Thursday, 2 June 2022

Thursday June 2nd 2022

Day 6 of mine and Lois's stay at our daughter Alison's crumbling Victorian mansion, pet-sitting for Alison and her family while they're away in Wales. 

our daughter Alison and our grandson Isaac (11)
at the Hay-on-Wye festival in Wales last weekend

our granddaughters Rosalind (13) and Josie (15)
with our son-in-law Ed

Later in the day, Ed posts a charming picture of himself with the two girls at Aberdare Zip World Tower - whatever that is! What a crazy world we live in!!!!


In the family's absence this week, Lois and I have got into the habit of leaving our "stuff" all over their house here and there, wherever it's most convenient for us - all our toiletries here and there in the many bathrooms, bits and pieces of assorted clothing in the sitting-room, that kind of thing. But the family are coming back tomorrow, so before then we'll have to do a clean-up, that's for sure.

For the next 24 hours, however, it's "Liberty Hall" (copyright Oliver Goldsmith), and we take advantage of this with a shower and a nap in bed in the afternoon.

We're tired out, to be honest, by the emotional roller-coaster of our morning's viewing of the start of day 1 of the Queen's Platinum Jubilee 4-day weekend - the Trooping of the Colour military parades, the procession and carriage rides to and from Buckingham Palace, the appearance of the Royal Family on the balcony, and the fly-past of various RAF jets in formation.

Phew, how exhausting !!!!!




Who would have thought it, eh?? 

A platinum jubilee has never happened before, and it's never going to happen again, and here are Lois and me, in our mid-70's, having both seen the Coronation on TV as 7-year-olds  in 1953, now having the chance to watch what will be the only Platinum Jubilee in the history of the world. How lucky is that !!!!


Lois and I watching the start of the 4-day Platinum Jubilee
Holiday weekend

What are the highlights for us? Well for a start, seeing Kate and William's three children Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis - you can't get cuter than that, can you!

What on earth can it be like to be born into that life, and to consider it normal to have crowds of people cheering you and waving to you. What a mad life to find yourself in at that age !!!!!



Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis
riding in a carriage with Kate and Camilla - awwww!!! How cute!!!

Another highlight is catching a glimpse of Boris and Carrie in the audience for Trooping the Colour.


Then there's the iconic family pictures on the balcony of Buckingham Palace, a ritual that has been repeated every so often at historic moments in mine and Lois's lifetime, I suppose ever since VE Day in 1945 -  a day we both missed because we hadn't quite been born yet, which was a pity!





And then the morning's final highlight - the fly-pasts by RAF aircraft in formation.




15 aircraft making the figure "70" by their formation -
how clever is that !!!!!



The RAF's "Red Arrows" formation team, here flying over the
Queen Victoria Memorial in front of Buckingham Palace

You can call Lois and me "old fogeys" if you like, but for us, the morning's programme couldn't have been better. For us this is very much a memory to cherish for the rest of our lives. We saw it, we were there! [although only as TV viewers, but that still counts, doesn't it haha !!!!!]

20:00 Well, it's been a bit of a "royal" day for us, apart from the shower and nap in the afternoon, so we might as well see it through to the end, by watching the highlights of the day followed by the lighting of the beacons when the sky begins to get a little bit less bright, i.e. about 9 pm.


A nice end to the day, although Lois and I don't really approve of the modern, so-called "electronic beacons" and "LED beacons"- I suppose they've been introduced for environmental reasons, but after all, this is a once-in-human-history event, isn't it! What madness !!!!!

And who knew that the British Commonwealth encompasses one third of the world's population? Lois and I were surprised at this "fun fact" - my god! We speculate that that's mainly because of the Indians, but we're not sure - can somebody tell us please, and quickly?!!!!

Because of the way our planet turns, some of the beacons have already been lit, and we see clips of some of the earliest ones, in Fiji, New Zealand and Australia, which is nice.

in Fiji....

..in New Zealand...

...and in Australia. I guess that's the new Prime Minister,
Anthony Albanese, who's only been in office for about 2 weeks


flashback to May: the new Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese
leaves his house through his poor-quality fence and gate

Later, towards the end of tonight's programme, we see a lot of local beacons being lit across the UK, and also the beacon that Lois and I vote the best - in the faraway Falkland Islands.

...in Glastonbury, Somerset

on Anglesey, North Wales


.and in Unst, in the Shetland Islands, where the beacon
is being lit by what looks like a bunch of Vikings

But way down south in the Atlantic Ocean it's the Falkland Islands that come up with the best beacon we think. God bless them, one and all haha!

the beacon in the faraway Falkland Islands

Throughout the day we've seen various celebrities popping into the BBC studios to give the Queen their congratulations and best wishes, and who more illustrious than "average" Melbourne housewife, Dame Edna Everage (Barry Humphries)?





Tremendous fun !!!!!!

And I'd like to end my blog post for today on a linguistic note. I was browsing the quora forum website recently, and I saw a comment from one of our favourite pundits, Nick Nicholas, all about the Melbourne accent. 

Who knew that in Melbourne words like "celery" and "salary" are pronounced identically, and so "Everage", Dame Edna's last name, must be pronounced the same as "Average". It's the so-called "salary-celery merger".

Who knew? [That's enough surprise!  - Ed]




What a crazy language we speak !!!!!!

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!


Wednesday, 1 June 2022

Wednesday June 1st 2022

08:20 The 6th morning of mine and Lois's stay at our daughter Alison's house in Headley, Hampshire, pet-sitting the family's 2 cats and their tank of tiny marine fish.

I have got up and dressed myself early, because the family have a cleaner, Joanna, who comes on Wednesdays, and cleans half the house for 4 hours - this week it's the ground floor, next week it'll be the upper floor. 

10:15 Lois and I go out, partly so that we're not "under Joanna's feet", but also to give Lois a walk: her digestive health starts to suffer if she doesn't get a walk each day - imagine that! It's the opposite with me haha! I don't mind going for walks, but I have to have a "sweetener", and with the Devil's Punchbowl is the Devil's Punchbowl Cafe.

We drive to the Devil's Punchbowl, an incredible natural feature of the Surrey countryside.

the route we take to cover the 5 mile trip to the Devil's Punchbowl


Who knew that this huge "crater" in the middle of the Surrey countryside was, according to legend, created thanks to the Devil, who apparently lived not far away at the little Surrey town of Churt - who knew?!!! And one of the Devil's neighbours was the Norse god Thor, who lived nearby in the village of Thursley- who knew that???? 

The name of the village, Thursley, means, quite literally, Thor's "lea" or meadow, so that fits too, which is nice! Presumably Thor had quite a nice house there - after all he had his wife, the goddess Sif, to accommodate, as well as multiple mistresses and children: I'd have thought at minimum a four-bedroom, wouldn't you?

Thor and his wife, the goddess Sif

the quiet village of Thursley, Surrey, with some typical larger houses - 
this is the village where the god Thor and his wife Sif were once 
leading residents, probably in a 4-bedroom minimum, I would think!

It seems that the Devil lived next door, or thereabouts, and he was always tormenting his neighbour Thor - what madness! And Thor used to retaliate by trying to strike down the Devil with thunder and lightning - a convenient weapon for Thor to use, because of course, famously, Thor was the god of thunder.

On one occasion Thor became so cross that he scooped up a handful of earth and hurled it at the Devil, leaving the crater that remains in the county today. And when the mist lies in the valley, it can give the appearance of a punchbowl, hence it's name.

Who knew ?   [I hope you've got a reliable source for that information! - Ed]

We start our walk. There's a choice of 5 to choose from: 
(1) Sailor's Stroll (1 mile, easy walk with only gentle gradients)
(2) Highcombe Hike (2.8 miles with steep gradients and uneven surfaces)
(3) Hidden Hindhead Trail (3.1 miles, again with steep gradients and uneven surfaces)
(4) Miss James' Walk  (1.9 miles - a gentle walk with some uneven surfaces and moderate gradients)
(5) Golden Valley (2 miles - demanding walk with uneven surfaces and steep gradients).

I vote for walk 1 but Lois favours walk 2, and I agree to that, because I don't want to look like a complete wimp.  It's supposed to be 2.8 miles, but we have to add another mile to that because we take a wrong turning and have to retrace our steps. What madness !!!!


we start the walk....

...but stop halfway  round for a well-earned rest on a bench

Finally I get my reward - we reach the Devil's Punchbowl Café, and have a coffee and a flapjack each, which is nice.



14:00 In the afternoon Lois takes the laptop and starts looking at more houses-for-sale in Malvern, where we're hoping to move in the next few months. I'm glad she's doing it - I find it so hard-going looking at all the descriptions: I just haven't got the persistence that Lois shows in so many things..

Later I look in the parcel box outside the front gate. Amazon have delivered a new humane mouse trap, which Alison wants us to try out, maybe tomorrow, baiting it with seeds etc - you know the kind of things that mice like to eat - they wouldn't tempt me personally. Call me picky if you want!

Alison says she prefers this new model to the old mousetraps that she bought earlier, and which are a bit on the small side, with a slight risk that the mouse's tail will be trapped by the shutting mechanism, which wouldn't be nice. 

The new trap has an attractive name - Motel Mouse - suggesting perhaps a "summer break" that the mice can take advantage of. And a stay in the "motel" is always followed by a little run-around out in a lovely big garden, which seems ideal to us haha!


20:00 We settle down on the couch and watch the second programme in the "Lucy Worsley Investigates" historical series. In tonight's programme Lucy is investigating the Black Death - the first visitation to the British Isles of the bubonic plague in the 1300's.





Lois and I, especially Lois, already know quite a lot already about the Black Death as a national phenomenon, but it's nice tonight to see it made to "come alive" through Lucy's perusal of local court records for a little village in Suffolk, Walsham.

It's thought that the plague killed possibly as much as half the population - the 6 million people living in Britain in 1348, just before the plague arrived, were reduced to just 3 million two years later. And the reason it was so deadly was that it was our first exposure to the bacterium. When the same plague came again about 300 years later, it wasn't nearly so deadly because a degree of "herd immunity" had been built up by that time. See? Simples!

We knew that the plague helped the country to lurch slowly in the direction of democracy - the shortage of labour because of all the deaths, meant that ordinary people could demand higher wages. So it spelled the end of all traces of serfdom. People also won the right to leave their native villages if they pleased - something banned under the feudal system - and they were granted this because their labour was in demand elsewhere. 

One ploughman was bribed by a nearby landowner to take a job with him: the bribe was to offer him some of the nobleman's fine clothes - and apparently the lad wore them even when he was ploughing - I suppose it made his friends and neighbours jealous. But what madness !!!!





I don't think we realised that it also aided the emancipation of women. Before the plague local financial records made no mention of women, who weren't considered "economic units" - they weren't allowed to be classed as head of family or to own their family's business. But all that changed with the plague.

From the village court records, Lucy discovers a woman called Olivia who, before the plague, was convicted of fornication and fined. She had to pay a so-called "child wite" of 2 shillings and 8 pence, because she had given birth to a child out of wedlock. 






However Olivia's fortunes took a turn for the better later on. She got married, and later, when the plague carried off her husband, as well as her grandfather, father and brothers, she took on the family business and started to appear in local court records, which recorded taxes etc.

Lois and I discuss at this point how it would have been nice to know if the plague was more lethal to men than to women - just as, we think, there's some suggestion of that with COVID.

Perhaps historians don't have good enough stats to say that one way or the other for sure. 

But I think we should be told !!!!!

At least in those crazy far-off times, there were no "supply chain" problems with food, as we have today. Most people grew their own food still, so they didn't have to have it delivered by Sainsburys or Tesco, which was nice!



22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzzz!!!!!