Thursday 31 March 2022

Thursday March 31st 2022

09:00 Lois and I spend most of the morning going through our wardrobes, looking for clothes we don't need - if we downsize this year, we may have, in our new house, less than half the space we currently have for storing clothes, which is a scary thought. 

And it's a happy coincidence that Lois's fellow-sect-member Mari-Ann has put out an appeal for clothes for the sect's new "Persian" Christian refugee members that have arrived from London. 

It seems incredible but the Home Office apparently takes these Iranians, gives them a train ticket to some town or other in the provinces, together with the address of some Government hostel, and then after that they're pretty much on their own. They get a meagre government allowance, but aren't allowed to get jobs till their request for asylum is approved.

typical Iranian Christian refugees in the West - these ones are in the US

What madness!!!!  And many of these refugees have only the clothes they're stood up in - it's crazy!!!!

This morning Lois and I fill 6 black plastic sacks of clothes that can either go to these refugees or to others, e.g. Ukrainians etc. The Persians Mari-Ann knows of are almost entirely male, but there's at least one woman among them, who is said to have no underwear other than what she's wearing - unfortunately we don't know her sizes. How can this happen???!!!!!

I showcase the 6 black plastic bags of clothing
that Lois and I have so far identified as donations

12:00 We go out for our walk round the local football field. We're living in exciting times in our parish - the big £35k upgrade to the football field playground facilities has been making good progress, and we think they'll be available for use by the neighbourhood's children before too long.

Lois showcases some of the parish's new playground equipment - wow-ee !!!!

flashback to February, when Parish Councillor Hamish Beach 
(crazy name, crazy hair!) announces the news to the world's press

Predictably Lois and I soon become over-excited when we see the progress on the project, and after our walk, we force ourselves to calm down with a hot chocolate and half a piece of carrot cake each, on the so-called "Pirie Bench". 

we've become overexcited again, so we calm down with 
a hot chocolate and half a piece of carrot cake each 
on the Pirie Bench outside the Parish Council offices

13:00 We come home and have lunch. Before and after we eat I sit at the laptop and try and input our latest electricity and gas meter readings to our new energy supplier, the Eon Company. It takes me about an hour in all, because the whole of the UK and his wife are doing the same thing with their own particular companies. Energy prices are going up with a bang tomorrow, so we've got to input our latest readings so that the company doesn't charge us for the last few days of power at the new rates that start tomorrow.


What a crazy world we live in!!  The website must be close to crashing with all the extra people on it, and I keep logging in and then getting thrown off. I'm close to giving up, but I persevere, and eventually I succeed. I've also taken a picture of the meter displays on my smartphone, just in case.

But what madness !!!!!


15:30 Lois and I relax on the sofa with a piece each of my birthday coffee cake and a cup of tea. 

I look at my smartphone, and I see that Tünde, my Hungarian penfriend, has sent me a telex.hu story about how a lot of mail-in ballots for the Opposition parties, cast in the current general election by Hungarians in Romania, have been found discarded and partially burned, in a Romanian landfill. 

It doesn't augur well, to put it mildly, for a fair outcome to the current elections in Hungary, for which the deadline for casting ballots is set for early next month. It looks like the autocratic ruling Fidesz party, led by the country's crazy Prime Minister Viktor Orbán, or at least some of its officials, are getting nervous about the prospect that they might be thrown out of power. 

It's really sad that the Fidesz party (literal meaning of the name: the Young Democrats) can stoop as low as it does these days. When I first visited Hungary in the early 1990's the party was the great hope of decent-minded Hungarian democrats everywhere - Fidesz was the party that was going to throw out the Communists and establish Hungary as a democracy for all time. Somehow at some stage, it all went horribly wrong, that's for sure.

But let's hope for the best: all is not lost - not yet, at least !!!! 

flashback to me on my first visit to Hungary in 1994: notice
the advert for the Fidesz party (above and behind me to the left), 
at a time when Fidesz, the so-called "Young Democrats", were still "the good guys"

Yes, let's hope that the Hungarians can hang on to their democracy next month. 

flashback to March 15th 1994: the picture I took of the Revolution Day
Holiday crowds in the main square of Pécs, in southern Hungary,
celebrating the 1848 revolution against the Austrian Empire

me in 1994: with my Hungarian friend István (right) and his son Marty
- happy days !!!!!

16:00 By coincidence, Steve, our American brother-in-law, has also sent me an email today, pointing out that, according to the Axios news website, the number of liberal democracies in the world keeps falling - down from 51% in 2011 to only 30% in 2021.

Of 195 nations on earth, just 34 are liberal democracies — where citizens have rights to free speech, free press, free and fair elections, and other liberties — according to a study by "Varieties of Democracy".

And if you live in a liberal democracy, not only do you and your family have the benefit of a decent, civilised society to live your lives in, and plan your future in, you also have numerous other advantages, according to the study.

Living in a stable democracy leads to a longer and more fulfilling life, the data shows:

1.      Health: If you live in a democracy and are at least age 25, you're likely to live 14 years longer than people in autocracies, a University of British Columbia study found. Babies in mature democracies are 78% less likely to die in childbirth.

2.     Wealth: Democratization boosts a nation's wealth 20% over 25 years.

3.     Education: Democratization bumps citizens' enrolment in secondary education by 70%.

So, if you've got it where you are, make sure you hang on to it, people!!!!

18:00 We had snow flurries and a bit of sleet around lunchtime today, believe it or not. And we've got 3 nights coming where the temperature will dip below freezing. Lois has only just planted 3 shrubs at the bottom of the garden, so to keep them warm over the next 3 nights we cover them with upturned wheelbarrows insulated with some thick felt - we're so kind-hearted haha!


Brrrrrrr !!!!!!

Poor baby shrubs!!!! But we're so kind-hearted, which is lucky - we love our shrubs, that's for sure, and we don't want them to feel cold haha!

20:00 We watch some TV, an interesting new documentary centred on an exhibition of Van Gogh's self-portraits at the Courtauld Institute, London, presented by Kate Bryan.


It's the first time that Van Gogh's "selfies" have been exhibited together, which is a bit of a landmark. Van Gogh himself even would never have had the opportunity to see them all together, which is thought-provoking.

We sometimes forget how short Van Gogh's career was, as an artist - only 10 years in all. But during a 3 and a half year period when he was trying to "find himself", he painted no less than 35 self-portraits.

presenter Kate Bryan says she's got "goose-bumps", seeing this collection,
something which Van Gogh himself never had the opportunity to do.
Poor Vincent !!!!!

And who remembers that Van Gogh twice lived in London? He came here first to pursue his idea of becoming an art dealer, and tonight we see the house in central London where he lived, and from which he commuted, on foot, to his job, a so-called "proper job".


the house in London where Van Gogh lived, and the bedroom where he slept, 
and from where he commuted every day on foot to his "proper job, as an art-dealer 

In his letters from his London house, Van Gogh talks about going to Hyde Park, and watching people on the famous Rotten Row. He talks beautifully about the mist over Westminster Bridge when he's commuting to his art-dealer job every day. You get the impression of a really sensitive young guy, wide-eyed, trying to absorb everything he sees in London.

There's a great letter he wrote from here in 1874, where he says, with great confidence, coming to the end of his time at the house, that "I'm now a cosmopolitan, no longer a Frenchman, an Englishman or a Dutchman, but a man of the world".

the start of a confident letter Van Gogh wrote from London in 1874

We even see a photograph of Van Gogh as a young man, taken around this time - no brush strokes to be seen in that, needless to say haha!

a photo of the young Vincent, a young man with "a proper job", 
just one of the many thousands of commuters walking and riding through
 1870's London  - and not a brush-stroke to be seen, which is nice!

And who remembers that Van Gogh once got another "proper job" here, as a schoolteacher in Ramsgate on the Kent coast, of all places? [I expect a lot of people remember that! - Ed]


location of the seaside town of Ramsgate, Kent, where Van Gogh
worked as a teacher at a boys' school

People talk a lot about Van Gogh as a tortured soul, but it's useful to remember that he never painted when he felt tortured - he always painted when he was feeling okay, or at least when he was coming out of a tortured period, as a kind of therapy.

It's interesting to compare two of his most famous portraits, painted in the south of France, the first one  done when he's looking sleep-deprived, lost and a bit haggard, and the second one, painted only a week later, in which he's looking completely focussed and ready to paint his next masterpiece.

These paintings are exhibited here together for the first time.


The first picture is a "survival" picture, where you feel he's just "hanging on" after a spell in a psychiatric hospital. He seems introspective, withdrawn, and he looks pretty broken, with a quite sad expression on his face. There are harsh dots of red in the eyes, looking like he hasn't slept and hasn't eaten. 

But then in the second self-portrait, painted just one week later, he's presenting himself as an artist at the height of his powers, all dressed up in his painter's "outfit" - the smock etc - and with his palette all ready. His face is more composed, and he looks altogether much healthier. It looks like he's been getting sleep, and he's got colour to his skin. He looks focussed and he's thinking about his "next masterpiece", that's for sure!

The two paintings together show the power of art to save people and put them on the road to recovery, says presenter Kate Bryan.

Included in the exhibition, even though it isn't a self-portrait, is the painting of Van Gogh's empty chair, with its bare wood and straw seat, and a pipe and a tobacco pouch on it. It's included because he said it was a symbol of himself and his beginnings, and so redolent of his peasant roots.


My chair would probably have a book of crossword puzzles and a TV remote control on it, I think.


[Oh, just go to bed! - Ed]

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzz!!!


Wednesday 30 March 2022

Wednesday March 30th 2022

11:00 Our third estate agent, Alan, arrives to value our house if we decide to sell it. Lois and I are feeling exhausted by the time he arrives, because this time we've tried to make the house look a bit less like a disaster area.

We even managed at last to hang up on the wall Lois's Christmas present from me: it's an "abstract" print created by Lois's yoga-teaching ex-art student great-niece Molly, a print which has been languishing on top of one of our spare beds for 3 months - what madness !!!!

on the wall behind me you can see the abstract print that Lois's great-niece
Molly created for her, and which I gave Lois as a Christmas present

However, we're still not sure we've had the print framed correctly or whether it's upside-down. We were too shy to ask Molly, and now it's too late - what madness (again) !!!!

12:00 Before he leaves, estate-agent Alan gives us his valuation of the house. He gives us exactly the same minimum and maximum prices as the other 2 estate agents who we asked to value the house. I find this incredible, and I can only think that all estate agents use the same software, probably using input from all the recent sales in the area, and that kind of thing.

He's been nice about the house, up to a point, but more about the outside than the inside. He particularly mentions our back garden as a big selling-point, and the house's location - a bus stop outside the house, shops and pubs within a quarter of a mile, Cleeve Hill (an AONB - area of natural beauty) within a mile or so.

Unfortunately it's a house that he sees as needing updating - we knew he'd say this of course. And updating not just of the decoration, but taking into account the fact that it's "old school" - two reception rooms and a kitchen, whereas young people nowadays want a big open-plan kitchen-and-dining-room. 

What a crazy world we live in !!!! Much better to have the privacy if you want to concentrate on anything - that's what Lois and I think! 

And of course, like most houses lived in by old codgers and old crows, it's crammed full of furniture, with walls plastered with pictures, surfaces crowded with ornaments and photos etc.

Our dining-room doubles as an office, which makes it super-crowded and "busy", that's for sure.


our super-busy dining-room-office - yikes!

But Alan has a useful tip for us - when the estate agency sends round their photographer, you've got time to quickly move a bunch of furniture items temporarily into the hallway and then put them back after he's gone on to photograph the next room. The photographer takes his time, Alan says, giving house-owners loads of time to stash things out of sight, which is nice, to put it mildly!

Alan has left us with a lot of information about the current house market, which we'll have to digest in the next few days. He's going to ring us early next week to get our thoughts.

13:00 Exhausted and confused, we have lunch. After lunch I take a look at a Middle English poem, "The Debate of the Carpenter's Tools", possibly written in about the 15th century, by an unknown author.

In the poem, a carpenter's tools can all speak. And they all debate with each other about how useful they are, and which of them is the most useful and most likely to make their owner rich.


how the poem begins

A bit later on in the poem there's an interesting verse about ale-wives. Who knew that in medieval times, people on average drank a gallon of ale a day? What a crazy world they lived in in those far-off times!!!

In this verse the carpenter's saw is telling one of the other tools - I think it's the pair of compasses - that the guy who owns them is never going to get rich, however hard his tools work. He "lives too near the ale-wife", says the saw, implying that he's always popping into the local tavern in the middle of a job. 

What madness !!!!
Yes, and as I said it wasn't uncommon for people to drink up to a gallon of ale a day. I think that the problem was that the water wasn't safe to drink in those days, whereas ale was safe, which created a massive demand for it. 

And being an ale-wife - a female tavern-keeper - was one of the few lucrative professions open to women, that were also legal.

a typical medieval ale-wife

The fact that the work was technically legal for women didn't protect these women from wagging tongues, however. Being a so-called "ale-wife" was felt to be synonymous with indulging in sexual promiscuity or being involved in the running of local prostitutes. In 1540 the city of Chester tried to limit the ale-wives' age range to either younger than 14 or older than 40, in an attempt to limit their sexual activities. My god!

And who knew that the word "alewife" also refers to a North American fish that the English settlers first saw over there in the 1600's? They called it an "alewife", because it had a huge abdomen. 

What a crazy world we live in  !!!!

20:00 Lois disappears into the dining-room to take part in her sect's weekly Bible Class on zoom. I settle down on the couch and watch an old episode from the 1980's political sitcom "Yes Prime Minister".

In this episode Prime Minister Jim Hacker has been annoyed by a draft of his predecessor's memoirs, in which Hacker is the subject of an unflattering verbal portrait. Hacker is wondering whether the Government can put pressure on the book's intended publishers by claiming that it breaks the Official Secrets Act.

At a high-level meeting in tonight's episode top civil servant Sir Humphrey Appleby seems to take a lot of pleasure in reading out one of the offending paragraphs: "Hacker is more interested in votes than principles. He runs for cover at the first whiff of unpopularity. [His presence] raised the age of cabinet but lowered its IQ."

Hacker is visibly annoyed when Sir Humphrey quotes the paragraph.


Sir Humphrey then draws attention to one of the book's chapter headings, provoking one of Principal Secretary Bernard Woolley's delightfully frank interventions: 



Fortunately Woolley goes on to take a full part in the meeting, drawing attention to incorrect phrasing and mixed metaphors in his usual charming manner, which is nice.

Hacker is told that the press has already got wind of the story, and predictably Hacker is annoyed by the press's sudden renewed interest in him:



Fortunately, at this point, Bernard is again on hand to give us some of his typically astute "nature facts", which is nice.



And when Jim asks Bernard to say exactly what vultures do, Bernard gives the best impression of a vulture that I've ever seen, and I've seen a few, to put it mildly! This one is sheer genius: Bernard has a real "feel" for the natural world, no doubt about that!


Bernard [left] giving his "vulture impression"

Tremendous fun !!!!!

21:00 Lois emerges from her zoom session and we watch the latest episode in the 17th century sitcom "The Witchfinder" about rubbish witchfinder Gideon Bannister, who is taking his prisoner, suspected witch Thomasine Gooch across country from Norfolk to Chelmsford, where he's hoping to try her in the presence of Parliament's Witchfinder General Matthew Hopkins.


In this episode Gideon and his prisoner Thomasine continue with their perilous journey through many a god-fearing village in the Dedham Vale on the way to Chelmsford.

two of the routes that Gideon and Thomasine could have taken
- let's hope they took the shorter one, which cuts out a whole 3 minutes!

Along the route, suspicious villagers catching sight of Thomasine and suspecting she's a witch, are all for "stringing her up there and then". The couple then try to pretend that they've just got married, to ward off the suspicions.

However when the couple retire to their room at the village inn for their so-called "wedding night", they find that a gaggle of young local girls are hanging around in the hallway outside their door, waiting to hear some "action". Gideon and Thomasine then have no choice other than to initiate a simulated so-called "sex scene" - my god!

Gideon, as a good Puritan, is a virgin, of course, but he has to do his best, obviously, to put up a convincing audio show for the village girls. Lois and I suspect that Thomasine knows a lot more about it than Gideon does, but we'll see that in the next episode perhaps!





Lois and I are greatly relieved to see that the couple don't take things any further at this point, to put it mildly! 

But how historically authentic is this series? The villagers seem to have their suspicions allayed by Gideon and Thomasine's simulated kissing noises, but Lois thinks that in real life they would surely have insisted on examining the sheets. And when it comes to the 17th century I always trust Lois's instincts - she's got the 17th century down to a tee, no doubt about that!

But fascinating stuff, all the same !!!!

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzz!!!!!!