Saturday, 26 March 2022

Saturday March 26th 2022

It's my birthday today, and I'm 76, which means I'm well into the last quarter of my first century haha! But there's no time to loll around in bed - Lois and I have to get up for our weekly zoom call with Sarah, our daughter in Perth, Australia, and her 8-year-old twin daughters Lily and Jessica. Their father, our son-in-law Francis is out playing golf.

The zoom call starts at 9 am GMT, which is 5 pm in Perth, but tonight our clocks in the UK go forward one hour, so from next weekend the calls will be at 10 am (BST - British Summer Time) for us, which gives us a bit more time to (1) wash (2) dress, (3) have breakfast etc etc, which will be nice. 

Western Australia doesn't change its clocks, which is the sensible way, I think - call me a xenophile, if you like! But Australia isn't really foreign, is it, even if they have a different Mothers' Day to us: ours is tomorrow, but Australia has adopted the US one - what madness !!!!!

9 am, and our zoom call starts with Sarah in Perth, Australia, 
plus our 8-year-old granddaughters Lily and Jessica

Lily and Jessica have made me a birthday card - aww, how cute they are! I offer to photograph it on the screen, print it out here and stick it on our mantelpiece, but they insist that they're going to post it to me. How sweet!


the birthday card that Lily and Jessie have made for me

Is it not worth all the money in the world to have little grand-daughters on the other side of the world who do things like that for you? [Stop saying that every week! - Ed] And just look at Lily's graceful capital "L": so amazing for an old codger like me to be able to see that at 9000 miles distance !!!

Jessie has had an award for literacy awarded by her teacher Mr Black. He's especially pleased about her spelling apparently. Awwww (again) !!!!


Lily, who's had her own award for her maths, can be seen here 
showcasing a Lego butterfly she has made this week

time to say goodbye - sob sob !!!!!

Sarah is giving the girls maths tests in their spare time, to try and bring them up to UK levels: Sarah and Francis think the standards in Australia are lower, and they don't want the twins to suffer if the family returns to the UK in the next few months.

10:15 I reflect briefly on how big the world is - Perth is 9000 miles away, but the Universe is even bigger than the world:  I think that's a "given", and everybody knows that nowadays, more or less - I think the idea has gained wide acceptance.

And today, when I browse my smartphone looking for the quora forum website, I discover that someone is suggesting that even the Universe isn't the biggest thing around - what madness !!!


I'm grateful to quora user Kirk Scott for his thoughtful response, even though I'm not sure whether it fully answers the question. I have to say that Scott looks a little weird in his quora forum profile picture, but then a lot of quora users are a bit weird, no doubt about that!

I recall amateur physicist Bleendreebel's work on the Universe in the 1960's. British TV celebrity E.L.Wisty was a great admirer of Bleendreebel, but even he had to acknowledge that Bleendreebel only "specialised in the universe" and didn't branch out much beyond that, a statement which seemed at the time to cast some doubt on the amateur scientist's relevance, perhaps unfairly.

1960's British TV celebrity E.L. Wisty, who popularised in the Anglosphere 
the work of amateur "universe specialist" Bleendreebel

Now that quora user Kirk Scott has proved that there is something bigger than the Universe, it doesn't seem so ridiculous that Bleendreebel chose to "specialise in the Universe" - it's beginning to sound like ordinary common sense to me, now that we know that there are even bigger bodies out there, that's for sure!

Fascinating stuff !!!!

10:30 Time for me to open my birthday presents including a sweater and some Turkish Delight from Lois and handkerchiefs and other accessories from Alison, our other daughter, who lives with her family in Hampshire.

What a lucky guy I am - I say it every day. Let's hope I get a few more years before my luck runs out - YIKES !!!!!



my new sweater from Lois

13:00 Then it's time for my birthday lunch, a CookShop ready-meal of lamb shanks, dauphinoise potatoes and trio of greens, followed by a salted caramel cheesecake on the sofa.


my birthday meal: lamb shanks from Cook Shop...

...followed by a salted caramel cheesecake on the sofa

14:30 Then the climax of the day - a shower followed by a nice nap in bed: a treat which we try to indulge in at least once a week, twice if we're lucky. My god!

19:00 Time to cut the cake that Lois has baked for me, to round off the celebrations.





Do you remember those "76" petrol stations we used to see in the States when we lived there in the 1980's? Well, you wouldn't, would you, unless you're Lois haha! Whoever thought that we'd be 76 ourselves one day. "How terribly strange to be 76" (phrase copyright Paul Simon).

 a typical "76" petrol station of the type we used to see in the States
in the 1980's: I'm not sure if the prices are up to date, though,
so check with your local "76" before you fill up, just to be on the safe side haha!

20:00 We wind down on the sofa in front of an interesting TV documentary about the Danube, Europe's second longest river, the one that flows through the most countries.


A pleasant documentary, if a bit slow-moving, a bit like the Danube itself, actually, so perhaps that was deliberate! You know the sort - where the narrative goes something like:

"Earth's great rivers.... [5 second pause]..... make extraordinary journeys..... [5 second pause] ....carving through continents.... [5 second pause]", and so on. 

My god - will we ever reach the Black Sea (?) haha!




What madness !!!! But I'm going to let that one slide, because there are lots of interesting snippets in this programme, mainly about this and that, although sometimes about "the other", which is nice.

Who knew, for instance, that the Danube not only has dozens of classic "tributaries" that flow into it along its route, but also some underground tributaries as well, like the one that flows for about 4 miles in underground caves under the city of Budapest? [I expect a lot of people knew that! - Ed]

The cave water fills a whole underground lake, which, through a channel under the Lukacs baths, feeds directly into the Danube.





And don't you feel sorry for the poor mayflies that live on the Danube? In one of the Danube's tributaries in Hungary, there live some of the world's largest mayflies, a species that produces one of the most spectacular natural events on earth.

Tonight we watch freshwater scientist Dr Béla Kiss, and his friend Zoli looking for some of them.



These little buggers - the mayflies, not Béla and Zoli - hide underwater as larvae for 3 years, before finally hatching out, always in June, when the water temperature rises. 

a giant mayfly hatching out

And then the race is on, and the clock starts ticking, because they have just 3 hours to live - the mayflies, not Béla and Zoli -  in which time they have to (1) avoid being eaten by a bird or a fish, (2) find a mate, and then (3) die.

Poor mayflies !!!!!!

And the spectacular display is that, every year, thousands of them can be seen mating at the same time in gigantic frenzied groups.



What madness!!! Lois and I are jolly glad we're not mayflies, that's for sure!

What a crazy planet we live on !!!!!

The Danube has a lot of happy memories for Lois and me, because we've visited Hungary several times. One particularly memorable holiday was in 2006, because, at 60, we were both newly retired, and were just embarking on this new phase of our lives as retirees.

flashback to 2006: I photograph Lois (then aged 60) 
down by the Danube in Budapest

Happy days !!!! But what a very long time ago it seems, now, that's for sure.

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzz!!!!!


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