Saturday, 1 August 2020

Saturday August 1st 2020


08:00 Lois and I tumble out of the shower and get ready to take delivery of our groceries for next week from the nice man from Budgens, the convenience store in the village. As always he is pleased to see again that we are a very feeble pair of old crows, well deserving of a delivery beyond any shadow of a doubt haha!

We check through the groceries while swabbing them down with disinfectant. We see that the nice man has brought us a bunch of Magnum and Cornetto ice-creams – Lisa in the shop wasn’t sure yesterday whether they would have any left to sell to us today. We have ordered these with our grandchildren in mind. Alison, Ed and their 3 children are visiting us tomorrow. With any luck they won’t want all the ice creams and Lois and I can pig out on the remainder tomorrow evening.

flashback to 1998: I stand beside an enormous Magnum advert on a shelter
near Lake Balaton, Hungary: for reference I myself am 5ft 10in high and 1ft 3in wide (?),
so the sheer size of this ad can be gauged simply from that – what madness!

10:00 We spend the morning clearing up the patio – it’s a real mess, with cardboard boxes from past deliveries, old Amazon cartons, gardening accessories, broken plant pots, tools, gardening gloves, kneeling pads, and garden hosepipe. We sort it all out and get enough chairs out of the shed for tomorrow’s meal – the family are bringing a CookShop ready-meal with them to cook in our kitchen, and we’ll supply the veg. Treacle tart is coming as well, for dessert – yum yum!

Lois and I will sit at a table for two, while Ali and family will sit at the big table, so we can socially distance but chat at the same time, which will be nice.

the patio after we have sorted it out: a table for two for Lois and me,
and the big table for Ali, Ed and the children

Tonight Lois and I are going to watch the Football Association’s big event of the year – the Cup Final, which is not typical viewing for us, to put it mildly. But our grandson Isaac will be talking about nothing else tomorrow – no doubt about that. The match is between two London teams, Arsenal and Chelsea.

Isaac is a fan of a third London side – Spurs (Tottenham Hotspurs). However we understand that if Chelsea beat Arsenal it will somehow make it easier for Spurs in the upcoming European season – Lois and I have tried to understand why this is, but so far we have failed miserably – oh dear!


17:30 We watch the game while we eat dinner, enjoying in particular the fake crowd noises. Arsenal win by 2-1. Oh dear, poor Isaac! He won’t want to talk about it tomorrow now.

20:00 We spend the evening watching TV, the second part of Miriam Margoyles’s new series “Almost Australian”.


Tonight we see Miriam visiting a weekly day camp for aboriginal children just outside Alice Springs. She’s recognised everywhere she goes, particularly by children, because apparently she plays some character in the Harry Potter films, a subject Lois and I know nothing about.

The aboriginal children at the camp want to know if she’s brought Harry Potter with her, so she has to disappoint them there!




It’s funny how children living right out in the sticks in the most remote regions all over the world still all know about a lot of the same things that children in a country like England know – there’s a high-tech mobile phone internet movies and TV universal culture that they all embrace.

The camp is run by middle-aged and elderly aboriginal women who are trying to teach the children the old native traditions and the old native language of the area. Apparently there were over 250 native languages spoken in Australia at the time the British first arrived over 200 years ago. Now only 13 are left.

22:00 We go to bed – zzzzzzz!!!!!



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