Saturday, 8 June 2019

Friday 7 June 2019


Both Lois and I feel completely washed up today - it has been a hell of a week: too many urgent and annoying appointments and tasks, with only Lois's birthday on Wednesday as an island of calm in a sea of chaos, to put it mildly.

09:00 We drive to the local Sainsbury's supermarket to do the food shopping, come home and relax with a cup of coffee on the sofa.

Afterwards I start reading approx. 250 lines of the prologue to Chaucer's "Canterbury Tales" (1392). Lynda's U3A "Making of English" group is holding its regular monthly meeting this afternoon at 2:30 pm in the bar of the town’s Everyman Theatre, and Chaucer's prologue is the group's current project.

I practice reading out the text with an authentic Middle English accent so that the group's other members do not laugh at me. They can be very hurtful at times and I am so sensitive -
but that's just the cross I have to bear ha ha.

But I recall the example  of our daughters' old English teacher, Mr. Honey, who hit the headlines recently, when new regulations unfortunately prevented him from speaking Middle English while teaching his much-feared "Chaucer curriculum" (source, my go-to local news site, Onion News).


Students at the local high-school  told the town’s journalists how happy they were that a standardised curriculum had now been introduced, which would mean that they could in the future be spared  opportunities for role-playing exercises or for specially invited guest speakers: and other "surprises" that their eccentric English teacher might have planned for them.

"I'm just relieved that Mr. [Aaron] Honey just has to prepare us for the test and hasn’t got time to do  anything like recite an original poem out loud and afterwards call on us to express ourselves through poetry too," said 16-year-old Peter Macpherson, adding  that if it were not for nationally laid-down performance standards, his teacher would probably feel free to engage in all kinds of creative activities, such as arranging a class trip to a colonial farmhouse during the class’s study of the Scarlet Letter, or come  into class dressed as Mark Twain.

"Thank goodness we all have to take just one single, nationwide exam at the end of the year, so there is no way he will be wasting class time with inspirational speeches encouraging us to excel as unique individuals."

The students confirmed that they were happy to memorise as many facts as were needed, rather than have to listen to Mr Honing speaking in Middle English for their entire Chaucer unit.

How sensible! And something to remember when we hear people criticise today's youth, no doubt about that!

The kids are all right!

12:00 Lois and I have lunch and afterwards I go to bed and take a short afternoon nap. I get up at 1:30 pm and take the bus into town. Meanwhile, Lois goes around the corner to the local library to help library staff lead and manage the weekly Baby Bounce & Rhyme session for very young children and their mothers (and grandparents).

14:00 I get off the bus at the stop in front of M&S and walk around the corner to the theatre. I have a cup of coffee in the theatre café with Margaret, a member of Lynda's group, who has also arrived early. Lynda and the other group members arrive at 2:30 pm and we go up the stairs to the bar where we normally hold our meeting.

An interesting and fun meeting, with a lot of interesting words to discuss, which is what we like.

And we admire Chaucer's amusing descriptions of his companions - the pilgrims travelling with him on their way to Canterbury, especially  the not particularly religious churchmen.

e.g. the well-dressed, fashionable monk, with his stable of fine horses, whose passion was hunting and whose favourite dish was roast swan - he did not like wasting his life on reading books or doing work, Chaucer says.

Chaucer's monk

…or the friar, known for his conversational skills, who exploited his authority to hear confessions, and give absolution, in order to go to bed with as many of the town’s women as possible. If you had something to confess and you wanted to get the church’s absolution, he was the nicest man to do it with, said local women.

Chaucer's friar

My goodness, what a crazy world they lived in !!!!

16:00 The meeting ends and I take the bus home again. Lois and I relax on the sofa with a cup of tea the rest of her birthday cake. Afterwards we water the seedlings in our greenhouse and seedlings in our neighbours’ greenhouse - there are another 4 days left before they come back from their 3 week vacation in Canada: which will mean one less task for us, and that will be nice:  good grief!

I need a strong gin and tonic. I go to the drinks cabinet, but I suddenly realise that there are only two servings of gin and one serving of tonic left - damn! But such is life – oh dear.

18:00 We have dinner and spend the rest of the evening watching a bit of television. We are both exhausted, no doubt about that.

An interesting documentary is on, all about the scandal caused by one of the country's first modern sex manuals and contraceptive guides, originally American (author: Charles Knowlton), which had the mysterious and unsexy title "The Fruits of Philosophy", and which was published in Britain by Annie Besant and Charles Bradlaugh in 1877. 

The host of the programme is the charming Dr. Fern Riddell.


There was a massive market for popular books in the second half of the 19th century, with increased schooling and increased illiteracy. Scientists know from marriage records that in 1750, 50% of couples were illiterate (they "signed" their names just with an "X"), but in 1875, illiteracy was almost eliminated, and both the couple and the witnesses were usually all able to sign their names properly.

"The Fruits of Philosophy" was relatively explicit, considering the period in which it was published.


Besant and Bradlaugh's sex manual seemed quite explicit
in the context of society in the 1870's, to put it mildly

But there were dangers in publishing books on sex by this time because of Parliament's laws on obscene publications, passed in 1857. So it was not a big surprise when Annie Besant and Charles Bradlaugh were finally prosecuted in 1877, two years after the book's release.

The prosecutor said during the trial that "no decently educated husband would allow his wife to read such a book". Lois comments that this reaction reminds her of what the prosecutor said in the Lady Chatterley's Lover trial (1960) when he asked the jury whether Lawrence's novel was "a book you would want your wife or servants to read". Good grief - how little progress over 80 years !!!

In 1877, the Fruits of Philosophy trial caused a sensation, and the books started flying off the shelves: in one bookstore in the middle of London, 500 copies were sold in just 30 minutes. That's what I call a best-seller.

The court case hit the headlines in both national and local newspapers all over the country, and even in specialist monthly magazines such as "Shipping and Mercantile Gazette" - my god, what madness !!!!

The book cost 6 pence, so more or less anyone who had a job could afford to buy it. 

Dr Fern Riddell, the documentary’s charming host, also shows us a catalogue of condoms that was published in the 1880’s: Fern says condoms were relatively cheap too, but Lois is not so sure - the cheapest cost 2-3 shillings a dozen, and the finest American ones cost 6 shillings a dozen (6 pence each), which Lois suspects might have been a bit expensive for the average couple: so that's something the jury is still out on in our house.


At the end of the trial, Besant and Bradlaugh were sentenced to 6 months in prison, so we can say that the book was a little ahead of its time, although in fact the couple subsequently won an appeal against the verdict.

Fern reminds us, however, that the concept of contraception was still a bit shocking even in the first half of the 20th century - the Anglican Church first approved contraception within marriage only in the 1930’s, and the British health system only took responsibility for contraception in the 1970’s.

My goodness, what a crazy world we live in.

22:00 We go to bed – zzzzzzzz!!!!!!

Danish translation: fredag, den 7. juni 2019

Både Lois og jeg føler os helt slået ud i dag – det har været en helvedes uge: alt for mange presserende og irriterende aftaler og opgaver, med kun Lois’ fødselsdag i ønsdags som en ø af ro i et hav af kaos, for at sige mildt.

09:00 Vi kører over til det lokale Sainsburys supermarked for at gå madindkøb, kommer hjem og slapper af med en kop kaffe i sofaen.

Bagefter går jeg i gang med at læse ca. 250 linjer af af prologen til Chaucers ”Canterbury-Fortælllingerne” (1392). Lyndas U3A ”Making of English” gruppe holder sit regelmæssige månedlige møde i eftermiddag kl 14:30 på baren af byens Everyman-teater, og Chaucers prolog er gruppens nuværende projekt.

Jeg øver mig i at udtale teksten med en autentisk middelengelsk accent, så gruppens andre medlemmer ikke griner af mig. De kan være meget skadelige fra tid til anden, og jeg er så følsøm –
det er det kors, jeg bærer – yikes!

Men jeg mindes om forbilledet af vores døtres gamle engelsklærer, Mr. Honing, der ramte overskrifterne for nylig, da nye reglamenter desværre forhindrede ham i at tale middelengelsk, mens han overviste sin meget frygtede ”Chaucer-læseplan” (kilde, mit go-to lokale nyhedswebsted,  Onion News).


Studenter på den lokale højskole fortalte byens journalister, hvor glade de var for, at en standardiseret læseplan var blevet indført, hvilket ville betyde, at de fremover kunne undvige muligheder for rollespiløvelser eller for specielt inviterede gæsttalere: og for andre ”overraskelser”, som deres ekcentriske engelsklærer kunne have planlagt for dem.

"Jeg er bare lettet over, at Mr. [Aaron] Honing bare er nødt til at forberede os på testen og ikke kan gøre noget som at recitere et originalt digt højt og bagefter opfordre os til at udtrykke os selv gennem poesi også", sagde den 16-årige Peter Macpherson og tilføjede, at hvis det ikke var nationalt etablerede præstationsnormer, ville hans lærer sandsynligvis føle sig fri til at engagere sig i alle former for kreative aktiviteter, såsom at arrangere en klassetur til et kolonialt stuehus under deres læsning af The Scarlet Letter eller komme ind i klasse klædt som Mark Twain.

"Gudskelov, vi skal alle tager en enkelt, landdækkende eksamen i slutningen af året, så der er ingen måde, han vil spilde klassetiden med inspirerende taler, der opfordrer os til at udmærke os som unikke individer."

Eleverne bekræftede at de var glade for at lære udenad på remse så mange fakta som nødvendigt snarere end at lytte til hr. Honing tale i middelengelsk for hele deres Chaucer-læseplan.

Hvor fornuftigt! Og noget man kan mindes om, når vi hører mennesker kritisere nutidens ungdom, ingen tvivl om det! The kids are all right!

12:00 Vi spiser frokost og bagefter går jeg i seng for at tage en gigantisk eftermiddagslur. Jeg står op kl 13:30 og tager bussen ind i byen. I mellemtiden går Lois rundt om hjørnet til det lokale bibliotek for at hjælpe bibliotekets personale med at styre og lede den ugentlige Baby Bounce & Rhyme-session for meget unge børn og deres mødre (og bedsteforældre).

14:00 Jeg står af bussen ved busstoppestedet foran M&S-stormagasinet og går rundt om hjørnet til teatret. Jeg drikker en kop kaffe i teatrets café med Margaret, et medlem af Lyndas gruppe. Lynda og de andre gruppemedlemmer ankommer kl 14:30 og vi går op ad trappen på baren, hvor vi har for vane at mødes.

Et interessant og morsomt møde, med en masse interessante ord at diskutere, hvilket er det, vi godt kan lide.

Og vi beundrer Chaucers morsomme beskrivelser af sine kammerater – de pilgrimme, der rejser sammen med ham på vej til Canterbury, altså de ikke særlig religiøse kirkemænd.

Den velklædte, moderigtige munk, med sin stald af fine heste, hvis lidenskab var at jæge, og hvis yndlingsret var stegt svane – han kunne ikke lide at spilde sit liv på at læse bøger eller arbejde.

Chaucers munk

Eller frateren, kendt for sine samtalefærdigheder, der udnyttede sine beføjelser til at høre tilståelser, og give absolution, for at gå i seng med så mange af byens kvinder som muligt.

Chaucers frater

Du godeste, sikke en skør verden de levede i !!!!    

16:00 Mødet slutter, og jeg tager bussen hjem igen. Lois og jeg slapper af med resten af hendes fødselsdagkage, og bagefter vander vi frøplanterne i vores drivhus og frøplanterne i vores naboers drivhus – der er endnu 4 dage, før de kommer tilbage fra deres 3 uges ferie i Canada: hvilket betyder en mindre opgave for os, hvilket vil være rart: du godeste!

Jeg trænger for en stærk gin og tonic. Jeg går hen til drinkskabet , men jeg bliver pludselig klar over, at der kun er to serveringer gin og en servering tonic tilbage – pokkers! Sådan er livet!!!

18:00 Vi spiser aftensmad og bruger resten af aftenen på at se lidt fjernsyn. Vi er udmattede, ingen tvivl om det.

De viser en interessant dokumentarfilm, der handler om skandalen forårsaget af en af landets første moderne sexmanual og præventionsguide, oprindeligt amerikansk (forfatteren: Charles Knowlton), der havde den mystiske og usexede titel ”The Fruits of Philosophy”, og som blev udgavet i Storbritannien af Annie Besant og Charles Bradlaugh i 1877. Programmets vært er den charmerende dr. Fern Riddell.


Der var et massivt marked for populære bøger i det 19. århundredes 2. halvdel, med øget skolegang og øget analfabetisme. Forskere ved fra ægteskabsregistre, at i 1750 var 50% af par analfabetiske (de ”underskrev” deres navne bare med en ”X”), men i 1875 var analfabetisme næsten elimineret, og både ægteparret og vidnerne normalt underskrev deres navne på det pågældende dokument.

”The Fruits of Philosophy” var forholdsvis eksplicit, i betragtning af, perioden, den blev udgavet.



 Besant og Bradlaughts sexmanual virkede ganske eksplicit
i konteksten af samfundet i 1870’erne, for at sige mildt

Der var farer i at udgive bøger om sex på grund af parlamentets lovgivning om obskønne publikationer, der blev vedtaget i 1857. Så derfor var det ikke en stor overraskelse, da Annie Besant og Charles Bradlaugh endelig blev retsforfølget i 1877, to år efter bogens udgivelse.

Anklageren sagde i løbet af retssagen, at ”ingen anstændigt uddannet ægtemand ville tillade sin kone at læse sådan en bog”. Lois kommenterer, at denne reaktion minder hende om dét, anklageren sagde i Lady Chatterleys Lover-retssagen (1960), da han spurgte juryen, om Lawrences roman  var ”en bog, du ville have din kone eller dine tjenestefolk til at læse”.  Du godeste – hvor lille fremskridt i over 80 år !!!

I 1877, voldede Fruits of Philosophy-retssagen en sensation, og bøgerne fløj af hylderne: i en boghandler i midten af London, blev 500 eksemplarer på kun 30 minutter.

Retssagen ramte overskrifterne i landdækkende og lokale aviser landet over, endda specialistiske månedsblade som ”Shipping and Mercantile Gazette” – sikke et vanvid!!!!

Bogen kostede 6 pence, så i grove træk havde hvem som helst, der havde et job, råd til at købe den. Dr Fern Riddell,  dette programs charmerende vært, viser os også en katalog over kondomer, der blev udgivet i 1880’erne: Fern siger, kondomer var forholdsvis billige også, men det er Lois ikke helt sikker på – de billigste kostede 2-3 skillinger pr dusind, og de fineste amerikanske kostede 6 skillinger, hvilket Lois mistænker kunne have været lidt dyre for det gennemsnitlige par:  så det er juryen derfor stadig ude om.


Ved slutningen af retssagen blev Besant og Bradlaugh dømt på 6 måneders fængsel, så kan vi sige, at bogen var lidt forud for sin tid, selvom parret efterfølgende vandt en appel mod dommen.

Men Fern minder os om, at konceptet om prævention stadig var lidt chokerende i 1800-tallet, og  endda i første halvdel af1900-tallet , og den anglikanske kirke først godkendte prævention indenfor ægteskab kun i 1930’erne, og den britiske sundhedssystem først påtog sig ansvar for prævention kun i 1970’erne.

Du godeste, sikke en skør verden vi lever i !!!!!

22:00 Vi går i seng - zzzzzzz!!!!

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