Thursday, 4 January 2024

Wednesday January 3rd 2024

08:00 Something of a breakthrough is being reported in this morning's local news here in Malvern, Worcestershire - a local dad called Curtis not 2 miles away from here in the lovely village of Wyre Piddle has managed to "go to hell and back": and literally, what's more. It isn't just a crazy metaphor!

It turns out that Wyre Piddle is very close to the entrance to Hell, a shock discovery that - it's not too much of an exaggeration to say - will some day literally rewrite the history of this part of the county, and will certainly bring the tourists flocking, no question about that!

Gosh we live in exciting times, don't we! And already local schools are beginning to see the potential benefits.

REDDITCH, WORCESTERSHIRE —Following the discovery that the entrance to Hell is in the nearby village of Wyre Piddle, and calling the development a great way for students to learn what the institution’s former attendees have accomplished since graduation, sources confirmed Tuesday that the local St Augustine Catholic High School’s newsletter plans to provide updates on which alumni are in hell now.

“Every monthly bulletin will do a couple features on who’s been damned to an eternity of endless suffering,” said alumnus Andrew Douglas, adding that it would be totally fascinating to see what circle of hell everyone was in after all these years, and whether their bodies were repeatedly being ripped apart by demons or if they were sentenced to choke on their own excrement in perpetuity.

“There are some older friends who I totally fell out of touch with after they finished school, so it’ll nice to learn whether or not a few are spending time encased in everlasting flames. The special section will also be really helpful for networking if I ever find myself in the third circle for gluttony and need tips on how to best handle being impaled by Beelzebub.”

Make no mistake - this is one big story, and if you haven't heard it yourself, it's because the major media like the BBC and Sky are sometimes slow to pick up on these local "doozies". That's why I champion the multiplicity of news outlets that are slowly developing in this country. 

Call me a far-sighted visionary (the best kind incidentally!), if you like - you won't hear me complaining haha!

11:00 Lois and I haven't been out of the house since Sunday - we've just been consorting with each other day and night. However, in a bold move this morning, we manage to stagger out to do some grocery shopping at the Coop, Barnard's Green, followed by a hot chocolate each at the Poolbrook Kitchen and Coffee Shop, picking up a 12oz jar of the coffee shop's delicious locally-sourced honey along the way.

we grab a couple of hot chocolates at the local
Poolbrook Kitchen and Coffee Shop

When we pay the coffee shop bill we pick up 
a 12oz jar of some of their locally-sourced honey

16:00 In the afternoon we make another attempt to contact some of Lois's few close contemporary family members still surviving. 


We eventually spoke to Lois's cousin Iris in Southport, Lancashire, last night after a comic exchange in which she and Iris were ringing each other alternately on their mobile phones, but failing to answer each other's calls before they "timed out", due to both owners' unfamiliarity with their shiny-new handsets, provided, with admittedly thoroughly good intentions, by their Generation X offspring.

You probably saw that hard-hitting editorial by humorous columnist Adrienne Butler the other day.


As always, Adrienne's column struck a wickedly humorous tone, but also carried a serious message for smartphone developers: Get Your Act Together!

Today we make an attempt to speak to Lois's other cousin Brian, and Brian's wife Ruth, who live in Bournemouth, Dorset, but they're not answering their phone for some reason. All three of Lois's cousins - Brian and Ruth, and also Iris in Southport - are now living in care homes. They're all about 10 years older than us, and even less technologically aware than we are, which is saying something.


flashback to August 2019: Ruth and Brian's 60th wedding anniversary,
on stage with the original best man from their 1959 wedding, Terry,
and their two bridesmaids from 1959: Ann and Lois

Lois is particularly anxious not to lose contact with these three plucky "survivors", because she has so few close relations of our own generation, compared to myself with my slightly-too-large-if-I'm-honest (!! Only kidding!!!!) multitude of over 30 cousins!

But what a madness it all is!

20:00 Lois disappears into our kitchen-diner to take part in her church's weekly Bible Class on zoom. 

I settle down on the couch and watch David Attenborough's interesting new documentary on the Giant Sea Monster (actually a rare example of a pliosaur), whose fossilised form was recently recovered from the cliffs at Kimmeridge Bay, Dorset, on Britain's so-called "Jurassic Coast".



The fossil was recently discovered by an amateur fossil-hunter when a fossilised piece of the pliosaur - its snout - fell off the cliffs and landed on the beach at Kimmeridge Bay, Dorset, on the county's "Jurassic Coast".





Tonight we see archaeologists recovering the remainder of the pliosaur's fossilised body from the cliffs using precarious methods, an operation fraught with challenges because basically these cliffs are slowly crumbling away, a bit like Lois and me, only a bit less quickly haha!!!!



This 40ft long pliosaur, from a previously unknown species of pliosaur, swam in the warm Jurassic Seas of 150 million years ago, at a time when Britain and Europe were an archipelago of islands, much closer to the Equator than they are today. 

a delightfully boyish David Attenborough (left) discusses
 the pliosaur's enormous fossilised snout with two researchers 
at the local Kimmeridge Bay Museum

We see a lot of scientific stuff this evening, about how researchers can now tell so much nowadays about what prehistoric creatures could do, just from these lifeless lumps of rock, because they can still give clues about the original creatures' internal organs, sensors, blood vessels etc. and scientists can confidently hypothesise, for example, about how the pliosaurs would best have hunted down their prey.



Reconstruction: that "gotcha" moment
when the pliosaur catches its prey! 
Ouch !!!!!!

Yes, pliosaurs all had ninety each of the most enormous triangular teeth, so sharp that scientists confidently believe that they could bite through a modern car if they took a notion to. My goodness!!!


Yes, they could have eaten your car or anybody else's car - Cadillacs, Lincolns too, Mercury's and Subaru, and even mine and Lois's humble little Honda Jazz, I wouldn't mind betting!

Do your remember that Blondie song Rapture, written by band members Debbie Harry and Chris Stein, the rap-style lyrics for which seemed so incredible to us in 1980, so much so that people were openly laughing at their implausibility. Well nobody's laughing now, are they!


Debbie Harry singing "Rapture" (1980)


What a truly crazy planet we live on !!!!!!

21:15 Lois emerges from her zoom session and we wind down on the couch with the second programme in Alice Roberts' new series "Digging for Britain" which gives an overview of the most spectacular archaeological discoveries made in the UK in 2023.



In tonight's programme Alice is concentrating on archaeological digs in the Midlands and South of England. And it's nostalgic for me tonight to see again the RAF/USAF base at Alconbury, Cambridgeshire, which I visited on a work trip from the office in 1980 or thereabouts, at what you might call the height of the Cold War, during the Brezhnev Era. 

Happy days!!!! (Only joking there, by the way !!!!!!)

me and Lois in 1980: me visiting the world's best custard shop
in Harpers Ferry, Virginia, and Lois in my parents' back garden

This is a fascinating item for me, because the Roman or post-Roman remains found in 2023 under the base, ironically reference a similar period of uncertainty to that of the Cold War, when the Romans were leaving to go back and defend Rome, thereby encouraging Picts, Anglo-Saxons etc to harry the coastal defences and make their early tentative incursions.

You wouldn't think that anxiety and uncertainty would make much of a difference to the pottery remains, would you, but incredibly the edgy atmosphere here in the 5th century AD in Late Roman Britain seems to have been reflected in the remains, some of which look slightly wonky and not quite as "finished" as they would have looked in earlier centuries. 







Maybe there were supply problems, or was there a shortage of skilled potters?




Fascinating stuff!!!!

There's also a riveting piece about a nunnery at Ankerwycke, just across the Thames from Runnymede, where the Magna Carta was signed with King John in 1215.

Apparently the local Bishop ordered an incredibly modern "Human Resources" investigation at the nunnery in 1441, when there were 7 nuns working there - the other six or so had already run away - oh dear! 

The Bishop arranged individual staff-in-confidence interviews with all the remaining nuns, and incredibly the transcripts of these interviews have survived. The prioress in her interview complained that the nuns were always wingeing to her, at the slightest excuse.

But the nuns had good reason to winge, because it soon became clear to the Bishop from the nuns' evidence that the prioress had been siphoning off the nunnery's income to buy nice clothes and jewellery for herself. Meanwhile the nuns were all dressed in shabby clothes and given poor quality food at mealtimes, and that the buildings of the priory had been allowed to fall into disrepair. 







Quite a scandal. 

It's another interesting reminder of the less-than-spiritual atmosphere that prevailed in many church institutions at this period. In yesterday's programme in Alice Roberts' series, we learnt that when a shrine had holy relics to display, like the shrine to St Cuthbert at Durham Cathedral, it depended on how wealthy you were as to how close you were allowed to get to the saint's relics etc and to reap the promised "benefits" from the various bits and pieces.

St Cuthbert was supposed to have healed a lot of people in his lifetime so pilgrims flocked to Durham to "cop a feel" of some of his sacred relics. But to get to do that you first had to make a monetary payment to the shrine.










If you weren't very important or didn't have much money, you were allowed to come within a couple of feet of the shrine, it seems, but you would not be allowed to see the shrine itself.

What a crazy world they lived in, in those far-off times !!!!!

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzz!!!!!


Wednesday, 3 January 2024

Tuesday January 2nd 2024

Dear reader, tell me how many "bobbleheads" you've collected over the last 20-30 years? Bet it's a lot isn't it, to be frank! They're highly collectible, with their darling little bouncy heads! I'm currently collecting bobbleheads from the popular "recent UK prime ministers" range, here's my favourite "whacky wobbler" - yes, it's dear old Boris, looking remarkably young. 

Stylish or what haha!!!

You know what bobbleheads are, don't you?


And well if, like me, you're a bobblehead afficionado, you'll be interested to know of this recent computer breakthrough that's occurred not far from where Lois and I live now, in the lovely Worcestershire village of Wyre Piddle, near Pershore.

It's a bit of a breakthrough in online shopping. According to the local Onion News, Bell End man George Huntley, who collects bobbleheads of Ghostbuster characters, has created an account on the GhostbusterBobbleheads.com website, which will enable him to check out his new purchases much more quickly next time, and you can bet your boots, there's going to be a next time, and a next time after that! Go, George!!!!

The big question, which I haven't seen picked up on yet, is: would Huntley's breakthrough on this admittedly rather "niche" site for bobblehead-afficionados, have wider implications in the whole relatively new world of online shopping? Even supermarket shopping, or book- or CD-buying even could see benefits in time-saving, allowing people to achieve much more in their everyday lives - the sky's the limit!

I'd like your "take" on this too, if you're willing to "weigh in". Astonishingly the wider world of online pundits hasn't yet taken Huntley's new discovery on board as yet, so it's a chance for you to make a name for yourself, no doubt about that!!!

I wonder.......!!!!

09:00 Apart from discussing Huntley's breakthrough over breakfast, it's going to be another quiet day for Lois and me here in Malvern, as we adjust to our normal quiet life after all the excitement of Christmas and New Year. 


It's pretty wet outside so we decide to stay in again - and today Lois will mostly be making 4 portions of warming borscht with lots of extra beetroot.

the recipe from the book that has been Lois's "bible" since
our marriage in 1972: Marguerite Patten's "Every Day Cook Book" (1968)

And today I'll be mostly doing vacuuming and also completing our annual updating of our "Address and Phone Number List" website - removing the names of some friends or relatives who have sadly died in 2023, and, on a brighter note, putting in the names and details of all our new friends and neighbours: it's been a year since we downsized from the large 3-bed semi in Cheltenham where we brought up our 2 daughters 1986-2022, and downsized to this much smaller new-build home in Malvern. 
picture 1 (left): 1986 - our two daughters Alison and Sarah in front of 
our large 3-bed semi in Cheltenham, which we bought on our return from 3 years 
in the US, and picture 2 (right) November 2022 - me with Alison and her daughter 
Rosalind in front of our much smaller new-build home in Malvern.

Doesn't time fly!

Are Lois and I on YOUR address list? If so, here's a "just in" newsflash: we're still around, we're not dead despite the rumours, as this photo proves! So don't take us off your list just yet, and don't "cancel" us either, come to that. 

We'll sign up to any viewpoint you want us to, however "crackpot" haha!


[Isn't that a "library picture", Colin? That proves nothing. And is your blog being written by an AI "bloggerbot"? I think we should be told! - Ed]

11:00 Neither of us are Jewish, but there's a bit of a "Jewish vibe" around the house this morning, what with Lois making a pint and a half of borscht, and me doing my updating on the PC - because, according to a "just in" newsflash on the radio this morning, Woody Allen is doing the self-same thing already in New York, even though it's barely 4 in the morning over there!


Fascinating stuff,  isn't it !!!! [If you say so! - Ed]

19:00 Luckily there are plenty of archaeology breakthroughs for Lois and me to discuss on the couch this evening - Steve, our American brother-in-law has emailed out a summary of the world's biggest finds and technological breakthroughs from the last 12 months.

This is a researcher's reconstruction of the face of a Bronze Age woman in her 20's, whose skeleton was discovered in Upper Largie, Scotland a few years ago.

Things like her hair colour, skin colour, eye colour, are all speculation, because no DNA was found with her remains. In an unusual move, the researchers turned her gaze to the visitors who might be passing the display in the museum. 

And she certainly seems to be saying, "Who do you think YOU'RE looking at?", doesn't she. What would she have said if she'd known she'd end up as an exhibit in a museum. The mind boggles.

20:00 Bronze Age Upper Largie Woman doesn't feature in the first of Alice Roberts's new survey of 2023 archaeological work in the UK, "Digging for Britain",  but that's no surprise - Alice is only looking at the latest results to come out of current excavations, so fair enough.



This week's programme no.1 in the new series focuses on last year's finds from Scotland and the North of England.

Who would have thought that it would take till 2023, after centuries of excavations in the UK, to find the biggest ever Roman Period building in North Britain. It's been lying undisturbed in the town of Carlisle since about 200AD, and for the last 200 years it's been buried under the town's cricket ground.


the temporary centre of the Roman Empire, by the banks
of the River Eden, near Carlisle, a massive building which has only
just started to be uncovered by archaeologists

For a few short years near the beginning of the 3rd century AD this massive building was the centre of the Roman Empire, because Emperor Septimius Severus moved here to mastermind the much-heralded "conquest of Scotland". Whatever happened to that, Septimius haha!

What madness !!!!!

Everybody knows that a lot of villages in England were mysteriously abandoned over past centuries, sometimes for documented reasons, like if the owner of the land wanted his tenants to move out, or if crops were failing due to a series of bad harvests, that kind of thing.

But in 2023, for the first time ever, the abandonment of a medieval village has been linked to a specific climate event, in this case the eruption of a volcano in Iceland. 

At the site of the abandoned village of East Heslerton near Scarborough in Yorkshire, inhabited for about 800 years since its founding in 410AD, mysterious pieces of tephra were found last year, those tiny bits of ash and cinders. 






The tephra at East Heslerton have now been identified by Simon Blockley of Royal Holloway University as having arrived in dust clouds that floated over England from the erupting volcano Mount Askja in Iceland, just around the time when the village was abandoned.

Tonight the programme's bioarchaeologist Cat Jarman goes to see Simon.





The eruption responsible can be identified by comparing the tephra found at East Heslerton with the tephra found at individual volcanic sites in Iceland, proving that the source of the dust cloud was Mount Askja, an eruption that was previously unknown to historians.

Fascinating stuff!!!

And do you remember that time in 2010 when all European flights were grounded by that volcanic dust cloud from Iceland?



The ash cloud, however, came at a bad time for my late sister Kathy and her American husband Steve, who were visiting us in Cheltenham from their home in Pennsylvania USA. And it wasn't clear, to start with, how easy it would be for them to get home to the States.

Kathy and Steve had had a nice few weeks' extra holiday in Cheltenham, though, and I remember that coincidentally during their time with us, we made a trip to the Malvern area to see the Malvern Flower Show at the Three Counties Showground, which is less than a mile away from where we live now.



As far as I can recall, the four of us saw a lot of fashionable models of gardens on display at this flower show, but one garden we didn't see was the Boris Johnson "Downing Street Lockdown Garden", as imagined, as part of the current Chelsea Flower Show, by cartoonist Nick Newman in the Sunday Times :


In those days, i.e. 2010, obviously, it was Gorden "Gordo" Brown still in charge at No.10 - and Boris was still serving as Mayor of London (2008-2016), and he therefore hadn't yet had time to develop the "Downing Street" model of garden style, which he adopted later, of course. 

[Oh, just go to bed! - Ed]

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzz!!!!!