Tuesday, 21 January 2020

Monday January 20 2020


A weird day - both Lois and I are lacking in energy, and we wonder if we are sickening for something. And my joints are aching,  dammit!

I spend the morning reading one more chapter (Chapter 73) of Njal's saga, the Old Norse saga, written down in Iceland in the 14th century, though the saga itself and the events in it are much older. Scilla's U3A Old Norse group is holding its next meeting here on Wednesday.

At this point in the saga, half of medieval Iceland's population are trying to kill Gunnar, one of the main characters - which Lois and I find a little difficult to understand: he seems to be a nice chap from our point of view.

Njal's saga - written in Old Norse in the 14th century

Yes, half the population is after Gunnar - how long can he survive? So far, he seems to have a charmed life.

In these chapters, three of Gunnar's most deadly enemies (Mord and "the two Thorgeirs”, two men with the same name) come up with a new plan. They’re going to start by trying to annoy Gunnar, preparatory to staging a massive fight with him (and then kill him haha).

The plan is as follows: one of “the two Thorgeirs" has to annoy Gunnar by seducing one of his relatives - they choose the lovely Ormhilda, apparently because she is “just a girl who caint say no" (copyright Rodgers and Hammerstein haha).

Ormhilda, a girl who “caint say no”

Thorgeir has no problem seducing Ormhilda  and he deliberately continues the  affair for several months, for maximum irritation value.

Gunnar starts getting annoyed as he gets news of Thorgeir and Ormhilda's relationship, and his anger increases in the summer when Ormhilda begins to stroll around in the town in her summer dresses and wander around the house in next to nothing. The couple’s sex life becomes even more active. Gunnar is about to have a fit - he has a short fuse, that’s something all students of Njal’s saga know !!!!

This bit of the story will not end well - I have no doubts about that!

Yikes !!!!!


Fortunately, Gunnar recently acquired a particularly aggressive dog named Sam, whom Gunnar's friend Olaf got from the Irish king, Moorkyartan. Let's just hope that Irish attack-dog Sam can save Gunnar from all his nasty enemies, just like Lassie in many later Hollywood films haha, the kind of movie I and my siblings used to watch back in the 1950’s and 1960’s on television.


"Challenge to Sam" (MGM, 1949)

12:30 Lunch and afterwards I go to bed and take a gigantic afternoon nap. Meanwhile, Lois goes for a walk on the local football field. I get up at 4 pm and we relax with a cup of tea on the couch.

16:30 I sit down with the computer and read 2 more pages of Anna Grue's novel, "The Further You Fall", which is our U3A Danish group's current project.

Anna Grue's crime novel, which is our U3A Danish group
current project.

Anna Grue, author of the novel

Two women have been murdered: Lilliana, an Estonian cleaning woman, and Sally, Lilliana's Nigerian roomie. Flemming Torp, a local police detective, is in charge of the investigation and he currently has only one clue - he has heard that a local homeless weirdo-about-town, Brune Laurits, saw the killer stuffing one of the victims, Sally, into his car's trunk and drive off. Unfortunately, Brune was in the way when the killer sped out of town, and he ran Brune over in the process - Brune is now in the hospital.

Poor Burne !!!!

Police Detective Flemming Torp (Andre Barbikian)

Flemming now has to interrogate Brune in his hospital bed, but the hospital has apparently hired a tough nurse whose responsibility seems to be to keep all visitors away, whether they are concerned relatives or policemen on homicide investigations.

The principle is the same with doctors’ receptionists, I have noticed. Their responsibility is to prevent potential patients from wasting doctors' time by asking for advice or medicines. My god, what a crazy world we live in !!!!

a typical doctor’s receptionist

Fortunately, Flemming is ready to use his judo moves on the nurse if needed, and he manages to get past her and run to the room where Bruene is lying in bed.

Good grief, what madness !!!!

18:00 Dinner, and after that we want to spend the rest of the evening watching some television, so we settle down in the living room. Our favourite TV quizzes, "Only Connect" and "University Challenge" are on. Usually I do better with "Only Connect", which tests lateral thinking, while Lois performs better in "University Challenge" because the range of her general knowledge is astonishing, to put it mildly.


Tonight during Only Connect, however, I show more my ability to doze laterally (also horizontally) than to think that way, which is a bit of a shame. And I miss the first 20 minutes of the programme - Lois tries to wake me by shaking my shoulders violently and smacking my face hard but without success. Damn!

20:30 We stay sitting for the latest edition of University Challenge. As usual, Lois and I try to compete with the fresh young brains of the quiz's participants, and we come up with correct answers to many of the questions. Unfortunately we have only one answer that the students don't come up with as well, which is a bit of a shame - Lois and I score with our knowledge of Henry James' novels, as it turns out. But it is usually our ambition to "beat the students" at least 3 times during the programme. Damn! Poor performance by us!

One of the two teams, Corpus Christi Cambridge, is fantastic tonight, and super relaxed and also very very self-confident - they treat the quiz like they’re having a huge party and enjoy themselves immensely. They are so relaxed, in fact, that the programme's host Jeremy "Paxo" Paxman starts to get a little annoyed, Lois and I suspect.

"Paxo" prefers it if the participants are a little afraid of him, and a little nervous of him, we think.










What madness !!!!

"Paxo" commiserates with the losing team, Magdalen College, Oxford,
out of shot here


22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzz !!!!

Danish translation: mandag den 20. januar 2020

En underlig  dag – bade Lois og jeg mangler energi, og vi spekulerer på, om vi er ved at blive syg af ét eller andet. Og jeg har ondt i ledene – pokkers!

Jeg bruger formiddag på at læse endnu ét kapitel (kapitel 73) af Njals Saga, den oldnordiske saga, skrevet i Island i det 14. århundrede, selvom selve sagaen og begivenhederne derinde er meget meget ældre.  

På dette tidspunkt er halvdelen af det middelalderlige Islands befolking i gang med at forsøget at dræbe Gunnar, én af sagaens hovedfigurer – det finder Lois og jeg lidt svært at forstå: han synes at være sikke en sød mand set ud fra vores synspunkt: du godeste, sikke en skør verden vi lever i !!!!

Njals saga – skrevet i oldnordisk i det 14. århundrede

Ja, halvdelen af befolkingen er ude efter Gunnar – hvor længe kan han overleve? Hidtil synes han at have et charmeret liv.

I disse kapitler kommer tre af Gunnars mest dødelige fjender (Mord og ”de to ”Thorgeir-er”, to mænd med samme navn) på en ny plan. Først har de lyst til at irritere Gunnar, i forberedelse på at starte et massiv slågsmål med ham.

Planen er som følger: en af de to ”Thorgeir” skal forføre én af Gunnars slægtninge – de vælger dejlige Ormhilda, formodentlig fordi hun bare er ”en pige, der ikke kan sige nej”.

Ormhilda, en pige, der ikke kan sige nej

I hvert fald, skrider den fremad med forførelsen og Thorgeir løber ikke i nogle problemer med at fortsætte affæren gennem flere måneder: Gunnar bliver straks irriteret, da han få nys om Thorgeir og Ormhildas forhold, og hans vrede øger videre om sommeren, når Ormhilda begynder at spankulere rundt i sine sommerkjoler og daske rundt i huset i næsten ingenting, og parrets sexliv bliver endnu mere aktiv. Gunnar kommer snart til at få et føl på tværs – han har en kort lunte, som alle ved!!!!

Dette vil ikke ende godt - det har jeg ikke nogen tvivl om! Yikes!!!!!


Heldigvis har Gunnar for nylig skaffet en særlig aggressiv hund ved navn Sam, som Gunnars ven Olaf fik af den irske kong, Moorkyartan. Lad os bare håbe på, at irske Sam kan redde Gunnar fra alle hans ubehagelige fjender, ligesom Lassie i mange senere Hollywood film haha, den slags film jeg og min søskende plejede at se tilbage i 1950’erne og 1960’erne i fjernsyn.




"Challenge to Sam" (MGM, 1949)


12:30 Frokost og bagefter går jeg i seng for at tage en gigantisk eftermiddagslur. I mellemtiden går Lois en tur på den lokale fodboldbane. Jeg står op kl 16 og vi slapper af med en kop te i sofaen.

16:30 Jeg sætter mig med computeren og læser endnu 2 sider af Anna Grues krimiroman, ”Dybt at falde”, som er vores U3A danske gruppes nuværende projekt.
endnu 2 sider af Anna Grues danske krimiroman, ”Dybt at falde”, som er vores U3A danske gruppes nuværende projekt.

Anna Grues krimiroman, der er vores U3A danske gruppes
nuværende projekt.

Anna Grue, romanens forfatter

To kvinder er blevet myrdet: Lilliana, en estisk rengøringskvinde, og Sally, Lillianas nigerianske roomie. Flemming Torp, en lokale politidetektiv, står for efterforskningen, og han har i øjeblikket kun et spor – han har hørt, at en lokal hjemløs original, Brune Laurits, så morderen proppe Sally ind i sin bils bagagerum og køre væk. Desværre var Brune i vejen, da morderen susede væk, kørte han Brune ned i processen, og han ligger nu på hospitalet.

Stakkels Brune!!!!

politidetektiven Flemming Torp (Andre Barbikian)

Flemming skal nu afhøre Brune i sin hospitalseng, men hospitalet har åbenbart ansat en skrap sygeplejerske, hvis ansvar synes at være at holde alle besøgere væk, uanset de er bekymrede slægtninge eller politimænd på mordefterforskninger.

Princippet er det samme med lægehuses receptionister, har jeg bemærket. Deres ansvar er at forhindre potentielle patienter i at spilde lægernes tid ved at bede om råd eller lægemidler. Du godeste, sikke en skør verden vi lever i !!!!

en typisk receptionist i et lægehus

Heldigvis er Flemming klar til at bruge sine judo-bevægelserne på sygeplejersken hvis nødvendigt, og han formår at klemme sig udenom hende og løbe hen til stuen, hvor Bruene ligger inde i sengen.

Du godeste, sikke et vanvid!!!!

18:00 Aftensmad, og derefter bruger vi resten af aftenen på at se lidt fjernsyn, og vi sætter os til rette i stuen. De viser vores yndlings-tv-quizzer, ”Only Connect” og ”University Challenge”. For det meste begår jeg mig bedre med ”Only Connect”, som tester lateral tænkning, mens Lois begår sig bedre i ”University Challenge”, fordi viften af hendes generelle viden er forbløffende, for at sige mildt.


I aften under Only Connect viser jeg imidlertid snarere min evne til at døse lateralt også horisontalt hen, hvilket er lidt af en skam. Og jeg går glip af programmets først 20 minutter – Lois prøver at vække mig ved at ryste mind skuldre voldsomt og smækker mit ansigt hård, men uden held. Pokkers!

20:30 Vi fortsætter med at se lidt fjernsyn, det seneste afsnit af University Challenge. Som sædvanligt prøver Lois og jeg at dyste med de friske unge hjerner af quizzens deltagere, og vi kommer med korrekte svar på mange af spørgsmålende, men desværre kun ét svar, som de studerende ikke kommer med også, hvilket er lidt af en skam. Lois og jeg scorer med vores viden om Henry James’ romaner. Men det er normalt vores ambition at ”sætte de studerende til vægs” i det mindste 3 gange i løbet af programmet. Pokkers!

Én af de to hold, Corpus Christi Cambridge, er så fantastiske i aften, og meget meget selvsikre – de behandler quizzen som en kæmpe fest og de hygger sig enormt. De er så afslappede faktisk, at programmets vært Jeremy ”Paxo” Paxman begynder at blive lidt irriteret, mistænker Lois og jeg. ”Paxo” kan hellere lide det, hvis deltagerne er lidt bange for ham, og lidt nervøse, synes vi. Du godeste, sikke et vanvid!!!!










Sikke et vanvid!!!!

"Paxo" udtrykker sin medfølelse med det tabende hold,
Magdalen College, Oxford (ud af synet)

22:00 Vi går i seng – zzzzzzz!!!!


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