09:00 Lois and I tumble out of the shower. After due consideration we phone our order for next week's groceries through to Budgens, the 400-year-old building now housing a convenience store in the village. Our groceries will come early tomorrow morning.
We have no deliveries coming today as far as we know, which is disappointing - deliveries are the highlight of our lives these days. I've ordered 12 boxes of facial tissues plus a bunch of Christmas wrapping paper from Amazon, but those won't be here till Monday. And my new brace of nightshirts from Haigman won't arrive till about next Friday - damn!
14:00 It's a foggy day all day today - damn! But it's not my "walk day" today - which is only on alternate days, so I just do the exercises that Connor, my physiotherapist worked out for me. A lot of them are to be done lying down so I combine them with my after-lunch snooze, doing them before the nap, and then I do the standing-up ones after I get up: simples! I also do a couple of short rides on my exercise bike, while watching YouTube, which makes it a bit more entertaining, to put it mildly.
I get on the bike and pedal furiously. But should I ask Lois to swab me down with disinfectant after I come off, I wonder. We were alerted to the necessity of doing this by an alarming recent story in Onion News Local, the influential American news website.
Saying it was just “common courtesy” to sanitize them for whoever exercised next, local man Nick Dukas told reporters Thursday that he always makes sure to wipe down his personal trainer after working out. “
I sweat all over, so it would be pretty rude of me not to at least clean the fitness instructor up before hitting the locker room,” said Dukas as he wiped the surface of the muscular, over-six-foot-tall exercise consultant with a disposable disinfecting cloth, explaining how gross it was to start a workout session when your fitness guru was all smelly and covered in germs. “
Not only is it important to prevent the spread of bacteria and infections, but also, disinfecting his hands and feet only takes two seconds. I remember using a guy named Daniel once after somebody forgot to clean him, and I got the nastiest rash.”
At press time, Dukas added that after
wiping down his personal trainer, he always makes sure to put him back in the
correct spot on the rack.
Lois never puts ME back on the rack, I have to say! But seriously, though, I just wonder how many wives would be prepared to swab down their husbands in the meticulous way that area icon Nick Dukas does! I bet to many women it seems like just one more chore on top of everything else they do !!!
But can I just put in a plea for more local wives to consider it, at least, if nothing more !!
16:00 Our younger daughter, Sarah, who lives in Perth, Australia, together with Francis and their 7-year-old twins, Lily and Jessie, texted us on whatsapp this morning to say she's been unwell this week: it was discovered that she had a problem which could be cured by antibiotics, but the antibiotics they gave her has been making her vomit, so now she's taking some anti-vomit pills to counteract the side-effects of the first medication.
Poor Sarah, what madness - pills to cure pills, for goodness sake!!!
16:30 Our elder daughter, Alison, who lives in Haselemere, Surrey, together with Ed and their 3 children, Josie (14), Rosalind (12) and Isaac (10) has been taking advantage today of the two girls being at home. They will also be at home on Monday, because their school is having an "in-set day" [i.e. in-service training day - Ed] for teacher training, so the three of them took the family's Danish dog Sika for a walk on the Devil's Punchbowl. Alison posted these charming pictures up on "Insta".
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