Sunday, 16 September 2018

Saturday, September 15 2018


09:15 Lois and I drive over to the local Sainsbury's supermarket to do the food shopping.

Sylvia, Lois' cousin from Melbourne, and Sylvia's new partner, Rod, will be arriving on Monday night to stay with us for a week, so their visit is our main focus for the time being. I buy 5 bottles of wine (2 red, 2 white and 1 rosé) and 12 cans and 6 bottles of beer, to start with, even though we do not have the slightest idea whether they are heavy drinkers or teetotallers or something in between (which frankly is the most probable). But the jury is still out on that one.

We have received only one message from the couple since they arrived in England 2 weeks ago: they asked us to pick them up at the train station on Monday at 5:51pm. But we have kept an eye on their doings thanks to Facebook:  Sylvia is a massive fan of Facebook, and usually puts up to 20 posts a day on her Facebook page, mostly video clips of cute animals, or " pithy sayings" she has "liked" online - my god, what a crazy world we live in !!!!

The couple stayed for a few days with Sylvia's Aunt June in Redditch, and they are now near Pwllheli in North Wales, staying with Sylvia's uncle Paul. Judging from today's pictures, they have been visiting a local coastguard station, and also Aberdaron, a charming village with an old church.



Sylvia and Rod with 2 Coastguard personnel
at the local Porthdinllaen Coastguard Station, overlooking the Irish Sea 
in the direction of Dublin and the Republic of Ireland

Rod and Sylvia in front of an old church in Aberdaron village



 (left to right) Uncle Paul's wife, Uncle Paul and Rod
at an old cafe (Y Gegyn Fawr) in the charming village of Aberdaron

12:00 We have lunch. Lois feels much more relaxed now that she feels we have done the most pressing preparations for Sylvia and Rod's visit - she is in a super-confident mood today and dominates our conversation, which is nice - I like it when she takes control! And she gives me permission to take my usual gigantic afternoon nap while she listens to a bit of radio: an interesting drama all about the friendship between two poets, Edward Thomas and Robert Frost, during World War One.


a typical Edward Thomas poem

14:45 I get up and go out into the backyard. I fill 2 more big black bags with branches I have cut off the huge high hedges between our garden and Bill's garden. Afterwards, I do a little weeding on the vegetable patch behind the greenhouse, which has become a real jungle. I hardly stop to take breath, and work harder than I have done for many years - yikes!

15:45 I come back into the house and look at my smartphone. Steve, my American brother in law has sent me the link to an interesting web article.

Scientists now think that Britain is made up of parts from 3 different prehistoric land masses, not two, as had previously been thought:  in the past it was believed that the country was the combination of  pieces of only 2 prehistoric continents - Laurentia (now North America) and Avalonia (now the northern European continent).

The latest research suggests that there was also a third component, represented by the counties of Cornwall and South Devon, which are now thought to be once part of Armorica (now the southern European continent). The geological conditions in these two counties resemble France more than they do  the rest of England apparently, and that's why people in the area were able to mine tin and tungsten, for example, starting way back in prehistoric times.

And it was Cornwall's rich sources of tin that tempted the Roman Empire to conquer England: a development that changed our history forever, needless to say. Without the metal tin as a prize, the Romans would not have bothered to cross the English Channel - I have no doubts about that.

Cornwall and Devon's rich sources of tin tempted the Roman Empire 
to conquer England, which changed our history forever.

Lois and I plan to go to Devon on holiday in a couple of weeks' time, and we may decide to collect some rocks from both sides of the “border” so that Steve can check the researchers' theories. He hasn’t specifically asked us to – we are just reading between the lines of his email. But we will need to take an extra big, strong suitcase along when we visit the area - that's for sure !!!

16:00 Lois' radio drama is over and she swings by our neighbours Bill and Mary, to talk to Mary and Bill's sister-in-law, Pauline, who is currently visiting them. Mary was discharged from the hospital a few days ago after she tripped over the steps by their front door and injured herself. The incident did not help Mary's mild dementia, I have to say. Poor Mary.

I have a little bit of alone time and settle down in my favourite armchair to watch this week's wrestling on television.


An enjoyable program, as always, with lots of dramatic events, needless to say. The program showcases a semi-final between two 6 ft tall women.

There is also a team match between 2 real life couples. But watching the two couples in the ring, I start to wonder if it is not perhaps a big mistake to hook up with, or marry, a partner from the same profession? I imagine the subjects of conversation at their lunch table would be a little predictable, to put it mildly: just throws and holds, and then just more of the same in the evening – oh dear!


a semi final between two massive 6 ft tall women: I'd rather not
meet either of them up some dark alley, or even a well-lit one  - that's for sure! Yikes !!!





the couples match: the two women unfortunately get tangled up in the ropes
and have to be extricated by stewards: it’s a dangerous sport all right!
 - my god, what madness, just their luck!

The show's climax is, as usual, the match between the two masked wrestlers, Crater and Robbie X, the winner being whoever rips off his opponent's mask first. Basically  it's Crater’s mask that gets torn off, but we see his ugly face only for a few seconds before he snatches the mask back: nevertheless the two seconds are enough to show that he is much less ugly with the mask on, no doubt about that. Yikes (again)!



The programme's climax: Robbie X rips Crater's Mask
off, to reveal ... a typical wrestler’s ugly face: no surprise there!

17:00 I'm feeling completely drained after my afternoon in the vegetable garden and I go to bed to rest a little. Lois comes back from the neighbours’ house and hops into bed with me. We exchange notes - she tells me about the radio drama with the two poets, and I bring her up to date with the results of the latest wrestling. She is very sorry that she missed seeing Crater's mask being torn off - but I told her it was not a pretty sight and she seems satisfied with my overview.

We read about 10 pages of our respective bedtime books and get up. We have dinner at 7pm, a little later than normal.

19:30 We spend the rest of the evening watching television. We are both feeling a little drained and we decide to see something not very demanding. A documentary is on, all about the Loch Ness monster.


A bit of a waste of time when everyone knows that the original photo was a scam, but it kills an hour or so. Another example of a myth that people want so much to believe is true, that they  immediately start seeing things that are not there. My god, what madness!

21:00 We see 3 episodes of "Upstart Crow", a sitcom all about Will Shakespeare and his circle of friends. The sitcom's writer, Ben Elton, specialises in historical comedies, such as the Blackadder saga.


The program is quite amusing, with dialogue in mock Elizabethan English, a mock Shakespearean plot, and a lot of historical and cultural references only suitable for educated people, which is a bit of a refreshing change ha ha ha.

Will is writing Midsummer Night’s Dream, but Kate questions whether somebody who has taken one of Puck’s potions can really be said to be in a position to consent to sex.






This programme is never afraid to tackle controversial and topical subjects, that’s for sure! Good on you, Ben!

22:00 What a day! We go to bed - zzzzzzz !!!!!

Danish translation

09:15 Lois og jeg kører over til det lokale Sainsburys supermarkedet for at købe ind. Sylvia, Lois’ kusine fra Melbourne, og Sylvias nye partner, Rod, kommer på mandag aften for at bo hos os i en uge, så deres besøg er vores hovedsagelige fokus for tiden. Jeg køber 5 flasker vin (2 røde, 2 hvide, og 1 rosé) og 12 dåser og 6 flasker øl, for at begynde med, selvom vi ikke har den fjerneste anelse om, om de er stordrikkere eller afholdsmennesker eller noget indimellem (det mest sandsynligt ærligt talt ha ha!). Men juryen er stadig ude om det.

Vi har fået kun 1 besked fra parret, siden de for 2 uger siden ankom til England: de bad os om at hente dem ved banegården på mandag kl 17:51. Men vi har holdt os ajour med deres gøren og laden tækket være Facebook:  Sylvia er en massiv fan af Facebook, og plejer at lægge op til 20 posts om dag op på sin Facebook-side, for det meste videoklip af søde dyre, eller ”bevingende ord” hun har ”liket” på nettet – du godeste, sikke en skør verden vi lever i !!!!

Parret boede i et par dage hos Sylvia’s tante June i Redditch, og de er nu i nærheden af Pwllheli i Nord-Wales, og bor hos Sylvias onkel Paul. Ud at dømme fra dagens billeder, har de været på besøg til en lokal kystvagtstation, også Aberdaron, en charmerende landsby med en gamle kirke.



Sylvia og Rod sammen med 2 kystvagtpersonale
på den lokale Porthdinllaen kystvagtstation,
der har udsigt over Irske Hav i retning af Dublin og Republikken Irland

Rod og Sylvia foran en gamle kirke i landsbyen Aberdaron



 (fra venstre til højre) onkel Pauls kone, onkel Paul og Rod
på en gammel café (Y Gegyn Fawr) i den charmerende landsby Aberdaron

12:00 Vi spiser frokost. Lois føler sig meget mere afslappet, nu hvor hun føler vi har klaret de mest pressende forberedelser på Sylvia og Rods besøg – hun er i super-tillidsfuld humør i dag og dominerer vores samtale, hvilket er rart – jeg kan lide det, når hun tager styringen! Og hun giver mig tilladelse af tage min sædvanlige gigantiske eftermiddagslur, mens hun lytter lidt til radio: en interessant radiodrama, der handler om venskabet mellem de 2 digter, Edward Thomas og Robert Frost under den 1. verdenskrig.



et typisk Thomas-digt

14:45 Jeg står op og går ud i baghaven. Jeg fylder endnu 2 flere sorte sække med grene, jeg har klippet af de enorme høje hække mellem vores have og Bills have. Bagefter går jeg i gang med at luge jordstykket bagved drivehuset, der er blevet til en sand jungle. Jeg stopper næsten ikke for at trække vejret, og arbejder hårdere, end jeg har gjort i mange år – yikes!

15:45 Jeg kommer tilbage ind i huset og kigger på min smartphone. Steve, min amerikanske svigerbror har sendt mig linken til en interessant webartiklen. Det viser sig, at forskere nu tror, at Storbritannien består af dele fra 3 forskellige forhistoriske landmasser, ikke 2: før i tiden troede de at landet var kombinationen af kun 2 forhistoriske kontinenter - Laurentia (nu Nord-Amerika), og Avalonia (nu det nordlige europæiske kontinent).

Nu mistænker de, at der var en tredje komponent, der findes i grevskaber Cornwall og Syd-Devon:  Armorica (nu det sydlige europæiske kontinent). De geologiske vilkårer i disse 2 grevskaber ligner mere Frankrig, end resten af England, lader det til, og derfor kunne folk i området udvinde tin og volfram for eksempel, startende fra forhistoriske tider.
Og det var Cornwalls rige kilder på tin, der fristede Romerriget til at erobre England: en udvikling, der forandrede vores historie for evigt, unødvendigt at sige. Uden tinne, ville de ikke have gidet at krydse den Engelske Kanal – det har jeg ikke nogen tvivl om !

Grevskaberne Cornwall og Devons rige kilder på tin
fristede Romerriget til at erobre England, hvilket forandrede vores historie for evigt.

Lois og jeg planlægger at tage til Devon på ferie om et par ugers tid, og Steve har bedt os om, at samle nogle sten fra begge sider af ”grænsen”, så han kan tjekker forskernes teorier – vi skal medtage en ekstra kuffert, når vi besøger området – det ved jeg med sikkerhed!!!

16:00 Lois’ radiodrama er slut og hun smutter ind hos vores naboer Bill og Mary, for at snakke lidt med Mary og Bills svigersøster Pauline, der for tiden er på besøg hos dem. Mary blev skrevet ud fra hospitalet for et par dage siden efter hun snublede over trappetrinet  foran hoveddøren og blev skadet. Hændelsen hjalp ikke Marys milde demens også, det må jeg nok sige. Stakkels Mary.

Jeg har lidt alenetid og sætter mig til rette i min bedste lænestol for at se denne uges brydekampe i tv.


En nydelig program, som altid, med masser af dramatisk hændelser, unødvendigt at sige. Programmet fremviser en halvfinale mellem 2 6 fods høj kvinder; også en holdkamp mellem 2 virkelig liv kærestepar – men er det ikke en stor fejl at finde sammen med, eller gifte sig med, en partner af samme profession? Jeg forestiller mig, samtalen ved spisebordet ville blive lidt forudsigelig, det har jeg ikke nogen tvivl om !


halvfinalen mellem 2 6 fods høj kvinder: dem ville jeg hellere
ikke møde på en eller anden mørk gyde – ingen tvivl om det! Yikes!!!





kærestparenes kamp: de to kvinder bliver desværre indviklet i rebene
- du godeste, sikke et vanvid, bare deres held!

Showets klimaks er, som sædvanligt, brydekampen mellem de to maskede brydere, Crater og Robbie X. Vinderen skal være den, der når at rive sin modstanders mask af. Kort sagt, det er Craters mask, som bliver revet af. Vi ser hans grimme ansigt imidlertid for kun et par sekunder, før han snupper den tilbage: men de to sekunder er nok til at vise, at han er meget mindre grim med masken på, ingen tvivl om det. Yikes (igen) !



programmets klimaks: Robbie X river Craters mask
for at røbe.... endnu et grimt ansigt: ingen overraskelse der ha ha

17:00 Jeg er slået ud efter min eftermiddag i grøntsagshaven og jeg går i seng for at hvile lidt. Lois kommer tilbage fra naboerne og hopper op i sengen til mig. Vi udveksler noter - hun fortæller mig om radiodramaet, der handlede om de to digter, og jeg fører hende ajour med resulater af de seneste brydekampe – jeg forsøger ikke engang at demonstrere kastene og grebene ha ha! Hun er meget ked af, at hun gik glip af at se Craters mask revet af – men jeg fortalte hende, det ikke var en smuk syn, og hun virker tilfredssstillet af min oversigt.

Vi læser ca 10 sider af vores henholdsvisse sengetidbøger og står op. Vi spiser aftensmad kl 19, lidt senere, end normalt.

19:30 Vi bruger resten af aftenen på at se lidt fjernsyn. Vi er begge to lidt udslæede, og vi beslutter at se noget ikke særligt krævende. De viser en dokumentarfilm, der handler om Loch Ness-uhyret.


Lidt af et spild af tid, når alle ved, at det oprindelige foto var et svindelnummer, men det slår en time ihjel. Endnu et eksempel på en myte, som folk er ivrige efter at tro er sand, så folk begynde at se ting, der ikke er der. Du godeste, sikke et vanvid!

21:00 Vi ser 3 afsnit af ”Upstart Crow”, en sitcom, der handler om Will Shakespeare og hans omgangskreds. Sitcommens forfatter, Ben Elton, specialiserer sig om historisk komedier, for eksempel Blackadder-sagaen.


Programmet er ganske morsomt, med dialog på parodisk elisabetansk engelsk, et parodisk shakespearesk plot, og en masse historiske og kulturelle henvisninger kun egnede til uddannede mennesker, hvilket er en forfriskende forandring ha ha ha.






22:00 Sikke en dag! Vi går i seng – zzzzzzz!!!!!


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