Saturday, 13 January 2024

Friday January 13th 2024

I always make a point of keeping up with the Danish news. Don't you? And particularly so in my case, because our daughter Alison and her family spent 7 years living over there in the Copenhagen suburb of Gentofte 2012-2018, and Lois and I flew over there several times to see them all. 

flashback to 2015: Lois and I in Denmark

And I can tell from the local Gentofte news that a modest level of excitement is mounting there ahead of Sunday's what-the-Danes-call, in their matter-of-fact way, the "change of throne", i.e. literally the "throne-shift" (Danish: tron-skifte), as the current Crown Prince becomes King Frederik, following his mother's abdication a few weeks ago.

It's all so very low-key, though, isn't it, compared to all the kerfuffle there is in the UK - no processions through the streets, people including Americans, Australians, Canadians etc spending the previous night in sleeping-bags on the pavements to get a good view in the morning, no crowning ceremony in a great cavernous abbey, rituals some of which go back to King Solomon in the Old Testament and all that sort of malarkey, ending with RAF Red Arrows Squadron flying in close formation and thundering over the palace with their red, white and blue jet-trails coming behind them over the cheering crowds.

I think that in Copenhagen on Sunday there's just going to be an appearance on the palace balcony, and that's about it. 

And in this low-key notice (above) on page 96 of the online Gentofte News, readers are advised not to go into Copenhagen to see the event because of the cold weather, and advertising the fact that they can see the brief balcony appearance in the warmth of their sitting-rooms on their own TVs, or on the big screen at the local cinema, Moviehouse Hellerup, starting at 1pm local time (12 noon GMT).

As an extra attraction, the local Conservative Party mayor, Michael Fenger has promised to give a  speech at the movie-house - but I should have thought that that would be just the thing to keep the punters away, wouldn't you? But maybe that was the idea. Perhaps we should be told.

But what madness !!!!


flashback to 2015: Lois and I visit the Amalienborg Palace
in central Copenhagen, with our daughter Alison,
and watch the British-style changing of the guard

And even if the attendance in the square outside the Amalienborg Palace on Sunday may be sparsely attended, that doesn't mean King Frederik's reign will be a flop. 

Looking closer to home, remember how successful the city of Worcester's local "Crowngate" shopping mall has been, after just a very low-key opening by TV star Richard Dean Anderson, TV's Mr MacGyver, back in 1999.
Worcester's shiny-new Crowngate Shopping Centre,
visited on opening day by celebrity Richard Dean Anderson

11:00 Lois and I suddenly remember that our daughter Sarah and her 10-year-old twins are coming to stay the weekend tomorrow morning, so we dash out to Warner's Supermarket at Upton-on-Severn, or Upton-under-Severn as I call it, stock up with Cheerios and milk and a bunch of other things. 

The supermarket has recently re-opened after the latest floods kept it shut for a whole week. This morning the "checkout chick", as they call them in Australia, is complaining to us about the lost wages, and we sympathise.

me outside Warner's Supermarket in Upton-on-Severn this
morning. In the far distance you'll see the River Severn itself
and in the middle ground a totally inundated and "watered up" field


flashback to late December, when the floods
started to hit the supermarket badly

What a crazy planet we live on !!!! 

14:30 The monthly meeting of our local U3A Making of English group takes place on zoom, which is nice. 

the history of English, as told by William I
to Worcester News ace cub-reporter Charlotte Albutt

Unfortunately, under the facade of learned discussions about the history of the English language from its earliest beginnings 6,000 years ago on the Russian Steppes, right up to the time of Shakespeare, there's an unspoken "game of chess" going on during these group zoom sessions, as members all try to avoid volunteering to become the group's new leader, following Lynda's shock resignation from the post last year.

"I'm out of here!" - flashback to 2023, and Lynda's
shock resignation announcement to group members
during one of the group's monthly meetings on zoom

So we'll see. Watch this space - i.e. the space left by Lynda haha! 

So far members have all been trying to look helpful by volunteering to do some of the minor tasks of group leader. I, for example, have volunteered to be the person who announces, at 4pm, that it's time to end the meeting, so we can all go away, "put the kettle on" and enjoy a relaxing cup of Earl Grey Tea, or "do whatever it is that turns you on", as I tactfully put it. Or "Go and see a man about a dog!"  - that's another one, isn't it!

It's a relatively light function on the list of group-leader's duties, many of which are quite onerous, so I think I'll be fairly safe with that. And what's more, I feel very satisfied to have "bagged" this particular job before anybody else has had the chance to. 

Nice one!!!!

some of the members of Lynda's group, seen here
in happier times, before Lynda's shock resignation

21:00 Tired after our labours of getting ready today for Sarah and the twins' arrival early tomorrow, Lois and I collapse on the couch and watch tonight's edition of "QI", the comedy quiz show, hosted by the UK's favourite "tame Dane", Sandi Toksvig.




There are a few questions tonight on Nigerian English, so it's handy to have enormous comedian Nabil Abdulrashid on the show, because it turns out he's got the necessary specialist knowledge.

And he really is one enormous guy - he makes Only Connect presenter Victoria Coren Mitchell, who's sitting next to him, look like a little child. 




Poor Victoria!!!!

Who knew that "Dundee United" or sometimes simply "Dundee" was Nigerian slang for "an idiot". Not Lois and me, that's for sure! It's been around as an expression there for about 30 years, after 

Apparently the Scottish soccer team of that name did a tour of West Africa in 1972, playing local teams, and it was a complete disaster, Nabil says. In Nigeria, they lost 4-1 to a team called Stationery Stores Football Club.


Poor Dundee United !!!!! [That's enough insincere sympathy! - Ed]

As usual Lois and I learn a lot of stuff we didn't know tonight. Bird "couples" with the longest migration routes have the highest "divorce" rate. 

The association of May 1st with labour movements started in the US of all places, with the struggle for an 8-hour working day got serious in Chicago in the 1880's.  

Plus, lightning strikes you not from above but from the ground you're standing on, and more men than women get killed by lightning, but if you are a woman you're quite likely to get struck through your underwired bra.

Oh and yes - the first person to wear a "leopard print"-style dress was an Egyptian princess, Nefertiabet, in around 2500 BC.




Not a real leopard skin, then. So incredibly "woke" for the times, which is heart-warming.

Full details of all these "fun facts" and dozens more, are available on request. Don't forget to apply in writing, and don't forget to enclose a stamped self-addressed envelope haha!!!

[Oh just go to bed! - Ed]

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzzz!!!!

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