Monday, 2 November 2020

Monday November 3rd 2020

10:00 Lynda's U3A Middle English group has its monthly meeting on Friday afternoon on zoom, and she's emailed members with what we're doing this time - an extract from William Langland's Piers Plowman, written c. 1370-1390. To each member Lynda has assigned a passage that we have to read aloud with (approximate haha) Middle English pronunciation, before translating it into Modern English.

I look at my bit. Piers Plowman is an earnest work that praises manual work and honest men, and castigates the sinful and the lazy. Langland is also quite hard on the clergy and is good at highlighting their shortcomings - the work is sometimes regarded as a precursor to the 16th century Reformation, which swept away the Catholic Church and all the monks, friars, nuns and monasteries with it.

Piers Plowman, written in the late 14th century

I've never been into monks or 'enlightenment studies', but it used to be big business in Langland's time, no doubt about that. People used to spend a lifetime learning to be enlightened, but I think nowadays we've become a bit more sophisticated, and we can absorb enlightenment and quickly inject it in the 'mix' of all our attitudes, without having to spend too much time on it, which is nice! Witness this recent story from Onion News, the influential American news website: 

SEATTLE—While watching a dharma talk recorded at the Ancient Mountain Zen Center, local 32-year-old Mark Davis told reporters Tuesday that he felt like he pretty much got the gist of enlightenment after the first few minutes of hearing a Zen monk speak. 

“Yeah, yeah, you let go of attachments, dissolve your ego, and then you get enlightened—why is he still going on about this?” said Davis, noting that he understood the nuts and bolts of “the whole nirvana thing” within the monk’s initial few sentences, and everything after that about selfhood and thusness just seemed like repeating the obvious. 

“Basically, identity is an illusion and accepting that lets you awaken to reality. Check. Did he really have to take 45 minutes talking about this? Maybe I’ll just skip to the end and see if he has anything different to say.” Sources confirmed that—at that moment—Davis became enlightened.

Certainly the whole thing seems to be a lot simpler when viewed from the modern standpoint, that's for sure!

But putting all talk of "monking" aside, today my main interest is in the words Langland uses. And as always there are plenty of interesting old words for me to get my teeth into. 

Piers Plowman has no time for people who don't do honest work. As a ploughman his job is to provide food for the local community. And in the passage Lynda has assigned to me, Piers singles out some people he's determined he's not going to supply food to, certain local residents that he doesn't approve of :

Jack the juggler · and Janet of the stews,
Daniel the dicer · and Denot the bawd,
All lying friars · and folk of their order,
And Robin the ribald · for his smutty words -- 

(Harvard translation)

Obviously no god-fearing ploughman would be enthusiastic about providing food for people like these good-for-nothings, although to refuse to serve such people would probably be an offence today - oh dear! 

So how does Piers's blacklist stand up today?

Jack the Juggler - there aren't many of these jugglers around in our neighbourhood, as far as I know, and juggling has become more of a hobby than a profession, I suspect. But it's hard to be sure! I would say on balance though that being a juggler today probably carries less of a stigma nowadays, compared to the 14th century. And I would personally feel quite surprised if a supermarket, say, refused to serve somebody just because they were rumoured to indulge in juggling from time to time. 

Janet of the stews - she may not have been really called Janet. 'Janet of the stews' was a common expression in those times for any prostitute. A 'stew' was originally a bath-house, but came to mean a brothel because bath-houses had that kind of reputation in those days - oh dear! A 'stew' only became a meal of stewed meat with vegetables in the 18th century, and people could at last use the word without causing offence or embarrassed giggles. 

a typical medieval "stews"

Daniel the dicer would probably be doing his gambling online today

Denot was a "bawd" - ie a lewd person: in the 14th century this word could be used of both men and women. I don't think there are many bawds living near Lois and me, but it's hard to be sure - they don't exactly have it embroidered on the backs of their jackets now do they!

Robin the Ribald would have been a bit of a bawd certainly, and he would have compounded this by using some smutty words - I think we all know people like that!

15:00 After a nap in bed Lois and I drive over to Bishops Cleeve to give the car a run and also get some cash out of the TSB cash machine: we last had to get cash out about 4 months ago, so this is quite an adventure. We get the maximum (£200), and this should last us for another 4 months hopefully.

the Trustee Savings Bank (TSB), Bishops Cleeve

We rarely use cash these days. Ian the window-cleaner asks for cash (£11), and Lois always puts £10 in with any birthday cards she sends to her great-nieces in Oxford. And that's about it.

17:00 Bob our neighbour brought us round a brace of partridges last night, so Lois has a look online for a suitable recipe: she finds one of the BBC Food website, courtesy of the BBC's Theo Randall. It looks promising, but we'll have to see. I notice nobody has "rated" it yet, according to Randall, which must be disappointing for him. But watch this space!

Poor Randall !!!!!! And he looks so enthusiastic, bless him !!!!


18:00 Yum yum - we vote the recipe a success! [Note to self: I must try to get a message to the recipe-writer, poor Theo Randall, who so far has had no feedback on his concoction, but he is still trying to "keep smiling", poor chap!].

19:30 Lois disappears into the dining-room to take part in her sect's weekly Bible Seminar on zoom. I settle down on the sofa to watch part 3 of a new Danish crime series, "DNA".


Episode 3 is the point at which I normally start to lose track of the plot in these sorts of series - and this is a confusing storyline because the hero, Danish police officer Rolf, is investigating two rather similar cases of abduction/kidnapping at the same time, and I keep muddling them up. I hope Rolf is keeping a clear head!

Rolf is basically a nice chap, but in the first episode he made the mistake of taking his little baby with him on a trip to Poland to investigate a crime - quite a Scandinavian thing: Nordics often have their babies along with them in their workplaces, and it's considered quite normal to "park" your baby on a spare desk and feed them from time to time if they start crying.

It worked out badly for Rolf, however, because his baby disappeared (swept overboard or abducted - the jury's still out on that one) and I guess his partner wasn't too pleased. At any rate it's now 5 years later and his partner has taken up with a younger man: she's a stewardess and her new man is a pilot or something similar. Poor Rolf !!!!!



flashback to episode 1: Rolf takes his baby with him on the ferry to Poland, where he's going to investigate a kidnapping; unfortunately Rolf has to nip to the toilets to throw up, and his baby disappears - poor Rolf (again) !!!!!!

It seems tonight that the Danish police went on to mishandle or botch the search for the kidnapper in the case Rolf was pursuing. Now the French police are angry because the kidnapper has just killed a woman in France, and when they ask the Danish police for help, they find that the Danes have no records about him - oh dear!

21:00 Lois emerges from the zoom seminar and we watch our favourite TV quizzes, first Only Connect and then University Challenge. As usual we try to pit our wits against the students on the programme,


We're always quite hard on ourselves, and only award ourselves points when we get an answer right that the students get wrong or don't know. Tonight isn't bad for us - we get 6, but we're a bit lucky because one of the subjects is the American singer Woody Guthrie, someone my late brother Steve was a big fan of all his life.


1.     We recognise the group singing "Do Wah Diddy Diddy" as Manfred Mann. As this was a record that came out in the 1960's we considered this a gift to old fogeys like us, to put it mildly.

2.     The US author Sarah Hale published the 1830 collection "Poems for our Children", containing which nursery rhyme, later notably recited by Edison?
Students: Humpty Dumpty
Colin and Lois: Mary Had A Little Lamb

3.     (a) The Roman goddess of childbirth and fertility, (b) the husband of Pompeia and Calpurnia, and (c) the author of the Res Gestae, give their names to which 3 consecutive months?
Students: January, February, March
Colin and Lois: June, July, August

4.     Give the 2 words that complete the title of a song by Guthrie written as a retort to Irving Berlin's "God Bless America"\; "This land is.....".
Students: "Our Land"
Colin and Lois: "Your Land"

5.     In a song written to promote federal hydro-electric projects, what structure on the Columbia River does Guthrie describe as "the greatest wonder"?
Students; Hoover Dam
Colin and Lois: Grand Coolee Dam

6.     Photographs of Guthrie often show him playing a guitar bearing the legend, "This machine kills..." who or what?
Students: "People"
Colin and Lois;  "Fascists"

Christmas 1975, Lois with Alison, my brother Steve in his "Woody Guthrie" days, and my sister Gill

from left to right Steve (23), Lois (29) with little Alison, me (29), and my sister Gill (17)

finally, Lois and me, with little Alison

Ah memories!!!!

22:00 Somewhat over-complacently feeling that "we've still got it", we go to bed - zzzzzzzz!!!!

 











 

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