Friday, 11 January 2019

Thursday, January 10 2019


08:00 Lois and I take a shower and afterwards I start preparing the living room, because Mark, our local IT expert is coming this morning at 9:30 am to install our new used television. Our old 20 inch TV has become a bit unreliable recently, and our son-in-law Ed gave us his grandmother's old 32 inch TV a few weeks ago.

09:30 Mark calls at the door and he starts installing the new television. It will be good to have a slightly larger screen. Lois and I suspect that programme makers nowadays assume that viewers have larger screens and therefore in TV dramas etc they show us e.g. tiny smartphone screens with texts that they imagine are big enough for viewers to read.

It is not at all the case that Lois and I are just ageing and our eyesight is deteriorating - I can declare that categorically ha ha!

our little (20 ”) old television in happier times: just after Christmas

Mark also tells us that it was actually 50 " televisions that turned out to be the most popular purchases during the Christmas period just gone. My goodness, what a crazy world we live in !!!!

10:30 We pay Mark (£ 50) and he leaves. We relax with a cup of coffee.

We get a bit of a surprise when Lily and Jessie, our 5-year-old twin grandchildren in Perth, Australia suddenly call us on whatsapp. I ask them where their parents, Sarah and Francis, are, and Lily replies that both Sarah and Francis are upstairs on the 2nd floor at the moment.

The twins have apparently learned how to call us on whatsapp - they probably recognised my picture on Sarah's smartphone screen – good god, what a crazy world we live in !!! But it is very charming to be able to talk to them out of the blue, we have to say - we miss them a lot. We were very close to them before the family moved to Australia in December 2015. Sob sob!

Lily (leftmost) and Jessie (rightmost), our 5-year-old twin grandchildren 
in Perth, Australia, seen here on the beach at Christmas 2018

They are growing up fast - no doubt about it. After the call, the twins apparently tell Sarah that they have just spoken to "granny and poppa" and she texts me just to confirm their story -  that’s nice! And it is fortunate that whatsapp calls are free, to put it mildly.


But this call has made mine and Lois's day, no doubt about that.

11:00 We go into the village to post some letters in the mailbox. We pop into the local convenience store (the former Bakery Stores) to buy a few things. We chat a little with the check-out woman. She says that the pub across the street (Kings Arms) is now closed and you can now park for free in the pub's parking lot, which is a bit of compensation, but we would rather have the pub restaurant itself, we have to say.


12:00 We have  lunch and Lois starts doing ironing. In the meantime, I go to bed and take a gigantic afternoon nap. I wake up after a few hours but stay in bed. I listen a little to the radio, an interesting programme all about the concept of papal infallibility. The host of the program is the charming Melvyn Bragg.


Interestingly, the papal infallibility doctrine arose in the Catholic Church after popes (especially Pope Nicholas III) gave the newly-established Franciscan Order of monks a privileged status in the 13th-century Church.

But later, the Franciscans became a little worried that future popes could do away with their order’s privileged status, so that they promoted the idea of ​​papal infallibility. With this doctrine in place  they believed it would be impossible for future popes or so-called future "pseudo-popes" to change Nicholas III's rules - the Franciscans could always argue that Nicholas III was infallible, so his rules were also infallible. My god, what madness !!!!

Pope Nicholas 3.

a typical Franciscan, played by BBC DJ Noel Edmonds

But in 1517 Martin Luther appeared, which proved to be a bit of a turning point in Christian history, to put it mildly. Luther looked at the 3 traditional sources of authority in the church: the Pope, the Vatican Councils, and the Bible.

Martin Luther (1483-1546)

Luther said the Councils were not flawless - their moral authority had been compromised by their recent decision to condemn the great reforming theologian Jan Hus to death at the stake.

He also said that the moral authority of the popes had been compromised because they had allowed the rich to buy papal “indulgences”, thereby shortening their time in purgatory and getting a fast-track ticket to heaven. (And the church itself made a fortune out of the whole indulgences scam by the way, but I’m going to let that one slide).

So it was Luther's conclusion that only the Bible survived as a reliable source of authority, and he thought up his famous expression, "Sola Scriptura" – “Only Scripture”.

When the whole of  Northern Europe - Scandinavia, Germany, England, etc. - adopted Luther's ideas in their national churches, Europe's Catholics felt even more on the defensive so they became even more strident in proclaiming that the Pope and his decisions were infallible. And the rest is history.

My goodness, what a crazy world we live in !!!!!

3:30 pm I get up and jump up on my fitness bike. I cycle my usual 6 miles and afterwards I do a little light weight training. I hurry downstairs, and Lois and I relax with a cup of tea on the couch.

I remind Lois about the pheasant that our neighbour Bob shot the other day, and she reluctantly starts to cut the bird down its front and take the breasts out. She puts the rest in a food-waste bag to save work. Poor pheasant !!!! But most of all poor Lois !!!

The pheasant’s breast that Lois succeeds in cutting out of the dead bird
- all that remains of that beautiful bird. SOB SOB !!!!
(to the right, our "shrine" dedicated to Minx, our 18 and a half-year-old cat,
who died in December – SOB SOB (again) !!!!!)

16:30 Rose, Lois' former work colleague, calls us. She wants us to pop into the local pharmacy and get her pills. We are happy to help her, but it is a bit of a shame that she did not tell the pharmacist on the phone that she was too immobile to pick them up herself, because the pharmacists would have had them delivered, we are sure, but I’m going to let that one slide. Poor Rose - but Lois and I could be in her shoes sooner or later - yikes, scary!

We swing by the pharmacy and pick up Rose’s pills. We pop in at Rose’s, deliver the pills and drive home – “what next?”, we ask ourselves. Good grief!

Rose tells us that a new doctor’s surgery could be built in the neighbourhood, which would be a good development given that the current local surgery is closing tomorrow - the doctors have decided to move into a brand new surgery 5 miles away this weekend.

one surgery closes ...


.... and a new one could open, but no earlier than 2021
and probably later, even if it does happen for real ...
but hopefully before Lois and I pass away ha ha !!

18:00 We have  dinner and spend the rest of the evening watching a bit of television. An old episode of Top of the Pops is on, from New Year's Day 1987. The programme's host is the charming Gary Davies.


It is always a little touching in my opinion to see people on past New Year's Eves or New Year's Days, so full of hope for the coming year, in this case 1987.


We see the program on our massive brand new (used) 32” TV, which is nice. Unfortunately, Lois notices that 1987's pop stars look a little short and fat in this old programme with its narrower images. Damn! I have to figure out how to adjust the dimensions - damn (again) !!!!

we see the programme on our brand new (used) 32 ”TV.
unfortunately, 1987’s pop stars look a little short and fat - damn!
I have to figure out how to adjust the picture dimensions - damn (again) !!!

flashback to 1987 and me (aged 41) -
Christmas lunch with my work colleagues: I'm number 2 from the left

flashback to January 1987: our daughter Sarah (9), my mother (67),
and Gloria, our 12 year old cat


January 1987: Alison (11) and Sarah (9) make snowmen in our backyard
on the grass and on our famous picnic table,
purchased in Hechingers in Maryland in 1985

Happy times !!!!!

20:00 We continue to watch a bit of television. An interesting documentary (part 1 of 3) is on, all about Britain's obesity crisis. The programme host is the charming Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall.



The British are now Europe's fattest people - and our 11-year-olds are now fatter than their American counterparts, it seems. Hugh, who originally became famous as a TV chef, has now reinvented himself as a campaign leader for clearer labels on food, healthier food in schools, etc. The whole thing reminds us of the other TV chef, Jamie Oliver, who has been leading his own campaign for healthier food in schools.

The television chef world has become a bit crowded these days and there may be a little less competition in the world of healthy food campaigners. I don't like some of Hugh's ideas, which to some extent incline towards one big nanny-state nightmare, but I approve of his campaigns for clearer food labels. There is nothing more annoying than having to stand in an aisle in a supermarket trying to read small font labelling and confusing, ambiguous declarations of fat content, sugar content, etc.

Kelloggs have recently announced that they will use the clearest label system, ie the so-called "traffic light system", which is a good news.

What a crazy world we live in !!!!!

"Goodness Knows" cereal bars: they look healthy, because of
the name and the pictures of nuts etc, but they are actually a pure confectionery product,
manufactured by the Mars company. Good grief - what madness !!!!

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzz !!!!!

Danish translation

08:00 Lois og jeg tager et brusebad og bagefter går jeg i gang med at forberede stuen, fordi Mark, vores lokale IT-ekspert kommer i formiddag kl 9:30 for at installere vores nye brugte fjernsyn. Vores gamle 20 inch tv er blevet lidt upålideligt for nylig, og vores svigersøn Ed gav os sin farmors gamle 32 inch fjernsyn for et par uger siden.

09:30 Mark ringer på døren og han går i gang med at installere det nye fjernsyn. Det vil være godt at have en lidt større skærm. Lois og jeg mistænker, at programmagere nu til dags formoder, at seerne har større skærmer og derfor i tv-dramaer osv viser de os fx smartphoneskærmer med beskeder på, som de forestille sig, seerne kan læse. Det er overhoved ikke tilfældet, at Lois og jeg ældes og at vores syn forværres – det kan jeg erklære kategorisk ha ha!

vores lille (20”) gamle tv i lykkeligere tider: lige før jul

Mark fortæller os for øvrigt, at det faktisk var 50” fjernsyner, der viste sig at være de mest populære køb i julen, der lige er gået.  Du godeste, sikke en skør verden vi lever i !!!!

10:30 Vi betaler Mark (50£) og han tager af sted. Vi slapper af med en kop kaffe.

Vi får lidt af en overraskelse, da Lily og Jessie, vores 5-årige tvillingebørnebørn i Perth, Australien pludselig ringer til os på whatsapp. Jeg spørger dem, hvor deres forældre, Sarah og Francis, er, og Lily svarer, at både Sarah og Francis er ovenpå på den 2. sal for tiden.

Tvillingerne har tilsyneladende lært hvordan man ringer til os på whatsapp – de genkendte sandsynligvis mit billede på Sarahs smartphoneskærm – du godeste, sikke en skør verden vi lever i !!!  Men det er meget charmerende at kunne tale med dem ud af det blå, det må vi nok sige – vi savner dem meget. Vi var meget tætte på dem før familien flyttede til Australien i december 2015. Hulk, hulk!


Lily (til venstre) og Jessie (til højre), vores 5-årige tvillingebørnebørn i Perth, Australien, i  juletiden

De vokser hurtigt – ingen tvivl om det. Efter opkaldet fortæller tvillingerne Sarah tilsyneladende, at de lige har snakket med ”mormor og morfar”, og hun sms’er mig for at bekræfte deres historie, hvilket er rart! Og det er heldigt at whatsapp-opkald er gratis, for at sige mildt.


Men dette opkald har gjort vores dag, ingen tvivl om det.

11:00 Vi går vi hen ind i landsbyen for at lægge nogle breve i postkassen. Vi smutter ind i det lokale nærbutik (den tidligere Bakery Stores) for at købe et par ting. Vi snakker lidt med check-out-kvinden. Hun siger at pubben på den anden side af gaden (Kings Arms) er nu lukket, og man kan nu parkere gratis i pubbens parkeringsplads, hvilket er lidt af en compensation, men vi ville hellere have selve pub-restauranten, det må vi nok sige.


12:00 Vi spiser frokost og Lois går i gang med at lave strygning. I mellemtiden går jeg i seng for at tage en gigantisk eftermiddagslur. Jeg vågner op efter et par timer og bliver liggende inde i sengen. Jeg lytter lidt til radio. Et interessant  program, der handler om begrebt om det pavelige ufejlbarhedsdogme. Programmets vært er den charmerende Melvyn Bragg.


Det er interessant at det pavelige ufejlbarhedsdogme opstod i den katolske kirke fordi paven tog en beslutning som Franciskanerordenen godt kunne lide – men de var bange for, at en kommende pave kunne droppe beslutningen. Så opfordrede de paven til at erklære sin egen ufejlbarhed, så alle kommende paver ville måtte holde fast ved den oprindelige beslutning – du godeste, sikke et vanvid!!!

Det er interessant at det pavelige ufejlbarhedsdogme opstod i den katolske kirke efter paver (især Pave Nikolaus 3.) gav den nye Franciskanerordenen en privilegeret status i kirken i det 13. århundrede.

Men senere blev Franciskanerne lidt bekymret over, at kommende paver kunne ødelægge deres privilegede status, så de forfremmede idéen af det pavelige ufejlbarhedsdogme. På denne måde, troede de, ville det blive umuligt for komende paver eller såkaldte ”pseudo-paver” at skifte Nikolaus 3.s regler –  franciskanerne kunne altid argumentere, at Nikolaus 3. var ufejlbar, så hans regler også var ufejlbare. Du godeste, sikke et vanvid!!!!

Pave Nikolaus 3.

en typisk franciskaner, spillet af BBC-dj-en Noel Edmonds

Men i 1517 dukkede Martin Luther op, hvilket viste sig et være lidt af et vendepunkt i kristendoms historie, for at sige mildt. Luther kiggede på de 3 traditionelle kilde på autoritet i kirken:  selve paven, vatikanerkoncilier og biblen.

Martin Luther (1483-1546)

Luther sagde, at koncilierne ikke var fejlfri – deres moralske autoritet var blevet kompromitteret af deres nylige beslutning at dømme som kætter den store reformerende teolog Jan Hus, og brænde ham på bålet.

Han sagde også, at pavernes moralske autoritet var blevet kompromitteret, fordi de havde tilladt de rige at købe pavelige afladsbreve, afkorte deres tid i Skærsilden og skaffe en fast-track billet til himlen. (Og selve kirken scorede en formue af det hele afladsbrev-scam  for øvrigt, men det springer jeg over!).

Så var det Luthers konklusion, at bare biblen overlevede som kilde på autoritet, og han fandt på sit berømte udtryk, ”sola scriptura” – bare den hellige skrift.

Da Nord-Europa – Skandinavien, Tyskland, England osv – adopterede Luthers idéer i deres nationale kirker, følte Europas katoliker sig at være endnu mere i defensiven så de blev endnu mere skingre i at proklamere, at paven og hans beslutninger måtte være ufejlbar. Og resten er historie.

Du godeste, sikke en skør verden vi lever i !!!!!

15:30 Jeg står op og hopper op på min kondicykel. Jeg cykler mine sædvanlige 6 miles og bagefter laver jeg lidt let vægttræning. Jeg skynder mig nedenunder og Lois og jeg slapper af med en kop te i sofaen.

Jeg mindes Lois om fasanen, vores nabo Bob forleden skød, og hun går modvilligt i gang med at skære fuglen ned ad dens front og tage brysterne ud. Hun putter resten i en pose, for at spare arbejde. Stakkels fasan!!!! Men mest af alt stakkels Lois!!!

Det fasanbryst, som det lykkes Lois at tage ud af den døde fugl,
alt der nu resterer af staklen. Hulk, hulk !!!!
(til højre, vores ”helligdom” dedikeret til Minx, vores 18,5-årige kat,
som døde i december – hulk hulk (igen) !!!!!)

16:30 Rose, Lois’ tidligere arbejdskollega, ringer til os. Hun vil have os til at smutte ind i det lokkale apotek og hente sine piller. Vi er glade til at kunne hjælpe hende, men det er lidt af en skam, at hun ikke fortalte apotekeren, at hun var for immobil til selv at hente den, fordi apotekere ville have fået den leveret, men det springer jeg over. Stakkels Rose – Lois og jeg kunne være i hendes sted før eller senere – yikes, skræmmende!

Vi kører forbi apoteket og henter Roses piller. Vi smutter ind hos Rose og leverer pillerne og kører hjem – hvad så, spørger vi os selv. Du godeste!

Rose fortæller os , at der kunne bygges et nyt lægehus i nabolaget, hvilket ville være en god udvikling i lyset af, at det nuværende lokale lægehus lukker i morgen – lægerne har besluttet at flytte ind i et spritnyt lægehus 5 miles herfra i weekenden.


det ene lægehus lukker...


 ....og et nyt kan åbne sig, men tidligst 2021
og sandsynligvis senere, hvis det sker for alvor...
forhåbentlig inden Lois og jeg afgår ved døden ha ha !!

18:00 Vi spiser aftensmad og bruger resten af aftenen på at se lidt fjernsyn. De viser et gamle afsnit af Top of the  Pops fra nytårsdag 1987. Programmets vært er den charmerende Gary Davies.


Det er altid lidt rørende efter min mening at se folk på tidligere nytårsaftener eller nytårsdage, så fulde af håb på det kommende år, i dette tilfælde 1987.


Vi ser programmet på vores massive spritnye (brugte) 32” tv, hvilket er rart. Desværre bemærker Lois at 1987s popstjerner ser lidt korte og tykke ud i dette gamle program med dets smallere billeder. Pokkers!  Jeg må finde ud af, hvordan man kan justere dimensionerne – pokkers (igen) !!!!

vi ser programmet på vores spritnye (brugte) 32” tv.
desværre der 1987s popstjerner lidt korte og tykke ud – pokkers!
Jeg må finde ud af, hvordan man justerer billedets dimensioner – pokkers (igen) !!!

tilbageblik til mig for 31 år tiden –
julefrokost med mine arbejdskollegaer: jeg er nummer 2 fra venstre

tilbageblik til januar 1987: vores datter Sarah (9), min mor (67),
og Gloria, vores 12-årige kat


januar 1987: Alison (11) og Sarah laver snemænd i vores baghave
på græsset og på vores berømte picnicbord,
som vi købte i Hechingers-diy-forretning i Maryland i 1985

Lykkelige tider !!!!!

20:00 Vi fortsætter med at se lidt fjernsyn. De viser en interessant dokumentarfilm (1. del af 3), der handler om Storbritanniens overvægtighedskrise. Programmets vært er den charmerende Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall.



Briterne er nu Europas tykkeste folk – og vores 11-årige er nu tykkere end amerianske 11-årige, lader det til. Hugh, der oprindeligt blev kendt for at være tv-kok, har nu genopfundet sig som kampagneleder for klare etiketter på fødevarer, sundere mad i skoler osv. Det hele er lidt som tilfældet af tv-kokken Jamie Oliver, der blandt andet har ledt sin egen kampagne for sundere mad i skoler.

Tv-kokverden er blevet lidt overfyldt, og der er måske lidt mindre konkurrence i verden af sund mad kampagner.  Jeg kan ikke lide nogle af Hughs idéer, der i vis grad hælder til ét stort nanny-state mareridt, men jeg siger god for hans kampagner for klarere etiketter på fødevarer. Det er ikke noget mere irriterende, end at måtte stå i en midtergang i et supermarked og prøve at læse småfont og forvirrende tvetydige deklarationer om fedtindhold, sukkerindhold osv.

Kellogs har for nylig annonceret, at de omdsider vil bruge det klareste etiketsystem, dvs det såkaldte ”trafiklys-system”, hvilket er en god nyhed.

Sikke en skør verden vi lever i !!!!!

”Goodness Knows” cereal bars: de ser sunde ud, på grund af
navnet, billederne af nødder osv, men er faktisk et rent konfekturprodukt,
fremstillet af Mars-selskabet. Du godeste – sikke et vanvid!!!!

22:00 Vi går i seng – zzzzzzzz!!!!!


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