to be an obvious replacement for Keir, so that's all good!



And hopefully, by 2029, Farage will have been fully revealed for being the kind of character he really is - let's hope so !!!


But we'll see!

Lois and I feel more threatened, not so much by Farage himself, as by the prospect of crypto-currency, because Farage seems to be good pals with some crypto-currency mega-rich guy based in Thailand, according to tonight's edition of "Have I Got News For You", the comedy news quiz. 

What madness!!!!

And Lois and I are, currently, completely out of crypto-currency just at the moment, would you believe, which is bad luck, isn't it haha!!!!


Lois and I didn't know that, back in 2024, Farage accepted an undeclared £5 million pound personal gift from a Thailand-based crypto-currency billionaire, and that it was shortly after that, that Farage "reconsidered" his previous decision not to stand for Parliament. 

But that need not be suspicious at all, as Ian Hislop helpfully explains on tonight's show!!!!




So that's all right then haha !!!!

Jon Richardson, however, is worried about why, after 2 years, Farage still hasn't declared that £5 million 'personal gift' he received from the Thai-based billionaire.




And veteran comedienne Sheila Hancock is worried that, if Farage ever got into power, we'd all have to start using this mysterious 'crypto-currency', the currency that that Thai-based cryptocurrency billionaire seems to want us to use!




So Ian Hislop's your man, if you want some 'crypto', nudge-nudge, wink-wink! He's always got some, apparently in his inside jacket pocket, which is handy! You read it here first haha !!!!

But what a crazy country we live in !!!!

Will this do?

[Oh just go to bed! - Ed]

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!