Tuesday 31 May 2022

Tuesday May 31st 2022

Lois and I are staying in our daughter Alison's house this week - she and her family are having a week on the English-Welsh border, at a little place called Llanthony, near Hay-on-Wye. 

We're having a fairly easy time here, I have to say. I get up at 6 am and feed the family's 2 cats and the tank of tiny marine fish, and then I get back into bed with Lois. Later we have to feed the cats some biscuits at lunchtime if they seem to want them, and then Lois gives the cats their second meal of the day about 3 pm. Then there are more biscuits at "bedtime", which for the cats is about 9pm.

Apart from that we just have to remember to feed ourselves - our usual 3 meals a day. And strangely that's something we never seem to forget to do - we're not suffering from dementia yet, that's for sure!

See? Simples!!!!

the cats who depend on us for food - Otto (left)
and Dumbledore (right) : they always eat together, which is nice!

Llanthony, where Alison's family are staying, is in the Black Mountains of Breconshire, and also is the site of the ruins of a 900-year-old medieval priory, slap bang on the border. 

It's a pretty empty part of the country, as you can guess from this map:

Later today Alison sends us a charming picture of her 13-year-old daughter Rosalind, pictured here on a walk in the nearby Black Mountains.

our 13-year-old granddaughter Rosalind,
seen here on a walk in the Black Mountains of Wales

10:00 Disaster - Lois and I have run out of bread, so there'll be no toast for tomorrow's breakfast unless we act now, and quickly! We decide to drive the 1.5 miles over to Grayshott and visit the Applegarth Farm Shop to get some so-called "artisan bread", plus some salad vegetables and a couple of Scotch eggs, also a coffee cake - yum yum!


After that we drive on to Grayshott itself and have a cup of tea and slice of cake in the Red Rose Tea Room. You may think that visiting the Applegarth Farm Shop and then having a drink and a snack in Grayshott's Red Rose Tea-Room is pretty mundane, but it isn't for us - we just haven't done things like this for over 2 years, thanks to the pandemic - what a crazy world we've been living in !!!!!

We wander down the town's main street and see a wool shop all decorated up for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee on Thursday.

a wool shop all decorated up for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee on Thursday

Then, for the next leg of our crazy outing we choose the Red Rose Tea-Room in Grayshott, on Ed's recommendation. It's run by a Polish woman who is doing a lot for Ukrainian refugees, and also the cake's very nice, Ed says. Altogether, that's more than good enough for us!

The Red Rose Tea-Room in Grayshott




Then after our visit to the tea-room, we go down the street and into a little dress shop to buy a dress and a skirt for Lois's upcoming birthday - my god! We're living dangerously now! 

And the woman in the dress shop sends me the receipt in a text message to my smartphone. Who knew they could do that nowadays? It's technology gone mad, I tell you!
part of my texted receipt - it's technology gone mad, I tell you!

part of the Eliza Wray Dress and Knick-Knack shop in Grayshott

the red dress and the striped skirt that I buy Lois
for her upcoming birthday, pictured here lying peacefully in the Eliza Wray bag
that we took them away in - how cute they look !!!!!

Well, what a wild and crazy day it's been so far !!!!!

17:00 And there's more craziness to come at 5pm, when one of Alison's cats - Otto - brings in a live bird in his mouth, probably a blackbird or a thrush, that kind of thing. He takes it into the cavernous cupboard under the stairs, where the bird seems to find some nook or cranny where Otto can't reach it: and there are black feathers everywhere in the kitchen and hall. My god, what do we do?

Now it's mine and Lois's job to keep Otto away while we try to get the bird out of the house - yikes !!!!!! 

I wrap it in a cloth and put it in a bucket, and we take it out to the greenhouse, thinking to lock it in there overnight to see if it survives or not. Unfortunately it manages to escape from the greenhouse, so we can't do anything now except keep the cats indoors overnight - either the bird will fully recover and fly away (it's only lost a few feathers, we think); or else it'll be dead meat in the morning, and no longer of any interest to the cats.

But what madness !!!!!

And it's a reminder that those 2 cats aren't as dependent on Lois and me for food as we had imagined - oh dear!

19:00 I look at my smartphone again and I see that our daughter Alison has put some more charming pictures from Wales onto social media. The family has been walking over the hills and visiting the ruins of the 900-year-old medieval Llanthony Priory, and "the boys" - Ed and 11-year-old Isaac - have been getting Welsh haircuts.

(left to right) Josie (15), Rosalind (13), Sika the family's Danish dog,
Ed and Isaac (11)

looking down from the hilltops at the ruins of the 
900-year-old Llanthony Priory in the valley below

at the ruins: (left to right) Ed, Isaac, Sika, Josie and Rosalind

Isaac sporting his shiny new "Welsh haircut"

By the way, in case you're wondering what a Welsh haircut is, it's officially defined as "a haircut in Wales".  What madness !!!!!   [That's enough madness! - Ed]

20:00 We settle down on the couch and watch a bit of TV, an interesting documentary about the Queen's coronation on June 2nd 1953.





The documentary is called "Secrets of the Queen's Coronation", but to be accurate a lot of it isn't secret, it's just things perhaps not generally known, but it isn't any less fascinating for that.

There are a few other countries in Europe that still have monarchies - Spain, Holland, Belgium and the Scandinavian countries, I think that's all - but who knew that Britain is the only one of these countries that has a special crowning ceremony? 

And who knew that during the ceremony in 1953 the Queen was anointed with oil in a tradition that goes back to the anointing of Saul (c.1000 - c.1020 BC) as God's chosen King of the Israelites in the Old Testament? [I expect a lot of people knew that! - Ed]

Lois and I sit down to watch the programme, although Alison's fish (left)
appear to take little interest. A pity - they might have learnt something!

Before Elizabeth's reign the coronation had always been regarded as a secret, holy and private ceremony: and it was Prince Philip's wish to make it a public affair and to have it televised for the first time - he wanted to make the monarchy more accessible to the people. 

And what a good decision. Because we'll never again have the unique circumstances of 1953 - a people broken by the sacrifices of the Second World War followed by 6 years of post-war austerity and food rationing, living among bombed-out buildings, all longing for a bit of brightness in their lives: and what could have been better than to have a beautiful young woman of 26 ascending the throne amid the pomp and splendour of a thousand years of tradition. And in the abbey, to hear the majestic sound of Handel's anthem "Zadok the Priest", performed at every coronation since that of George II in 1727.

My god - you couldn't have beaten that, could you, really? Be honest haha !!!!!

Lois and I were only about 6 at the time of the Coronation, but we both remember vividly watching it on TV, although only in black and white. Our house was the only house in our street where there was a TV, and it only had a tiny 9 inch screen, magnified slightly by a 3 inch magnifier. And I remember all our immediate neighbours crowding into our house and filling our front room - what madness (again) !!!!!

Apparently a survey was done after the ceremony, where it was discovered that there was an average of 17 people around every TV in the country. My god (again) !!!!!

flashback to 70 years ago: me, aged 6, with my little sister Kathy (4)
at a photographer's studio in Bradford - happy days !!!!!!

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzz!!!!!!


Monday 30 May 2022

Monday May 30th 2022

09:00 A bad start to the day - my belt buckle comes apart. That's something that I can never remember happening before in my life. And here Lois and I are, 100 miles from home, and pet-sitting for our daughter Alison and her family in Headley, Hampshire. And I've only brought one pair of trousers with me: my jeans, actually, so I haven't got another belt with me. What a foolish decision, seen in retrospect! 

my busted belt - pictured here on Alison's kitchen table

There's no use raiding our son-in-law Ed's wardrobes and drawers - I'm a logic-defying 5'10" tall, and Ed is only about 5'4". Lois says that Ed is also considerably slimmer round the waist, but I demand a second opinion on that one one! 

But now my jeans keep falling down - oh dear, what can I do?!

I decide to order a belt from Amazon but it won't come till late tomorrow, so then I decide to do what I imagine a young person would do. I search "men's clothing near me" on my smartphone, find the Peacocks store, and I also call them, but their number must have changed - why don't people ever update their obsolete info on the web?!!!! 

Then Lois and I jump in the car and again I do what a young person might do, and press "directions" on my smartphone to hear a voice that tells me the way. Unfortunately the voice wants me to drive across a ford, which looks very deep and swollen with rain, to put it mildly. I turn the car around, but the voice keeps directing me back to the ford. Eventually I have to get the car's ageing TomTom out of the glove compartment, and thankfully that directs me on to a more sensible route. What madness !!!!

We take the "blue route" to Peacocks, avoiding the swollen river
near the so-called "Deadwater" area, whatever that means!
What madness !!!!!


the Mill Chase Road ford, seen here in happier times,
during the so-called "dry season"

I can't risk going into the store and having my jeans fall down, so Lois goes in for me, and finds me a nice belt for £10, which is good.

I stay in the car while Lois goes into the shopping mall
to find the Peacocks store

the Bordon branch of the Peacocks clothing chain

What a weird day it's proving so far !!!!! For a start when do belt buckles ever fail?  It's never happened to me before in my life!!!! Can you BELIEVE it ???!!!!!

[Is that it? Have you finished telling us about your belt now? - Ed] 

It's quite a nice belt, my new one, and I'm fairly happy with it!

nice belt, isn't it! And kind of groovy with it !!!!
(I've taken the price tag off now, incidentally, I'm not the mad hatter!)
[I'm not so sure about that! - Ed]


included for comparison: the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland
showcasing his hat, which cost 10s 6d in that style

[That's enough about belts! - Ed]

13:00 Our lunchtime is enlivened when Lily, one of our two 8-year-old twin granddaughters in Perth, Australia gets hold of her mother Sarah's phone and presses "call" instead of "text". If only she knew what great joy it gives us when she does that! And it's so nice for Lois and me to suddenly find ourselves chatting with her.

Interestingly, Lily says that her father Francis had spotted a mouse under the fridge in the family's kitchen and he has been trying today to tempt it out with a carrot, so far without success. I send Lily a picture of the mouse Lois and I caught in a trap on Saturday morning - it's a "humane" trap, and we had managed to release the mouse back into the wild at the bottom of the garden.


flashback to Saturday, we catch a mouse in a "humane" mouse-trap
and then release it back into the wild at the bottom of the garden

14:00 I check my emails. Tünde, my Hungarian penfriend, has sent me the results of an interesting survey carried out in Hungary on the eve of the Queen's platinum jubilee, 70 years after her succession to the throne, indicating that almost half of the 1438 Hungarians responding would be happy to see Queen Elizabeth made the Queen of Hungary too, which is heart-warming.

And I hope Hungarians wouldn't be offended if I said that heart-warming as these responses may be, and much as I love Hungary and Hungarians, I personally wouldn't want to see their crazy Prime Minister Viktor Orbán on the British throne. Is that being Anglocentric? I don't know - but perhaps I should be told, and quickly!

14:30 Steve, our American brother-in-law, has sent us another of the amusing Venn diagrams that he monitors on the web.


I have to say that much as I like Boris as a person, I concede that the darts analogy (diagram 3) has a lot of substance to it. Oh dear! Poor Boris !!!!!!

Also, neither Lois nor I knew what "ghosting" means (diagram 2), so it's nice to pick up another modern phrase.


Who knew that? [I think everybody did, except for you two noggins! - Ed]

15:00 Some charming pictures appear on social media from our daughter Alison, whose house we're staying in. Alison, with her husband Ed and their 3 children Josie (15), Rosalind (13), and Isaac (11) are staying the week near Hay-on-Wye near the English-Welsh border.

Today the family went to a session at the Hay-on-Wye festival about the "His Dark Materials" (?) series/books (?), which Lois and I know nothing about, but we feel it's probably something similar to Harry Potter. We'll just have to ask Alison about it when the family gets back here on Friday.

the trip to the Hay on Wye area on the English-Welsh border, 
that Alison and family took last Friday evening


is this something to do with "His Dark Materials"?
- or is it just somebody with a pet monkey?
I think we should be told !!!

(left to right) Rosalind, Josie and Ed

Alison and Isaac

Oh dear - it's really time that Lois and I got more up to date, no doubt about that!!!!

16:00 We have tea on the terrace. 


Today is our last "easy day" for a while. Tomorrow we have a couple of "heavy" duties: someone will be coming to take away Ed's broken ride-on mower, and we've got to give the guy the ignition key. Then late in the evening we've got to put Ed's recycling bins out on the kerbside. I don't know, at our age - it's still busy busy busy!!!

20:00 We settle down on the couch and watch TV. For some reason, Alison's family have chosen not to get a feed of live TV at their house, so everything we watch has to come off the internet, but this includes catch-up TV apps like BBC iPlayer, so we can watch most BBC programmes after they've been broadcast on their live channels, which is nice.


It's an exercise in pure nostalgia for Lois and me tonight to see this programme, originally broadcast on New Year's Eve 1976, celebrating songs and singers from the first 25 years of the Queen's reign, in advance of her Silver Jubilee in June 1977.

Oh, the nostalgia to see celebrities that we recognise! 

Nowadays Lois and I can't identify the modern "celebrities" - mostly we haven't a clue who they are. But these 1970's celebrities' names were on everybody's lips in the UK in 1976-7, and here we see them again tonight, fresh-faced and still in their prime, and at the height of their powers

It's pure magic, I tell you !!!

Our award for best performance on the night goes to Lulu, reprising her first hit, "Shout" (1964), with real gusto:


Lulu, with her backing singers, reprising her 
first ever hit, "Shout" (1964)

Our award for best tear-jerker of the night goes to Norman Wisdom, the Albanian national hero, with his performance of his early hit, "Don't Laugh At Me, 'Cos I'm a Fool" (1954).



Our "booby prize" of the evening goes to Cliff Richard, who probably refused to come on the show unless he was allowed to plug his latest release, "Hey, Mister Dreammaker", which didn't turn out to be a hit, as far as we can remember. Poor show, Cliff - and serve you right that it wasn't a hit !!!!!

The most moving moment of the show for me comes near the end when presenter Vera Lynn, the "Forces' Sweetheart" from World War II, brings this New Year's Eve show to a close by wishing her audience, and also the Queen, a happy new year for 1977.

Don't you just love seeing New Year's Eves from long ago, and thinking, "Ah yes, on December 31st 1976, nobody knew what was in store for them, or for the world, in 1977. If only they had known then what we know now" haha!






Ah the memories! On New Year's Eve 1976, Lois and I had just one daughter, Alison, aged 16 months, but our second one, Sarah, was on the way - she was born in June 1977, the Silver Jubilee month.

flashback to the winter of 1976-77: me (30) with little Alison (16 months)

flashback to June 1977, the Silver Jubilee month -
Lois and me (both 31), with the new-born Sarah, and Alison (22 months),
in the little back yard of the first home we ever owned, 
in Windsor Street, Cheltenham

In August 1977 there was a celebration of the Queen's Silver Jubilee in Pittville Park, and we took Alison (2) and Sarah (2 months) along to join in the celebrations.

Flashback to August 1977: Alison (2) at the Silver Jubilee 
celebration in Pittville Park, in front of the Pump Room (1830)

Alison looks on as Sarah bawls her eyes out 
over something or other - oh dear !!!!

Happy days !!!!!

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!