Wednesday 31 August 2022

Wednesday August 2022

10:00 I switch on my smartphone and trawl the "Quora forum" website. I'm very pleased to see that Liz O'Callaghan, one of our favourite pundits on the website, has been weighing in on the vexed subject of "What do Irish people who've moved to the UK think of life in the UK compared to Ireland?"


The Irish are our near neighbours, but it's amazing how little we know about them, all in all, and Lois and I have been making up for lost time by following Liz on the website. And we have certainly learned an awful lot already, from her expert guidance. Here are a few typical bits of what we call "Liz's Wizdom" or "Lizdom" for short.


As you can tell from those thoughtful answers, Liz is certainly an expert on Ireland - and she's Irish too, which makes her guidance even more authentic.

On the vexed question of what Irish people in the UK think of life here, her position is clear. 

“I lived in the UK for a few years before returning back to Ireland, so here's my tuppence worth …

"It really wasn't that different! Superficially, we have the same shops, same architecture, same cars driving the streets, so nothing was unusual. I regularly travel to Northern Ireland, and other than the red tarmac hard shoulders and different signage, you really couldn't tell that you've crossed a border. That was the same feeling I got when I moved to England. Very familiar.

“I suppose the first real difference I noticed was volumes of people and the diversity of the population. When places got busy, they got busy on a scale you'd never see in Ireland. Dublin felt practically empty compared to the centre of London! Ireland is still relatively monocultural, so seeing the racial, ethnic, and cultural mix crammed in a single Tube carriage was something I always marvelled at.

“I found people generally had a great affinity towards the Irish. It's hard to explain, but there was almost an expectation by English people that, if you were Irish, you'd be funny, chatty, and not adverse to the occasional alcoholic beverage. I think it stems from the fact that English people tend to be quite reserved - I often found myself saying things out loud that work colleagues would suddenly looked shocked at, then start laughing because they'd be thinking it but wouldn't say it. People tend to divide ‘work colleagues' and ‘friends' in a way Irish people don't do to the same extent, but I always thought that was due to lengthy commutes. If you're travelling in and out of the centre of London for a few hours a day, it makes getting to know people outside of work difficult.”

Fascinating stuff !!!!

And yes, I can vouch for the fact that, also, when British people travel to Ireland,  it doesn't look all that different from home. You see the same style of road-signs, and it's driving-on-the-left and all that, which all make it seem very much like home. I will say, however, as a word of warning, that the road-signs over there are bilingual when it comes to place-names - something we've never bothered with in England, and that makes perfect sense to me. I don't think it would be worth the expense, to be honest with you!

flashback to 1967 - we visit County Cork in our old British
Vauxhall Victor, and we find much that's familiar to us

One big change nowadays is however, that they use kilometres now - in 1967 when we travelled there, they were still using miles, and the money was in pounds, shillings and pence, which was nice too.


the UK-Irish border today

14:00 Lois and I are feeling a bit more relaxed this afternoon about our upcoming house move from Cheltenham to Malvern. We're buying a new-build home there and we've been a bit worried in the last few days, because the builders have made a point of saying to us that if we didn't exchange contracts by September 4th, they "reserved the right to resell the home to somebody else, or to raise the price, or both". 

Yikes, the cheeky buggers !!!!!

I query this "threat" with Sue, our solicitor, and she says that in 40 years of working in the house conveyancing business, she's never once come across builders who resell or re-price one of their houses if the "exchange contract" deadline isn't met. They simply shout about the alleged "deadline" as a way of putting pressure on everybody involved, both buyers and their solicitors, trying to make them feel harassed and uneasy, and to get them to hurry them up. 

What bastards !!!!


unwanted junk from our "decluttering" work
continues to pile up in our rooms and hallway - yikes!

That's nice that we don't have to panic now - we don't feel quite so pressured now we know that the builders will wait for us to be ready. After all, in a sense Lois and I are waiting for the builders to be ready. Our new home isn't even finished yet. That would be madness !!!!

our new home is one of the yellow-brick houses on the right:
and it's far from being finished

17:00 Have you noticed how, if you live in England, all the visitors who drop by your house tend to be English normally? I wonder what the reason for that is. Perhaps it's time we should be told!

It makes life a bit monotonous sometimes, maybe! But not today - Lois's old work-colleague Niza, from Chile, drops in for a chat with us today about 4 pm - we haven't seen her for quite a few years. 

Wow - Niza is so..... what's the word I'm looking for?... Yes, Chilean. Yes, Niza is so Chilean!! Dark skin, big dark eyes, jet-black hair, big smile, open face, friendly as anything. What a shock to suddenly have somebody like that, larger than life, here on our sofa! But very nice to see her again, and she can chat to Lois about the old days and the staff at the retirement home for Anglican vicars where they both worked. Lois retired in 2006.

flashback to circa 1995: the local retirement home for Anglican vicars,
seen here in happier times. Female staff, including Niza [not shown] 
have dressed up as schoolgirls for the charity "Red Nose Day": 
Lois is on the far right, wearing one of my old school ties.

Yes, do you remember that particular Red Nose Day? It was rumoured at the time that the County Air Ambulance was put on standby, in case of any medical emergencies among the home's ageing vicars, while the staff of "schoolgirls" were servicing their rooms.

What a crazy world we live in !!!!!!

In contrast to the very Latin-looking Niza at tea-time today, Lois and I are feeling very much like a pair of quiet, rather pale "gringos", which I suppose is what we are, so fair enough. 

Years ago, I read that the word "gringo" was a Spaniard's attempt to say the word "English", but more recently I've read that it was originally probably an attempt to say the word "griego", which means "Greek". The reasoning is that, like in English, we say "It's all Greek to me" meaning it's incomprehensible, the Spanish have the same idea.

But what madness !!!!! 

It's fun today to try and understand Niza's English too. It hasn't changed, and it's sometimes a bit tricky, even though she's lived here for about 25 years.  

She misses out the letter 's' when it's next to another consonant, for example, so Christmas becomes "Chri'mas". And as another example, Prestbury, the area of Cheltenham where we live, becomes "Pre-bury". See? See the pattern there? It's not exactly rocket science, is it haha!

18:00 I've just got time to order birthday presents for our eldest grandchild, Josie, who's coming up to age 16 - it hardly seems possible. Our daughter Alison told she was "expecting" on the very day Lois and I both retired in February 2006.

What a momentous day that was - to both retire, and on the same day to find out that we're going to be grandparents. We've followed Josie through her first 16 years, on visits to us, including many Christmas stays, and on visits to all of Alison's and Ed's houses, both in the UK and in Denmark between 2012 and 2018.

flashback to 2011: Josie, aged 4, at a restaurant 
in Ledbury, Herefordshire, with Lois

...and with me, and also little Rosalind (2)

Josie in July 2022

How grown up she is now. And now intellectual! Just look at her "wish list" for a present from us.  



We still see a lot of Josie, of course, and she's still the sweet child she's always been, even though she lives more "inside her head" than when she was a little toddler, that's for sure!

19:30 We wind down with an undemanding documentary charting 60 years of UK TV's longest-running quiz show, "University Challenge", the student quiz.


It's nice tonight to finally see Roger Tilling, the man who's been the voice-over for the show for decades. When a contestant such as Sandya Narayanswami of Leicester University presses her bell or buzzer to give her answer, it's Roger who has to shout "Narayanswami - Leicester!" before she starts speaking.

Lois and I always thought that these must be automatic recordings but it turns out that Roger has to shout them all out live during the show, every time a contestant presses his bell or buzzer. What madness !!!!!!

And poor Roger !!!!!!!


The show's voice-over guy, Roger Tilling, up in the studio vaults,
announcing excitedly that Tindall of Jesus College has just pressed his or her buzzer
- what madness!!!!

It's nostalgic also to see Jeremy "Paxo" Paxman, who's presented the show since 1994, looking so young, and also to see some of the faces of student contestants who later went on to become household names, like Griff Rhys-Jones or Stephen Fry, or Miriam Margoyles, for instance.

"Paxo" a.k.a "The Paxmaster", has already announced that the current season of the show, which has just started its 8-month run, will be his last. Tonight we see him again at the height of his powers.


It's also nice to see some of the show's celebrity fans, like Richard Dawkins, whose recent book our grand-daughter Josie wants to read.


Fascinating stuff!!!!

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzz !!!!!

Tuesday 30 August 2022

Tuesday August 30th 2022

Lois and I roll out of bed, thinking "What can we throw away today?", which is a great attitude - throwing stuff away is so great, isn't it!

But you can get a bit too carried away with it, can't you. This morning we drive to Bishops Cleeve and the Daisychain Charity Shop to give away (1) a light grey suit of Lois's that she can't get into any more, (2) two of my jackets that I've never liked, and (3) the white and blue striped shirt that I used to think in the 1990's was the height of looking "business-y" at the office, but which the young Iranian refugees at Lois's church rejected, a few months ago, as being too "fuddy-duddy" and too "yesterday" - what madness!!!

some typical examples of the local Iranian refugees, the kind that don't want any 
of my so-called "smart", "business-y" striped shirts from the 1990's - oh dear!

one of my what I call "smart business-y striped shirts" 
that the refugees rejected, seen here in happier times, in the 1990's,
washed and ready for me to wear to the office the following morning 

Poor shirt !!!!!!

Our mission to the Daisychain Charity Shop this morning proves to be an organisational disaster, in any case. As it turns out, we forget to hand over some of the pile of clothes we took with us, and so have to make a repeat trip - e.g. Lois gives the shop the jacket of her suit but forgets to hand over the skirt, and we don't discover this until we get home, necessitating an immediate second trip. 

What madness !!!!

Is all this decluttering messing with our minds?

14:00 In the afternoon, I start shredding some more business documents, bank statements etc. Oh joy!!!

I make a  start on shredding tons of documents

Do you remember Katy, of "What Katy Did" fame, and her world-record best-ever diary entry, "Forget what did"? 

For me, today, my blog entry should be "Shredded What Did", which would be more accurate. And I also have to shred the financial documents that our daughter Sarah and her husband Francis left with us when they moved to Australia a few years back. Yikes!!!!

Meanwhile Lois goes upstairs to declutter part of her wardrobe, and she discovers a box, which, she says, "has the whole of my life in it". I'm not surprised - it's so heavy that I can only nudge it out of wardrobe and ease it onto the bedroom floor with an almighty thump. I'm not strong enough to put it onto the bed - yikes (again) !!!!


Lois starts looking through "the box that contains
all my life", as she puts it - yikes [That's enough yikeses! - Ed]

I wouldn't mind, but we've got to sleep in this bed tonight!!!

But there are numerous plus points to the discovery of this "whole life" box - most of all, Lois's hand-written travel diary of the first time we went away together on holiday, to Norway in September 1970. The first time either of us had flown in an aeroplane, for starters, and numerous other experiences, e.g. flying in a 6-seater sea-plane over the Folgefonn Glacier.







Happy times !!!!! And we can re-live them now, as Lois reads me some extracts while we have our tea and jam, which is nice.

Lois reads her diary entries from the first time
we went away together on holiday - to Norway in 1970

20:00 We relax with the second return of a TV quiz this week, "University Challenge", the student quiz, which is celebrating the 60th anniversary of its debut this week - it's the UK's longest-running TV quiz by miles, no doubt about that. And Jeremy "Paxo" Paxman has already announced that it's going to be his last season as presenter, so this will be the end of an era, that's for sure.



Tonight Bristol University are battling it out with Durham University, two very good teams, and it's a really close run thing at the end.



Lois and I traditionally try to get answers correct that the 8 young students fail to get or get wrong, but as the programme starts, we're definitely feeling we're not in peak condition, to put it mildly. 

Presenter Jeremy Paxman is also showing his age, we think, and his speech is not as clear as it used to be, which is a pity, because all the questions are read out by him. While he's reading one of the questions tonight, Lois and I both think he's saying the word "death", and the students do too - we can tell by their reaction. This gives the students a bum steer, because it becomes obvious when the answer is given, that he was saying the word "deaf". Oh dear, Paxo! 

It was a question on algebra.

1.    The 9th century mathematician Al-Khwarizmi called irrational numbers 'inaudible'. This has led to what term for a quantity that cannot be expressed as a ratio of two integers? The name comes from the Latin for 'deaf' [misheard by us, the students and the subtitle-writer as "death"].




The correct answer turns out to be "surd" - the Latin word for "deaf" is "surdus", or "sourd" in French.
Oh dear, Paxo, is it time to hand in your question-master's badge perhaps?

Anyway, be that as it may, despite numerous questions tonight about popular culture, recent films and their theme music, computer games, chemistry, microbiology and physics, Lois and I still manage to get 3 questions right that the students strike out on. 

Three is our minimum - if we fail to get at least three we officially have to hang our heads in shame for a week. This may seem harsh but them's the rules, you see!

These are our petty triumphs:

1. Who wrote "Clisson and Eugenie", a tragic love-story that went unpublished in the lifetime of its author, who became First Consul of France at the age of 30?


Students: Mitterand [Say whaaaaaaaaat ? - Ed]
Colin and Lois: Napoleon Buonaparte

See? Even our esteemed Editor, for all his faults, knows that Mitterand doesn't sound quite right for 'First Consul'.

What a crazy world we live in!!!!

2. Ten-year-old Miles and his sister Flora are characters in which opera by Benjamin Britten, adapted from a novella by Henry James?


Students: Peter Grimes
Colin and Lois: The Turn of the Screw

3. From the French word for "cradle", what do we call a soothing musical composition usually in 6/8 time? An example is Chopin's Opus 57 in D Flat Major.


Students: "pereuse"
Colin and Lois: "berceuse"

22:00 Honour is (just about) satisfied. But we're hanging on by a thread here, that much is clear!

We go to bed - zzzzzzz!!!!


Monday 29 August 2022

Monday August 29th 2022

Another day of drudgery - the thing about downsizing and decluttering is that it takes time to even identify all the corners of a large house that need to be "dealt with" - all the drawers, cupboards, wardrobes, outbuildings etc that have all got tons of junk in. It's never ending! You'll see when it comes to your turn. Oh dear!

we're only half way through the morning, and already
items of junk are "queuing up" by the front door,
begging to be taken out to the garage. Oh dear!

...not to mention the human cost: as witnessed by my face.
"If only", I say, "if only I could spend today doing something nice!!!"

On the plus side, I have another of my brilliant ideas today. One of the problems when we move into our new-build home is that there won't be a garden shed to start with, so how are we to keep dry our garden tools and machinery? I decide to go onto Amazon and order a large plastic covering - you know, the sort that people use to cover up their patio tables etc. 

Is that brilliant or is that brilliant!

11:00 Yes, I'm a bit of a "thinker" all right, and that's the quality needed in spades just at the moment, no doubt about that! 

But is one good idea enough, when you're trying to declutter? Probably not, so I decide to trawl the influential American website, Onion News, to see if there are any useful celebrity super-hints out there.

For decluttering, sheds are key, that's for sure, and we may have to buy a few temporary sheds before we move, to help us in the process, according to celebrity Joanna Gaines [Who she? - Ed].

By contrast, Ty Pennington favours the "demolition approach" [Who he? - Ed]

We particularly like Marie Kondo's approach - the worst thing about decluttering is the sock drawer, no doubt about that, and it's vital to "think outside the box" - or "think outside the socks" as we say. [Who she? - Ed]

Most of all we admire Jonathan Adler's non-nonsense attitude to decluttering, and at the moment we're doing our sums to work out whether we can go down the Adler route - first results suggest not, unfortunately! [Who he? - Ed]


The most practical super-hint is definitely Christina Haack's and one that we can implement almost immediately, or at least within about 3 years, say! [Who she? - Ed] 
[That's enough stupid celebrity super-hints! - Ed]

12:00 Just as Lois and I start to feel desperate about ever being able to downsize, luckily Steve, our American brother-in-law, emails us one of the amusing weekly Venn diagrams he monitors for us on the web - and it's another "doozy", that's for sure.


And Steve appends to his email a news report that nearly a quarter of UK adults are planning to keep their heating turned off this winter - yikes !!!!!


The Venn diagram is certainly right about the slow pace of the Tory leadership contest - to be honest I'd forgotten it was still on. I hope the candidates haven't forgotten about it too !!!!

I suppose that if they HAVE forgotten, then Boris has to carry on, are those the rules? I think we should be told,  and quickly!

What a madness it all is !!!!!

20:00 We watch an interesting documentary on the Smithsonian Channel about Jamestown, Virginia, the first successful English colony in America, founded in the early 1600's.


Lois and I, with our two young daughters Alison (7) and Sarah (5), visited Jamestown in 1983, and saw many of the reconstructed buildings from the colony's early days. We learn tonight, however, that archaeological work continues at the site, possibly identifying the body of the first Governor, Sir George Yeardley, buried in the remains of the first church.

It's an interesting phase of American history - witnessing at the same time the first ever democratic assembly on the continent, but also showing the beginnings of slavery, because the first African slave-ships arrived at Jamestown in these years: Yeardley was the first ever English slave-owner on the continent. The franchise was still limited - male property-owners only - but was still significantly wider than the franchise applying in England at the time, so it was genuinely radical.

Flashback to our visit in 1983:

1983: Alison (foreground, left) approaches the statue of Sir George Yeardley
at Jamestown, site of the first successful English colony in America

Alison and Sarah outside the ruins of the old church

Alison again - in the background, the reconstruction of the 
flimsy-looking ship that, incredibly, brought the colonists here from England...

this is me at Jamestown, aged 37...

...and Lois, also 37 - as we stand on the little ship

Happy days !!!!!

21:00 Hurrah - the TV quizzes are back tonight, ending several months of "brain drought" on TV, and seemingly all is right with the world again! Tonight we watch the first of a new series of "Only Connect", which tests lateral thinking.


Traditionally, Lois and I try to get correct answers that the teams don't spot, but we're out of luck tonight. Not only are our brains becoming more jelly-like with every passing year, it's also the case that the two teams tonight are really good. And although we get some of the answers, the teams tend to get them too, which is a pity! No fair !!!!!


There are always useful snippets of knowledge to pick up however, which is nice. Like, for instance, the connection between these 4 seemingly random items:


The answer is that these were all ways that, in various times and places, you cast ballots when you were called upon to vote about something. Lois and I guess this correctly because we know that the Ancient Athenians used to carve their votes on broken pieces of pottery, called "ostraka" - incidentally the origin of our word "ostracism".

In Japan you have to actually write down your candidate's name on a blank sheet of paper - it's thought that if you were given a sheet of paper with the candidates' names already printed, it would give an unfair advantage to the first name on the list, which is fair enough.

In Gambia, until recently they dropped their marble into one or other drum, and the sound of it was a vote for that candidate. Whereas in France you can get the appropriate pre-printed slip which you just drop in the box.

Fascinating stuff !!!!

22:00 Brains totally exhausted, we go to bed - zzzzzzzzz!!!!!