Monday, 20 November 2023

Sunday November 19th 2023

08:00 Lois and I feel a certain excitement in the air when we wake up this morning. We check our bedside smartphones to see what the "buzz" or the "vibe" is this morning in Worcestershire. It's hard to suppress our excitement but we have to avoid too much noise coming from our bedroom, because we've got our daughter Sarah and her 10-year-old twins staying with us in the two neighbouring bedrooms.

How often have you heard people say, "Nothing ever happens in Worcestershire!". It's become a bit of a truism hasn't it!

a typical pub conversation in Worcestershire

Well, things are happening in Worcester this weekend, no doubt about that, and the Worcester News (WN) has put their ace cub-reporter Charlotte Albutt straight onto the story.


WORCESTER - A popular Mexican restaurant in the city centre has unexpectedly closed temporarily. A temporary notice has appeared on El Mexicana's window to alert its customer to the closure. The restaurant on the Cross has so far been closed for a few days and the reason behind the closure is unknown. 

The sign on the window reads, "To all our loyal customers, this El Mexicana is closing for a period of time. We regret any inconvenience this may cause."

Worcester News has contacted El Mexicana and is awaiting a response.


The story must have electrified the atmosphere in Worcester this weekend, as we can tell from the comments made on the story by some of WN's most loyal readers, such as "bogtrotter" and "Worcester Lass" (see below), not to mention "Mycalkane".

The WN story is a well-written report by Charlotte, covering all the salient facts in this shock development, as you'd expect from one of their most seasoned cub-reporters, and it's thrilling to peruse some of the many reader's appreciative comments, 

Incidentally, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 

Could the pseudonym of the last WN reader quoted above, "MyCallKane", be a clue to the current whereabouts of mine and Lois's hero, ageing filmstar Michael Caine, spiritual leader of Britain's thousands of "nosy neighbours". 

Could Caine be hiding out somewhere in Worcester, now that he's allegedly "retired"? I think we should be told, and quickly!
the famous 2021 enigmatic tweet by Michael Caine on the Danish "twitter" website,
a tweet which raised more questions than it answered

flashback to Caine in his younger years, 
seen here checking up on his neighbours' activities

flashback to a few years ago: Lois "doing a Caine" one early morning 
at the bedroom window of our former house in Cheltenham, 
as, still in our nightwear, we monitor the suspicious delivery of 
building materials to one of our near-neighbours across the road

09:00 Time for breakfast, if we can tear our granddaughter, Jessica, the voracious reader, away from reading one of the eleven library books she took out from the County Library yesterday, that is!

what's for breakfast? Cheerios and books, naturally!

Over breakfast, we discuss the day's shock news. The "El Mexicana" unexplained temporary closure story is certainly going to be the big talking-point locally.

However, just to be sure that there isn't any bigger story around, I check the Evangelical Times, but I see that they're still running updates to their now four-month-old story about Queen Anne, so I guess it's the "El Mexicana" temporary closure that will be setting the conversations alight at county water-coolers tomorrow morning, no question about that!

But wait - there's more excitement on the way! As we eat breakfast, a woman in her 70's, a Lib-Dem volunteer, pushes the local party's latest newsletter, the West Worcestershire Bugle, through our letterbox.


The Lib-dems are making a bid to unseat the western part of the county's Conservative MP at the next election. The party is telling voters that only the Lib-Dems can beat the Conservatives, so a vote for third place Greens or fourth place Labour is a wasted vote.

Yikes - too much excitement, particularly for a Sunday! Let's all calm down for a minute shall we haha!

11;00 Cups of coffee all round, and a chance to calm down and meditate on life. 

I calm down on the sofa with a cup of coffee, and a chance 
to talk things over with "Black-and-white Cat",
newly dressed by Jessica and festooned with a sumptuous crown

At last I have some peace and quiet to be able to think things out. "What an incredibly kind-hearted woman I married 51 years ago!", I think to myself. Lois is unbelievably self-sacrificing at times.

For the second Sunday in a row, events are conspiring to prevent Lois from taking part in her church's two Sunday meetings at Tewkesbury, the meetings which mean so much to her, and help her through the week. 

Firslty, Lois's back is still playing up, so she doesn't want to attend the meeting in person. 

And secondly, our daughter Sarah and her twin daughters' "stuff" - (1) Sarah's weekend unpaid overtime from  her accountancy job and (2) the twins' artwork or English homework - is all over our only really serviceable table, so Lois can't comfortably take part in her Sunday meetings online either. 

And anyway, Lois feels that she ought to be cooking a lunch for Sarah and the twins today, because Sarah's got a really heavy cold, and also, after our visitors drive home to Alcester this afternoon Sarah has to cook a week's worth of lasagne for the girls' school lunchboxes. Poor Sarah !!!! 

flashback to yesterday: Lois looks on as our dining-table becomes 
more and more covered with (1) the twins' artwork, and 
(2) Sarah's unpaid weekend accountancy overtime work - what madness !!!

See? Sarah's our daughter, and she needs her mother's help, and Lois doesn't hesitate for a second. What a woman!

11:30 Time to start the twins' homework. And their work this morning throws up an interesting question that leads to an impassioned debate about correct punctuation among us three adults.

the twins doing their homework on our dining-table

The twins' teacher, the nice, charismatic Mr Palmer, has set the class an interesting punctuation question:-  if a sentence ending in a question mark or an exclamation mark and enclosed by speech marks is followed by a "she said" or something similar, do you put a comma before the "she said"?

Do you see what I mean? 

"What do you want?", she said. Is the comma incorrect here? Or "I don't believe you!", she said. Ditto - is the comma wrong?

After some research on the internet, we conclude that such commas are indeed incorrect.


But what do YOU think? And there's a tantalising shade of difference between the website's "there is no need to..." and "not required" (ie unnecessary but not wrong), and the website's final verdict of "incorrect", isn't there. Did YOU notice that?

Let me know by close of play Monday (20th) if you can, because the twins' English homework has a 2-day deadline imposed by Mr Palmer, and the twins are naturally anxious to get this one right, so be willing to put yourselves out a bit, won't you. It's worth dropping anything else that you happen to be doing - apart from (possibly) jury service, no question about that!

And don't despise these punctuation questions - they're by no means trivial or "piddling", as some people would have you believe! 

Remember that when the great Welsh poet Dylan Thomas died in 1953, questions on the placing of apostrophes were on his lips when he finally expired, "so alone, in that place on the other side of the broad Atlantic", as we found out in an interesting documentary a few days ago.





Fascinating stuff !!!!!

13:00 We have lunch and then bid a tearful farewell to Sarah and the twins as they start their drive back to their rental home in Alcester.

another fantastic lunch that Lois has "cooked up" -
fish and chips with green beans - yum yum!
What a woman (again) !!!!!

a tearful farewell - sob sob !!!!!

20:00 Lois and I settle down on the couch to watch another episode of the US Celebrity Crime-Solving Gameshow, "Murderville", based on the British series "Murder in Successville".


senior detective Terry Seattle, seen here with pictures of
the six celebrities who've been invited to accompany him
on crime investigations and "guess the murderer"

Each week on the show, senior homicide department detective Terry Seattle gets help from a celebrity "trainee" who accompanies Seattle on a murder investigation, in which the celebrity is challenged to "name that murderer". Tonight's celebrity is actor Kumail Nanjiani [Who he? - Ed].


Seth Gourley, tech billionaire and CEO of the "your mother's favourite website" Faceplace, has been found dead at City Public High School's 30-year reunion evening.

Detective Seattle and trainee Kumail Nanjiani are soon checking out the crime scene.

the crime scene: Amber Kang (forensics) showcases murdered CEO Seth Gourley, 
sitting dead in a classroom at the City Public High School's 30-year reunion

And it's not long before Detective Seattle is giving rookie "smarty pants" Nanjiani some tips about examining dead bodies.





At this point, Nanjiani decides to take a look inside the murdered man's mouth.






And then the pay-off, Detective Seattle's summary of what just happened.



Fascinating stuff, isn't it!

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzzz!!!!

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