Sunday, 25 November 2018

Saturday, November 24, 2018


08:30 Lois and I take a shower and after breakfast I get started on reading chapter 24 of Njal's saga, written in Iceland in the 12th century or so.

Unfortunately, I'm only able to read about 10 lines when Lois calls to me - she needs me to go with her to have a little talk with the neighbours (Stephen and Frances) about our local doctors' plans to demolish their current clinic and build 6 new houses on the land, one of which will be right next to Stephen and Frances's house. The west wall of the new house would be only 3 foot 3 inches away from the east wall of Stephen and Frances's house - my god, what madness !!!

The plans led to a lot of protests from the clinic's patients and from the neighbours, including Stephen, Frances, Lois and me, and many others. The council's planning officer must have been impressed by some of the protests because she convinced the doctors to make the new house a bit narrower so the distance between the two houses would be a little wider, ie a distance of 6 feet at the front of the houses, but expanding to 6 foot 6 at the back of the two houses.


The doctors' new plans to get 6 new houses built, according to their application
(with my handwritten annotations). Frances and Stephen's house is on the left
and the distance between their houses and one of the new houses is still
not that wide to put it mildly - yikes! My god, they’re such bastards, those doctors !!!

Stephen suspects that the council's planning officer has probably already accepted the doctor's new (modified) plans, but all residents have in any case been invited to submit their written protests: the deadline is December 3rd. But our mission to stop the demolition of the current clinic and the construction of the 6 new houses is already doomed to failure, we think. Damn!

The doctors are in fact planning to move to a new clinic located 5 miles away on the other side of Bishops Cleeve, a small village 3 miles north of Cheltenham. They intend to pay for the new clinic with the help of the profits they make from the sale of the current clinic and its land. What bastards !!!!

Lois and I are considering changing doctors and enrolling at another clinic, preferably one you can easily get to by bus, in the event that we can no longer drive a car. We are both 72 years old and who knows what the future has in its hand, waiting to hit us with - yikes!

12:30 We get back home and have lunch. Afterwards we go out. Lois wants to attend her sect's Bible study day, taking place this afternoon in Ashchurch village hall, located a little outside the town of Tewkesbury. She cannot drive a car at the moment due to back pain, so she has asked me to drive her over there.

The study days is all about the "Sabbath" - I cannot imagine how anyone can talk just about the Sabbath for 3 hours plus, but maybe it's a more complicated subject than I suspected - yikes! What madness !!!! And poor Lois !!!!

15:00 I drop Lois off in front of the village hall and drive back to Cheltenham.

I get going again with reading Chapter 24 of Njal's old Norse saga, which I started to browse through this morning.

The saga's story takes place mostly in Rangárvellir in south-western Iceland in approx. the years 950-1015, and the early chapters are all about Hrut, a good-looking young Icelander.

Hrut travelled to Norway, and became involved in a passionate relationship with the Norwegian Queen Mother, Gunnhilda. Unfortunately the affair ended very badly. Hrut suddenly remembered that he was engaged to Unna, a nice Icelandic girl waiting for him back in Iceland. So Hrut asked Gunnhilda to allow him to return to Iceland to marry Unna.

Gunnhilda was obsessed with the young Hrut and was not happy at all about him leaving her. She decided to allow him to leave and return to Iceland, but at the same time she put a curse on him - and the curse ensured that he became too well-endowed to have sex with Unna, his fiancée. And after the wedding reception, Unna indeed discovered that Hrut could not consummate the marriage.

Hrut and Unna: their sex life stalls before it gets started - yikes!

After 1-2 years of trying to do it, without success, Unna decides to leave Hrut, but she likes spending money so she soon runs short of cash. She decides to sue Hrut for repayment of the dowry which her father gave Hrut at the time of their wedding. And Gunnar, Unna's friend, agrees to handle Unna's case in court.

Chapter 24 gives us details of the hearing. Hrut, who is handling his own defence, protests that Gunnar should have brought along to court 3 key witnesses if he wanted to pursue the case properly  by Icelandic rules.

It was the custom in Iceland that the plaintiff's attorney produced 3 key witnesses: the first witness was someone who had sat by the bed during an attempted consummation, a second witness who was someone standing at the bedroom door, and the third a qualified legal expert with special knowledge of marital issues. My god, what madness !!! What a crazy system !!!


And how embarrassing for the witnesses !!!! And what a crazy world we live in !!!! (That's enough of that - Ed)

Judge Manders upholds and sustains Hrut's objection, so there is a risk that Unna's lawsuit will fail. But Gunnar, Unna's lawyer, saves the day by challenging Hrut to a duel. Hrut ends up chickening out of the duel, so Judge Manders awards victory to Unnar, and Hrut has to pay the dowry back in full - happy ending and handshakes all round - hurrah!

17:00 I am just getting ready to drive over to Ashchurch to pick Lois up after her study day, when she calls me. She has decided to stay there for a little longer: some attendee has popped out to buy some pizzas. Alf and Mari-Ann will drive her home a little later.

I hurry into the kitchen and make myself a light snack.

19:00 Lois comes home. Alf and Mari-Ann drop her off in front of the house. She says that the participants in the study got through a bunch of "Chicago" pizzas at the end of the 3 sessions. It was her first experience of Chicago pizzas and they taste very good, she says. She seems excited - the day has done her good, I think. She managed her back problems by getting up and pacing around the village hall between sessions.

We relax with a strong gin and tonic (me) and a cup of tea (her) and spend the rest of the evening watching television.

An interesting documentary is on, all about the creation and preliminary recordings of John Lennon's "Imagine" album, released in 1971.


A fascinating program, packed with home-movie sequences, showing John in a happy and creative part of his life, and you can also see how close his relationship was to Yoko during this period.

He impresses as a very sweet and gentle guy, probably because at that time he was so satisfied with his creative work and his relationship with Yoko, and with Julian, his son, then a young teenager.

John was the kind of singer-songwriter who tended to attract a few crazy fans who thought they were in love with him, or thought he was the messiah and that he was concealing profound and secret messages or prophecies in the lyrics of his songs.

We watch Lennon speaking gently with one of these fanatics, a shell-shocked Vietnam veteran, who called at the door one day. The local police wanted to arrest him, but Lennon persuaded them not to.

He tried to convince the young man, who had travelled from the United States to meet him, that he was just a ordinary guy and that his lyrics were sometimes just a case of playing with words or playing with language: Lewis Carroll and Bob Dylan did the same thing, he explained. Eventually John asked the young man if he was hungry, and John and his entourage invited him to come in and have something to eat in the mansion's kitchen.






The programme is very nostalgic for Lois and me. I remember buying the album after returning from Japan in 1971, and I recall that from time to time we played the album in our first apartment in Cheltenham after getting married in August 1972


Flashback to 1971: I had just returned home to England after a year of study
in Japan, and Lois and I spent a short vacation in Malvern,
taking walks over the Malvern Hills and in the surrounding area.

Happy days !!!!

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzzz !!!!


Danish translation

08:30 Lois og jeg tager et brusebad og efter morgenmad går jeg i gang med at læse kapitel 24 af Njals saga, den blev skrevet i Island i det 12. århundrede eller deromkring.

Desværre lykkes det mig kun at læse ca 10 linjer, da Lois kalder mig – jeg skal ud med hende, for at snakker lidt med naboerne (Stephen og Frances) om vores lokale lægers planer om at rive ned deres nuværende klinik og få bygget på jorden 6 nye huse, hvoraf ét vil stå lige ved siden af Stephen og Frances’ hus. Det nye hus’ vestlige mur ville ligge kun 3,25 fods væk fra den østlige mur til Stephen og Frances’ hus – du godestes, sikke et vanvid!!!

Planerne førte til en masse protester fra klinikkens patienter og fra naboerne, herunder Stephen, Frances, Lois og mig og mange andre. Kommunens planlægningsembedsmand må have været imponeret af nogle af protesterne, fordi hun overtalte lægerne til at gøre det nye hus lidt smallere, så afstanden mellem de to huset ville være lidt bredere, dvs en afstand på 6 fods ved fronten af husene, men udvidende sig til 6 fods 6 ved bagsiden af de to huse.


Front: lægernes nye planer om at få 6 nye huse bygget, ifølge deres ansøgning
(med mine håndskrevne annotationer). Frances og Stephens hus ligger til venstre
og afstanden mellem deres hus og ét af de nye huse er stadig ikke ret bred for at sige mildt – yikes!
Du godeste, de er sådanne nogle sjufter, de der læger !!!

Stephen mistænker, at kommunens planlægningsembedsmand sandsynligvis har allerede accepteret  lægernes nye (ændrede) planer, men alle borgere er imidlertid blevet inviteret til at indsende deres skriftlige protester : fristen er den 3. december. Men vores mission for at stoppe nedrivelsen af den nuværende klinik og opførelsen af de 6 nye huse er allerede dømt til at mislykkes, synes vi.

Pokkers! De er sådanne nogle sjufter, de der læger!!!

Lægerne planlægger faktisk at flytte til en ny klinik, der ligger 5 miles væk i den anden side af Bishops Cleeve, en lille landsby, der ligger 3 miles nord for Cheltenham. De har til hensigt at betale for den nye klinik ved hjælp af profiterne, de tjenere af salget af den nuværende klinik. Sådanne nogle sjufter!!!!

Lois og jeg overvejer at skifte læger og indskrive os ved en anden klinik, helst en, man sagtens kan besøge med bus, for det tilfælde af, at vi i fremtiden ikke længere kan køre bil. Vi er begge to 72 år gamle, og hvem ved, hvad fremtiden skal ramme os med – yikes!

12:30 Vi kommer hjem igen og spiser frokost. Bagefter skal vi ud. Lois ønsker at deltage i sin sekts bibelstudiedag, der finder sted i eftermiddag i landsbyen Ashchurch’ medborgerhus, der ligger lidt udenfor byen Tewkesbury. Hun kan ikke køre bil for tiden på grund af rygsmerter, så hun har bedt mig om at køre hende derover.

Studiedagen handler om ”sabbaten” – jeg kan ikke forestille mig, hvordan man kan tale om sabbaten i 3 timer plus, men måske er den et mere kompliceret emne, end jeg har mistænkt – yikes! Sikke et vanvid!!!! Og stakkels Lois!!!!

15:00 Jeg sætter Lois af foran medborgerhuset og kører tilbage til Cheltenham.

Jeg går i gang med at læse kapitel 24 af Hruts oldnordiske saga, som jeg begyndte at blade igennem i morges.

Sagaens historie foregår for det meste i Rangárvellir på det syd-vestlige Island ca. år 950-1015, og de tidlige kapitler handler om Hrut, en smuk ung islænding.

Hrut rejste til Norge, og blev involveret i et passioneret forhold til den nordisk kongemor, Gunnhilda. Affæren endte desværre meget galt. Hrut mindedes pludseligt at han var forlovet med Unna, en pæn islandsk pige, der ventede på ham tilbage i Island. Han bed Gunnhilda om, at tillade ham at rejse tilbage til Island for at gifte sig med Unn.

Gunnhilda var besat af den unge Hrut og var overhovedet ikke glad for, at han ville gå fra hende. Hun gav ham tilladelse at forlade hende og rejse tilbage til Island, men samtidig kastede hun en forbandelse på ham – og forbandelsen sikrede, at han blev for veludrustet til have have sex med Unna, sin forlovet. Efter sit bryllupsreception opdagede Unna at Hrut ikke kunne fuldbyrde ægteskabet.

Hrut og Unn: deres sexliv går i stå, før det begynder – yikes!

Efter 1-2 års forsøg på at gøre det, uden succes, beslutter Unna at forlade Hrut, men hun kan godt lide at bruge penge, så hun snart bliver i bekneb for skillinger.  Hun beslutter at sagsøge Hrut for tilbagebetalingen af den medgift, som Unnas far gav Hrut ved tiden af deres bryllup. Gunnar, Unnas ven, aftaler at håndtere Unnas sag i retten.

Sagaens 24. kapitel giver os detaljer af retssagen. Hrut, der styrer sin egen forsvar, protesterer, at Gunnar skulle have fundet 3 nøglevidner, for at forfølge sagen ordentlig mod ham ifølge islandske regler. Det var vanligt i Island at sagsøgerens advokat medbringer 3 nøglevidner: den 1. vidne, der var sat ved siden af sengen under et forsøg på samleje, en 2. vidne, der var stået i døren til soveværelset, og den tredje, en kvalificeret juridisk ekspert med speciel viden om ægteskabelige spørgsmål. Du godeste, sikke et vanvid!!! Sikke et vanvittigt system!!!


Og hvor pinligt for vidnernes vedkommende!!!! Og sikke en skør verden vi lever i !!!!

Dommeren Manders stædfaster Hruts indvending, så der en risiko for, at Unnas søgsmål kommer til at mislykkes. Men Gunnar, Unnas advokat, redder dagen ved at udfordre Hrut til en duel. Hrut ender med at få kolde fødder, så derfor giver Dommeren Manders sejren til Unnar, og Hrut betaler fuldt ud – lykkelig slutning og håndtryk hele vejen rundt – hurra!

17:00 Jeg er i gang med at forbereder mig på at køre over til Ashchurch for at hente Lois efter hendes studiedag, men hun ringer til mig. Hun har besluttet at blive der lidt længere: en eller anden deltager har smuttet ud for at købe nogle pizzaer. Alf og Mari-Ann vil køre hende hjem lidt senere.

Jeg skynder mig ind i køkkenet og laver mig en let snack.

19:00 Lois kommer hjem. Alf og Mari-Ann sætter hende af foran huset. Hun siger, at studiedagens deltagere spiste en række ”Chicago” pizzaer  ved slutningen af de 3 sessioner. Det var hendes første oplevelse af Chicago pizzaer og de smager vældig godt, siger hun. Hun virker opstemt – dagen har gjort hende godt, synes jeg. Hun klarede sine rygproblemer ved at rejse sig og trave rundt i medborgerhuset mellem sessioner.

Vi slapper af med en stærk gin og tonic (mig) og en kop te (hende), og bruger resten af aftenen på at se lidt fjernsyn.

De viser en interessant dokumentarfilm, der handler om skabelsen og preliminære optagelser af John Lennons ”Imagine”-album, der kom ud i 1971.


Et fascinerende program, propfyldt med home-movie sekvenser, der viser John i en lykkelig og kreativ del af sit liv, og man kan se også hvor tæt hans forhold var på Yoko i denne periode.

Han imponerer som en meget sød og blid fyr, formentlig fordi han på det tidspunkt var så tilfredsstillet med sin kreative arbejde og sit forhold til Yoko og til Julian, sin søn, en ung teenager.

Han var den slags synger-sangskriver til at have tendens til at tiltrække lidt vanvittige fans, der troede, de var forelsket i ham, eller troede, han var messias, og at han skjulte dybe og hemmelige budskaber eller profetier i teksten af sine sange.

Vi ser Lennon tale blidt med en af disse fanatiker, en granatchokeret Vietnam-veteran, der en dag ringede på døren. Det lokale politi ville anholde ham, men Lennon overtalte dem ikke at gøre det.

Han prøvede at overbevise den unge mand, der havde rejst fra USA for at møde ham, at han bare var en almindelig fyr, og at hans sangtekster nogle gange bare var et tilfælde af at spille med ord, eller spille med sprog: Lewis Carroll og Bob Dylan gjorde det samme, forklarede han. Til sidst spurgte John den unge mand, om han var sulten, og John og sin entourage inviterede ham til at komme ind og spise noget i mansionens køkken.






Programmet er meget nostalgisk for Lois og mig. Jeg husker, at jeg købte albummet efter jeg rejste tilbage fra Japan i 1971, og jeg mindes om, at vi fra tid til anden spillede albummet i vores første lejlighed i Cheltenham, efter vi giftede os i august 1972


tilbageblik til 1971: jeg var netop kommet hjem til England efter et års studie
i Japan, og Lois og jeg holdt en kort ferie i byen Malvern
og gik ture over Malvern-bakkerne og det omkringliggende område.

Lykkelige dage!!!!

22:00 Vi går i seng – zzzzzzzzz!!!!


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