Thursday, 3 September 2020

Thursday September 3rd 2020


The second day of the paving guys working out front. We get up early again (7:15 am- yikes!) so we can open up the garage, if need be, because the guys have left some of their equipment there overnight. You’d think that after 14 years of retirement we’d be getting a few mornings when we can stay in bed a while – but no! That actually rarely happens – oh dear!

Again there’s not much we can do other than wait around if the guys want a decision on something or ask for a cup of tea etc.

work begins - on the driveway first

Unfortunately it starts raining again, even though the forecast is for a dry, overcast day. So more delays in the work – damn!!!!

11:00 I read a bit more of 14th century scholar John of Trevisa’s essay on “The Marvels of Britain” (1387).

14th century scholarJohn of Trevisa

Lynda’s U3A Middle English group has its regular monthly meeting tomorrow on zoom, and John of Trevisa’s works are the group’s current project. Today I read a passage about the English-Welsh border of the time.


or in modern English:

“Below the city of Chester runs the River Dee, which now divides England and Wales. Every month that river changes its course, as men of that region say, and often leaves its basin. If the water is drawn more towards England or toward Wales, to whichever side it is, then that year the men of that side get the worst of it [i.e. in any conflict - Ed], and the men of the other side have the best of it.

“When the water changes its course, it presages such events. This River Dee runs out of a lake called Pimbilmere [i.e. Lake Bala -  Ed]. In the river are great amounts of salmon. However in the lake itself  salmon are never found.”

How annoying for the people of those times that the River Dee seems to have changed its course so frequently, causing a lot of local uncertainty, and sudden shifts in the balance of power between England and Wales in this instance. People should perhaps have demanded more “clarity” from their rivers.

Luckily rivers are better behaved nowadays, and are more predictable. I imagine that “River Science” has found ways of stopping these changes from happening, although I don’t exactly know – so the jury is still out on that one.

Also it’s not clear to me why salmon in those times didn’t like a perfectly good lake, but seemed to prefer rivers – you’d imagine that lakes would be more restful, as you don’t get such fierce currents as you do in rivers. But again, salmon are not one of my specialist areas of knowledge – apart from the fact that I like eating them, what I know about salmon could be written on the back of a postage stamp – oh dear!!!!

a typical salmon

It’s a bit late now to ask the salmon in the 14th century why they avoided Lake Bala – most of them will be dead I would imagine. Even live salmon are in any case a bit hard-going to talk to, as a blood-sucking lamprey famously discovered the other day (story: the influential American news website Onion News).


According to the “Onion” story, the blood-sucking lamprey told journalists that he had recently attached himself to a salmon that “would not stop yapping about her 7,000 kids”.

Another experience he had had with a male trout in the same lake had scarcely been much easier, however. “I asked him a few questions about where he’s from and what he likes to do for fun, and he made some quick little remarks about the current out there today—basic chitchat, you know. I figure it’s just a way to kill some time until I completely drain him of blood and leave him for dead.

What a crazy world fish live in, don’t they! Scientists have known for some time, I think, that fish “talk” to each other, using subsonic frequencies, but it’s obvious from this “Onion” story that the conversations they have are not that scintillating, to put it mildly!

16:00 The paving guys go home – most of the work has been done in terms of laying the bricks down, but they’ll be back tomorrow to finish up. We take a couple of souvenir photos to document their progress.




20:00 We watch a bit of TV, the latest instalment of Michael Portillo’s series on Great Continental  Railway Journeys. Tonight he’s travelling through Austria to the Czech Republic, finishing in Bratislava, the Slovak capital.


Who knew that the former combined state of Czechoslovakia was the brainchild of the Czech founding father, Jan Masaryk? After WW1 and the break-up of the old Austro-Hungarian Empire, Masaryk persuaded the Slovaks to join the Czechs in order to make a bigger unit; a unit which he thought would  be substantial enough to impress on the Western Powers that it was worth guaranteeing their independence.

[I expect a lot of people knew that – Ed]

After the fall of communism, of course, Czechoslovakia split back into its two constituent parts – the Czech Republic and Slovakia. Lois and I did not know that the two peoples actually have some quite different characteristics – the Czechs tend to be liberal and relatively atheistic, while the Slovaks tend to be more conservative and religious. Well, whatta you know!!!

21:30 We continue to watch a bit of TV, an old episode of “The IT Crowd” – the one where Jen applies for the job of Entertainments Manager at Reynholm Industries, while keeping on her existing job as “IT Manager”.


Jen finds she has to be interviewed for the Entertainments Manager post by Douglas, the company’s boss himself.

She discovers that Douglas seems to be unaware that Reynholm’s is a byword in the industry for “institutionalized sexism”. Douglas protests, however, that that “sexist” label was a load of nonsense, and he points proudly to the fact that he had even received an award from feminist organisations.

Jen has to point out to him that the award was actually for “Shithead of the Year” – Douglas hadn’t even bothered to read the award’s name on its base. My god, what madness!!!





22:00 We go to bed – zzzzzzz!!!!


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