Privacy - it matters, doesn't it! And it's nice to know that the world's tech giants are finally acknowledging that fact, with some cast-iron confidentiality guarantees for the ordinary web-user - it's all there in Onion News this morning, and if you missed it, read it right here in Colin's blog, just lightly edited by Yours Truly, mainly for style and content only (!).
my medium-to-long suffering wife Lois and I - a recent picture
You may not be aware, but Liphook, Hampshire is a hive of "nosey neighbours" - , so it'll be nice to finally have some protection from prying eyes when we're in bed. Also it'll be nice to finally be able to keep secret the number of times we visit the loo during the night - hence the blinds on our landing window - you can't be too careful, especially on our street !!!!
(left) our favourite local handyman, William, (centre) the shiny new blinds on our
bedroom window, and (right) on our landing, which will keep strictly confidential
the number of times we visit the loo in the night, which will be nice (!)
"As any fule kno" [sic!], the spiritual leader of the UK's thousands of nosey neighbours is film-star Michael Caine, and ironically, Yours Truly gets a bit of "stick" in Liphook, because of my alleged "physical similarity" to Caine, especially when we were both young, which is a pity, because the "similarity" was only ever extraordinarily superficial, as these iconic pictures make clear:
lookalike: (left) Caine, in his prime, "keeping tabs" on suspicious neighbours,
and (right) a photo-comparison highlighting the very obvious differences
between us as young-to-youngish men - case proven, I think !!!
flashback to this morning: (left) our dental surgery and (right)
me waiting somewhat nervously for my appointment - poor me !!!!
And then, what with handyman William coming this afternoon, and working in our bedroom, there's been no chance for a spot of "nap-time", to recharge our "batteries" (!).
What a crazy world we live in!!!!
Barred from our own bedroom, we settle down on the couch and turn on the Great Christmas Channel, with its seasonal fare of Hallmark-style Christmassy romance films. Awwwww!!!!
The heroine of the film is a young American toy-designer, Olive, who goes back to Hungary to see her old Hungarian granny [Hungarian: "nagy-mama", or "nagy" for short], which is nice!!! Needless to say she meets a nice young Hungarian guy there at the town's famous Christmas market, and after some ups and downs she decides to "hitch her wagon to him", and transfer her toy-making business to Pecs, and the rest is pure schmalz haha!
flashback to the 1990's: (left) me in Pecs with our friend Istvan and his son Marty,
and (right) Lois with Istvan at the local sculpture park looking at the "naughty" sculptures
- awwwwww (again) !!!!!!
flashback to last week: we watch presenter Sandi Toksvig
unable to hid her emotions at the unearthing of a young woman's skeleton
near Bournemouth, England, and the skull which had lain in the ground for 2000 years
Lois and I sympathise. After all, these skeletons were real people, and, especially if they sadly died young, like this young woman, it's touching to see how they were buried, with extraordinary care, by the people who loved them, people who must have shed many a tear over their untimely passing, and maybe never really got over the experience.
[Oh just go to bed! - Ed]
22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzz!!!!!!























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