Sunday, 30 April 2023

Saturday April 29th 2023

This is the big day, when our daughter Sarah, plus husband Francis and their 9-year-old twins Lily and Jessica leave their transit point of Dubai and fly on to England, moving back for good after their 7-year residence in Perth, Australia. Both Lois and I have this strange feeling that it doesn't seem real, and maybe it won't feel real until we actually get to talk to them. I guess that won't be for a while, because  they'll need to get to Francis's sister's house in Kent and recover from their 9,000-mile flight from the other side of the world.

flashback to September 2022: Sarah with the twins...

...and Francis with the twins, on a stormy day near the coast

Lois and I are both feeling incredibly sleepy today - why? Well, we're not sure. We get these days sometimes - do you

We have our shower in the morning, and after that we don't do much. Lois does some emailing to fellow church members. While she's doing that, I vacuum the whole house, and after lunch we're ready to get back into bed for a nap. But we have to be out of bed again by 3 pm, because Amanda says she'll be coming some time after then to mow our lawn. Busy busy busy haha! You would never imagine we've been retired for 16 years, would you - it's total madness!!!!

While we're in bed, every so often, we keep half an eye on the progress of Sarah's Emirates/Qantas flight from Dubai. It's exciting to be able to follow it online, isn't it. My goodness - you couldn't possibly have done that in the old days, that's for sure!

2pm - they're approaching the Romania-Hungary border

3pm - now they're going to be coming over Germany

4pm and now at last they're over the North Sea, heading for home !!!!!

... doing a big loop over Windsor before coming in to land at Heathrow!

What an experience for our 9-year-old granddaughters Lily and Jessica! They're not going to remember being in a plane the last time they flew - the flight that took them to Australia in 2015 when they were just 2 and a half years old. 


flashback to November 2015: a tearful farewell to the twins
from Lois and me outside our house in Cheltenham,
as the family prepare to drive to Heathrow for the flight to Perth - sob, sob!

first pictures of Sarah's family newly arrived in Australia December 2015

Keep calm, we tell ourselves haha!!!!

15:30 Amid all this excitement, we also manage to be out of bed for a bit, at just the right time to let Amanda into the back yard to mow our grass. We still haven't got our own lawn-mower or strimmer, but it's not for the want of trying - oh dear!  We're still waiting for our refund from stupid old Amazon after their abortive attempts to deliver us a mower, which never came, despite the fact that it was clearly marked with our name and address - what madness!!!!

It's much warmer today - Amanda's wearing her shorts, which is a good sign. 

Amanda, seen here in happier times,
riding her horse 

The slightly warmer temperatures will hopefully be nice also for Sarah and family coming back from the heat of Australia. They'll still probably think that it's just like winter, however. 

But what a crazy planet we live on !!!!!

Amanda has another go at taming our new lawn

20:00 We wind down with an interesting retrospective on the incredibly successful, long-running sitcom Hi-De-Hi, which was set in a fictitious holiday-camp in the 1950's, the series running on BBC1 between 1980 and 1988. 


For Lois and me, the highlight of this series was the very moving story, behind all the laughter, of camp activities-organizer Gladys Pugh, the Welsh "vamp from the valleys", and her hopeless, unrequited love for buttoned-up camp manager Jeffrey Fairbrother. 

You must remember that heart-breaking scene, where Jeffrey reveals to Gladys that he "almost went into the  church". 


And Gladys responds with "What a pity, Jeffrey! You'd look wonderful standing  in the pulpit in white, with your angelic face, telling people not to do wrong things."

Do you remember? You must do! And then Gladys asks Jeffrey why it was that he didn't take the plunge and become a minister.

And do you remember Jeffrey's reply, the one that set poor Gladys's heart racing?

"Well, after much heart-searching, I decided that I was too fond of the pleasures of the flesh!"



Jeffrey then hurriedly explains to Gladys that by "pleasures of the flesh", he is simply referring to eating and drinking.

"Well, they're nice as well", replies Gladys.

Poor Gladys !!!!!!!!

Later Jeffrey is replaced as camp manager by Clive Dempster, who's the opposite of the professorial Jeffrey. Remember? And Clive tells Gladys, "Those brainy chaps are all the same. They spend so much time with their noses buried in their books, that they get frustrated. It all builds up inside them, and then BINGO!"


And then, almost before Gladys knows it, with little more than a quick "Eyes down for a full house", Clive is already looking down Gladys's blouse - oh dear!


Poor Gladys!!!!  You can't win with men, can you! They're either too distant, or they're all over you! 

What a crazy world we live in !!!!!

But tremendous fun !!!!!!

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzz!!!!!


Saturday, 29 April 2023

Friday April 28th 2023

Yikes, it's Lynda's monthly group meeting on zoom this afternoon! 

I'm a member of Lynda's U3A "Making of English" group, which focuses on the development of the Engish language, starting from its oldest known ancestor, the speech of the Yamnaya people living in the Caucasus Mountains 6 millennia ago, and continuing right up to the present day. 


a typical Yamnaya man

This month, in Lynda's group, we're looking at various translations of Psalm 23 in various English language versions, starting from Anglo-Saxon times and going right up to the text in the Modern American Bible and also the modern Jamaican Patois version. So quite a spread of versions there - my goodness !!!



I've been given a couple of Middle English versions to compare, one from around 1400 and another one from a bit later in the 15th century, and as usual I've left it to the last possible minute to do any work on it, so it's got to be this morning, no doubt about that.

You may not be able to recite Psalm 23, but you may recognize this line: "Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil". 

This morning, when I read this line again, it dawned on me what a useful word "to walk" is. 


[Has somebody checked all these so-called synonyms? Shome mishtakes here, shurely! - Ed.]

But it's true you know, "walk" is a great little word! But it took the English language a long time to find the word and use it properly - it may have been hidden away somewhere perhaps at the bottom of the page in some little-used dictionary, but it's a fact that a lot of the Germanic languages have tended to just use the verb "to go" instead, which isn't very explicit. And this was the case in English too, for centuries. And that's why in these Middle English texts, they always say "I go..." [through the valley of] the shadow of death, which doesn't give you nearly such a clear picture, does it! 

Isn't that interesting!  

[Not really! - Ed]

[Well, you may not find it interesting, but let me tell you, the members of Lynda's group will happily spend a good 20 minutes talking about a little point like that! Why don't you come along to our next meeting? - Colin]

[I think I'll pass on that one, if it's all the same to you! - Ed]

14:30 Lynda's meeting starts on zoom, and it's a really long one - almost 2 hours, and I feel like a limp rag by the end of it. 

a typical U3A group meeting on zoom

Lynda, leader of the local U3A's "Making of English" group

Our group is too tight to pay for a subscription to zoom, so we're limited to 40 minutes of chat at a time, after which we always have to log in again. This happens about 3 times today, and for the first time we find out that the zoom software has been changed, so that it now imposes a statutory 4 minute "recess" before it lets you log in again. 

What a crazy world we live in!!!!

16:30 The meeting ends, with our not having covered more than half the material - my goodness! And we'll have to wait 2 months for the next meeting. It's madness!!!

16:45 Lois and I relax on the couch with a cup of Earl Grey tea and a big slice of Lois's home-made coffee cake. I look at my smartphone and I see that our son-in-law Ed, who's married to our daughter Ali, has posted some charming pictures of himself on social media, showcasing the camouflaged sleeping-bag that he's going to be sleeping in this weekend, as part of his duties as parent-advisor to schoolchildren trying to qualify for a Duke of Edinburgh award.

Rather you than me, Ed haha!!


Ed demonstrates his latest camouflage sleepiing-bag in the 6.5 acre grounds
of Ali and Ed's crumbling Victorian mansion in Hampshire

Lois and I are late today getting on the couch for our tea and cake, so we only have time to do one of the quizzes in next week's Radio Times, our weekly treat.


We just do the Popmaster question, and we get 6.5 out of 10, but it's becoming more of a struggle. The 1960's is really our era, but it's getting further and further in the past, so it doesn't always prove the best decade for us these days. It's madness, but it's also anno domini, as they say.


We're conscious all the time that this is our daughter Sarah and her family's last full day in Dubai on their way back to England after 7 years in Perth, Australia. 

They've been spending a few days in Dubai doing some tours etc. Lois and I went via Dubai the two times that we visited them down under, but we always turned our face against doing things in Dubai other than spending the night in a hotel room there, because of the high temperatures they get in the city during the daytime. For Sarah and family, coming from Australia, and also being younger, the climate won't be so much of a shock for them.

20:00 We wind down on the couch watching a film for a change, the biographical "Stan and Ollie" about comedy duo Laurel and Hardy, all about their joint career's swansong - a tour of Britain and Ireland in the 1950's.




A very touching portrait of the relationship between Stan and Ollie which became almost like a marriage. Ollie began to struggle with health problems during this final tour, but being the trooper that he was, he kept going. He died shortly after the tour ended, but Stan kept on writing skits and dialogues for the two of them even after Ollie's death - he just couldn't stop doing it, which is a nice thought!






When one show has to be cancelled, Stan meets up with his Russian wife Ida, his 4th wife, in the hotel bar and he says,
"You know, when you watch our movies, nobody else in the stories knows us, and we don't know anybody either. It was just the two of us. All we had was each other. It was just the way we wanted it. I love him, Ida."


And at the end of their final show, in Ireland, there's another touching exchange as the duo prepare to walk out on stage for their last song and dance.





Stan and Ollie returned to the US after the tour, but they never performed together again. Ollie's health didn't recover, and he died in 1957. Stan refused all offers to appear without his old partner and he went into retirement, but, as indicated above, he continued to write "Laurel and Hardy" comedy sketches until his death in 1965. 

Fascinating stuff!!!!

I expect you remember, but I'll tell you anyway haha! Lois and I visited the Laurel & Hardy Museum at Ulverston, Cumberland, Stan's birthplace, after our daughter Sarah's wedding at Lake Coniston in 2010. 




Lois looking at interesting newspaper clippings in the museum.  - 
reading about another Lois who married a clown - in this case Stan ha ha
Lois Neilson was Stan's first wife

The town of Ulverston, Cumberland, where Stan Laurel was born in 1890, was originally called Wolverston (i.e. the town where wolves are seen) by the Anglo-Saxons, but when Norwegian settlers arrived in the north-west of England in the 10th and 11th centuries, they renamed the town Ulverston, a Scandinavian-ized form of the name. The Old Norse word for "wolf" is "ulf".

See? Simples !!!!! [Oh, just go to bed! - Ed]

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzzz!!!!!!


Friday, 28 April 2023

Thursday April 26th 2023

14:00 Not a very satisfactory day so far for me. I'm not happy with the dental work carried out on my teeth on Tuesday - it just doesn't feel comfortable, and I have asked my dentist to give me a call when he's free - nothing heard as yet! 

Also it takes me an hour to pay our council tax bill for 2022-2023 online, and to find out how to pay our 2023-2024 bill in 12 monthly instalments by direct debit from our bank account. A couple of routine tasks like these just shouldn't take that sort of time to accomplish in the computer age should it. My goodness!

a typical resident trying to figure out how to pay a
council tax bill online - it's sheer madness !!!!

Three nice things happen today to compensate, however - firstly Lois and I have a little walk mid-morning, despite the rather grim weather outlook, to see how the builders are getting on with constructing the mini-park and playground area in the middle of this new-build housing estate. 

Plan of the estate with the planned mini-park marked with a circle

we arrive at the area where the mini-park is going to be

admit it, it doesn't look too marvellous now, does it - be honest!

three benches, still wrapped up, await all the future parents
who are going to be bringing their kiddies to the playground

here you should be able to make out the slide and a few bits of play equipment
but it all looks a bit grim at the moment, let's be honest....

...and not much better from this angle, is it haha!

The second potentially nice thing, however, is that we meet Winston, the latest customer care manager working for the builders Persimmon, who promises he'll try to get our remaining problems fixed: promises, promises! We've "only" been here 6 months! But let's be positive, shall we haha!

The third and nicest thing today is a little clip that our daughter Sarah has put on social media. Sarah and her family - husband Francis and their 9-year-old twins Lily and Jessica - are on their way back to England after 7 years down under. They're spending a few days in Dubai, and it looks like today they did some sort of boat trip in the harbour, and saw a fabulous sound and lights display of some kind.






On the video clip soundtrack, Lois and I can hear the occasional "wow!" from the twins, which is nice! What experiences they've had in their young lives, haven't they. When I was 9, we were living in one of London's north-west suburbs, Kingsbury, and I hadn't been anywhere further away than Broadstairs, the seaside resort in Kent where Charles Dickens used to live. 


flashback to 1955: me aged 9 with my little sister Kathy (7)
in the back garden of our house in Kingsbury, London - happy days!!!!

17:00 My dentist finally rings back, and it seems it's "all part of the plan" for my teeth to feel uncomfortable at the moment. He explains the reasons and asks me to try and tolerate it for a few days over the weekend, and to call him on Tuesday if I need him to make an adjustment. 

Oh dear!

20:00 We relax on the couch with a couple of left-over, half-watched programmes, that Lois fell asleep during. It's just been that sort of day - left over, half-done things haha! Do you get days like that haha?!

The first is the second half of the one about actress Joana Lumley. This is a real "doozie" because so entertaining. They let Joanna  herself tell the story of her life - so much better than some of the "cheapo" Channel 5 documentaries where they get a rag-tag bunch of showbiz "talking heads" to pontificate, interspersed with unsatisfying sound-byte clips from the archives. This is how you should do it, as Joanna demonstrates.



This second half of the documentary, in which Lois fell asleep, deals with Joanna's post-AbFab phase, and includes the radio series "Conversations from a Long Marriage", which Lois and I love.

It's about a couple, Joanna and Roger (played by Roger Allam) who've been married for ever. Tonight Roger describes the series like this: 



And he adds: "There'd been ups and downs, but they've really lasted. They're also characters who try and make each other laugh."

There are some great pieces of throw-away dialogue.
Joanna - "I don't always feel you're interested. We need to read each other's signals."
Roger - "That's easy. If you turn your back and punch the pillow, I assume you're unavailable."
Joanna - "You make me sound like an ex-directory number."





Or take this scene, in their hotel room: [Knock on the door]
Joanna: Oh, that'll be room service.
Roger: What?!
Joanna: I ordered more champagne.
Roger: You ordered room service and then ran a bath????
Joanna: Of course! They usually take ages, but they seem to be quite quick here.
Roger: But we're in the bath! I'll shout out, tell them to go away.
Joanna: Don't! They'll leave it on the table, they're very discreet.
Roger: But the bathroom door's wide open!
Joanna: OK, but we're covered in bubbles, so they're not going to see anything. This is ridiculous - don't get up! 
Roger: I'm going to shut the door, or....
Joanna: Or what?
Roger: Or it'll be all over the servants' quarters!
Joanna: This isn't Downton Abbey! They've seen it all before. Sit down!
Roger: No! I'm getting out! Don't try and stop me! God, they need handles on this....
Joanna: Put one leg over first!
Roger: Aaaaarrrrggghhhh, cramp!!!!
[The door swings open. The waiter comes in.]
Joanna: Ah, good evening, could you put it down right over there please? Thank you soooo much!

Tremendous fun !!!!!

Footnote from the Guardian letters page - 


21:00 We go to bed on the second half of the documentary about Little Richard, during which Lois fell asleep the first time it was on.



Some further interesting themes tonight. Lois and I didn't know that by the early 60's Little Richard had been more or less forgotten in the US, no longer promoted by his record company, Specialty Records, after the singer had started raising the roof over the company's long history of cheating him and other black singers of much of their royalties. What madness! He eventually became disillusioned and became a student at a religious college.

His career in the US, according to the programme, was revived after the celebration of his song-writing and performing genius by some of British bands like the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, who were on the cusp of becoming famous in the UK. The Beatles and the Stones were his supporting acts during tours of the UK, which is a surprise to Lois and me to learn about. 

Also surprising to us is the fact that he came to the UK determined to sing only gospel music, but changed his mind before his first appearance here, and decided to go back to his rock'n'roll, rhythm'n'blues roots, whatever you like to call it.





Little Richard at the Gaumont, Worcester: 
cheapest seats only 6 shillings and sixpence - wow !!!!

Fascinating stuff!!!!!

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzzz!!!!!!