09:00 Lois and I drive over to the small town of Bishop's
Cleeve, 3 miles north of Cheltenham, because Lois has an appointment at 9:30 am
with the local clinic's physiotherapist to talk about her back and hip
problems.
Bishop's Cleeve Village Clinic, where Lois
has
an appointment with the physiotherapist
I drop her off in front of the clinic and head into the
local supermarket to buy a few things, including candy bags in case we get
visits from little trick-or-treat enthusiasts tomorrow night.
Afterwards, I
pop into the local hardware store to buy two padlocks I can use to lock our
garden gate and shed: there's been a bit of a security craze recently in the
neighbourhood, after our neighbours opposite, John and Miriam, on the other
side of the road, got a visit from a burglar last week.
the local Tesco supermarket where I buy candy
bags
in case we are visited by trick-or-treat
enthusiasts tomorrow night
Cleeve Supplies, the local hardware store,
where I buy two padlocks, in case we are
visited by a burglar - yikes !!!
The current wave of security mania dates back ultimately to
a decision by George W Bush in 2007 to improve security at the White House
(source: Onion News).
WASHINGTON, DC – Citing
a need for increased national security measures President Bush has added 8
inches to the 12-foot fence surrounding his residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
"The president
has always been a strong proponent of domestic security, and this brave
decision says to any potential burglar that if you want to get into his house,
you will have an extra eight inches to contend with," said White House
press secretary Tony Snow at a news conference Monday.
Snow added that the
president will also leave the TV and the lights on every time he and the first
lady go out. "In addition, the president has got another guard-dog, and
from now on, the garage doors will always be closed." While Snow denied
rumours that Bushes was considering moving to a safer neighbourhood nearby, he
did concede that the new "This White House Protected by a Home Security
System" sign on the front lawn is actually just a clever deterrent.
George W Bush - Improved security at the
White House in 2007
It has taken Lois and me a long time, but eventually we
are "on board" with Bush's ideas! And the padlocks were a little
expensive, at £5 apiece, or so, but I consider them a good investment, and I'm
considering emailing Donald Trump so I can recommend to him these padlocks,
including the store where I bought them: they only have 2 of them left, so
Donald must act fast, no doubt about that! I suspect Bush might have forgotten
about the The White House’s garden gate and garden shed.
And Cleeve Supplies can only benefit from getting the
president's interest in their business. I sometimes worry about the future of
the store - I am their only customer most days - yikes !!!
11:00 I pick up Lois after her appointment. While sitting
in the clinic's waiting room, I get a whatsapp call from Sarah, our daughter in
Perth, Australia. She wants to ask Lois for advice on the first pumpkin she has
ever had to prepare. She sends me a photo of it too. I tell her that the
pumpkin is really scary, to put it mildly!
Sarah's pumpkin in their kitchen in Perth,
Australia
I'm just an old crow, so I still find it very bizarre to say the least that I can be sitting in a waiting room in Bishop's Cleeve and talking to my daughter who is on the other side of the world, 9000 miles from here. What madness !!!!
11:30 Lois and I drive home. The physiotherapist has
given Lois a set of exercises that she must do 5 times a day, which is nice.
We relax with a cup of coffee and afterwards I start
clearing up and vacuuming all over the house because Scilla's U3A Old Norse group is holding its regular fortnightly meeting here this afternoon at 2:30 pm.
13:00 We have lunch and afterwards I go to bed and take a
short afternoon nap. I get up at 2pm and prepare for Scilla's group meeting.
For the second time, Lois has decided to join in the
meeting, which is nice. And I put another extra chair at the table because
Scilla has said she has met a Swedish woman living in Cheltenham who is
interested in joining the group.
14; 30 Group members ring at the door, but unfortunately
no Swedish woman shows up - Scilla tells us that the woman has changed her mind
- she apparently bought a copy of Njal's saga in Engish and unfortunately
decided it was too violent. Those crazy Swedes !!!
But I sympathize a little with the woman. Some of the
fights between the farmers in the saga are a bit over the top, to put it mildly.
But the opponents always make peace with each other later, except for when one (or
both) of them are dead, which is nice, I have to say. The whole thing is just a
bit of fun, after all. See this example from Chapter 63, which we will be
reading for Scilla's next group meeting, scheduled for November 13:
Good grief, what a crazy world they lived in in those
times !!!! And extra proof if proof were needed that a farmer's life has always
been tough, no matter what country you come from, no doubt about that !!!!
typical scenes from the annual conference of
the
Icelandic National Farmers' Union Union
(INBU)
16:00 The meeting ends and members leave. Lois and I
relax with a cup of tea and a biscuit on the couch.
18:00 We have dinner. Lois eventually decides not to
attend her sect's weekly Bible class, due to take place tonight in Tewkesbury
library, and in fact, the class is later cancelled anyway, due to traffic
problems around the M5 motorway. The motorway has been closed to traffic all
day, after police found a body on the road shortly after midnight. They've
closed the motorway so they can investigate and look for evidence and clues,
and the like, but the downside is that there has been mega traffic chaos all
over the area. My god, what madness !!!!
20:00 We are exhausted again. We spend the rest of the
evening listening to the radio and watching some television. We hear an
interesting radio show in the series SLICE: Politics and Personality (part 2)
"L" = "Likes". The programme's host is the charming Jolyon
Jenkins.
Cambridge Analytica discovered that it was just as good
to count people’s Facebook ‘likes’ as to try to persuade them to take
conventional psychological questionnaires – it was actually better, quicker and
cheaper too.
And it turns out that Facebook users who like Hello Kitty
score high on openness but low on conscientiousness, agreeableness, and mental
stability. It's lucky that Lois and I both don't like Hello Kitty - I have to
say! Of course we haven’t told anybody about this – until now – yikes! I think
I just gave the game away. Damn!!!!
22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzzz !!!!
Danish
translation: onsdag den 30. oktober 2019
09:00 Lois og
jeg kører over til den lille by Bishops Cleeve, der ligger 3 miles nord for
Cheltenham, fordi Lois har en aftale kl 09:30 hos den lokale kliniks
fysioterapeut, for at tale om sine ryg- og hofteproblemer.
Bishops
Cleeve Village Clinic, hvor Lois har en aftale hos fysioterapeuten
Jeg sætter
hende af foran klinikken og smutter ind i det lokale supermarked for at købe et
par ting, inklusive slikposer for det tilfælde af, at vi får besøg fra små
trick-or-treat entusiaster i morgen aften. Bagefter kigger jeg ind i den lokale
isenkræmmerforretning, for at købe to hængelåse, jeg kan bruge for at låse
vores havelåge og haveskur: der har været lidt af en sikkerhedsmani for nylig i
nabolaget, efter vores genboer, John og Miriam, på den anden side af vejen, fik
besøg af en indbrudstyv sidste uge.
det lokale
Tesco-supermarked, hvor jeg køber nogle slikposer
for det tilfælde,
vi får besøg af trick-or-treat entusiaster i morgen aften
Cleeve Supplies, den
lokale isenkræmmerforretning,
hvor jeg køber to hængelåse,
for det tilfælde vi får besøg af en indbrudstyv – yikes!!!
Den nuværende bølge af sikkerhedsmani
kan dateres af en beslutning af George W Bush i 2007 at forbedre sikkerheden på
det Hvide Hus (kilde: Onion News).
WASHINGTON, DC - Præsident Bush henviste til et
behov for øgede nationale sikkerhedsforanstaltninger da han tilføjede 8 tommer
til det 12-fods hegn, der omgiver hans bopæl ved 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
"Præsidenten har altid været en stærk
fortaler for indenrigssikkerhed, og denne modige beslutning siger til enhver
potentiel indbrudstyv, at hvis du vil komme ind i hans hus, vil du have en
ekstra otte tommer til at kæmpe med," sagde White Husets pressesekretær
Tony Snow på en nyhedsmøde mandag.
Snow tilføjede, at præsidenten også vil forlade
tv'et og lysene tændt hver gang han og den første dame går ud. "Desuden fik
præsidenten en anden vagthund, og fra nu af vil garageportene altid være
lukket." Mens Snow benægtede rygter om, at Bushes overvejede at flytte til
en mere sikker forstad i nærheden, bekræftede han, at det nye "Dette Hvide
Hus beskyttet af et hjemmesikkerhedssystem" tegn på den forreste græsplæne
faktisk bare er et smart afskrækkende middel.
George W Bush –
forbedrede sikkerheden på det Hvide Hus i 2007
Det har taget Lois og mig
en lang tid, men omsider er vi ”ombord” med Bush’ idéer! Og hængelåsene var
lidt dyre, på 5£ pr stykke, eller deromkring, men jeg betragter dem som en god
investering, og jeg overvejer at sende en email til Donald Trump, så jeg kan
anbefaler ham de her hængelåse, også den butik, hvor jeg købte dem: de har kun
2 af dem tilbage, så Donald må agere hurtigt, ingen tvivl om det! Jeg
mistænker, at Bush kunne have glemt om bygningens havelåge og haveskur.
Og Cleeve Supplies kan kun
nyde godt af at få præsidentens interesse for forretningen. Jeg bekymrer mig af
og til om butikkens fremtid – jeg er de fleste dage deres eneste kunde –
yikes!!!
11:00 Jeg afhenter Lois
efter hendes aftale. Mens jeg sidder i klinikkens ventesal, får jeg et whatsapp-opkald
fra Sarah, vores datter i Perth,
Australien. Hun vil bede Lois om råd, hvad angår det første græskar, hun
nogensinde har måttet forberede. Hun sender mig et foto af det også. Jeg
fortæller hende, at græskarret er sandelig skræmmende, for at sige mildt!
Sarahs græskar i
Perth, Australien
Jeg er bare en gammel krage, så finder jeg det stadig meget bizart, for at sige mildt, at jeg kan sidde i et ventesal i Bishops Cleeve og tale med min datter, der er i den anden side af verden, 9000 miles herfra. Sikke et vanvid!!!!
11:30 Vi kører hjem.
Fysioterapeuten har givet Lois et sæt øvelser, som hun skal dyrke 5 gange om
dagen, hvilket er rart.
Vi slapper af med en kop
kaffe og bagefter går jeg i gang med at rydde op og støvsuge overalt i huset,
fordi Scillas U3A oldnordiske gruppe holder sit regelmæssige fjortendagsmøde i
eftermiddag kl 14:30 hos os.
13:00 Vi spiser frokost og
bagefter går jeg i seng for at tage en kort eftermiddagslur. Jeg står op kl 14
og forbereder mig på Scillas gruppemøde.
For den 2. gang har Lois besluttet
at være med til mødet, hvilket er rart. Jeg sætter en ekstra stol ved bordet,
fordi Scilla har sagt, hun har mødt en svensk kvinde, der bor i Cheltenham, som
interesserer sig for at melde sig ind i gruppen.
14;30 Gruppemedlemmer ringer
på døren, men desværre dukker ingen svensk kvinde op – Scilla fortæller os, om
kvinden har ombestemmet sig – hun købte et eksemplar af Njals saga, og
besluttede desværre, det var for voldsom. De der vanvittige svenskere!!!
Men jeg sympatiserer lidt
med kvinden. Nogle af slagsmålene mellem bondemændene i sagaen er lidt over the
top, for at sige mildt. Men de modstandere forsoner sig altid med hinanden
senere, bortset fra hverken den ene eller den anden (eller begge to) er døde,
det må jeg nok sige! Det hele er bare lidt af sjov, på trods alt. Se dette
eksempel fra kapitel 63, som vi skal læse i forberedelse på Scillas næste
gruppemøde, bestemt til den 13. november:
Du godeste, sikke en skør
verden de levede i i de der tider!!!! Og ekstra beviser på, hvis beviser blev
behøvet, at en bondemands liv altid har været hårdt, uanset for hvilke land du
stammer fra, ingen tvivl om det!!!!
typiske scener fra den
årlige konference af den
Islandske Nationale
Bondemænds (INB) fagforening
16:00 Mødet slutter og
medlemmer skal af sted. Lois og jeg slapper af med en kop te og en kiks i
sofaen.
18:00 Vi spiser aftensmad.
Lois beslutter til sidst ikke at deltage i sin sekts ugentlige bibelklasse, der
finder sted i aften i byen Tewkesburys bibliotek, og faktisk bliver klassen i
hvert fald aflyst, på grund af trafikproblemer omkring M5-motorvejen.
Motorvejen er blevet lukket for trafik hele dagen, efter politiet fandt et lig
på vejen kort efter midnat,. De har lukket motorvejen, så de kan foretage en
undersøgelse og lede efter beviser og spor, og den slags, men ulempen er, at
der har været mega trafikkaos hele området over. Du godeste, sikke et vanvid!!!!
20:00 Vi er udmattede igen.
Vi bruger resten af aftenen på at lytte til radio og se lidt fjernsyn. Vi hører
et interessant radioprogram i serien SLICE: Politics and Personality (2. del) ”L”=
”Likes”. Programmets vært er den charmerende Jolyon Jenkins.
Cambridge Analyica
opdagede, at der var bedre, hurtigere, og billigere at tælle folks
Facebook-likes, end at overtale dem til at fylde konventionelle psykologiske
test osv. Og det viser sig også, at Facebook-brugere, som kan lide Hello Kitty
scorer højt på åbenhed, men lavt på samvittighedsfuldhed, behagelighed, og
mental stabilitet. Det er heldigt, at både Lois og jeg ikke kan lide Hello
Kitty – det må jeg nok sige! Selvfølgelig har vi ikke sagt noget om dette –
indtil nu - yikes! Jeg synes, jeg lige
har afsløret det hele – pokkers!!!!
22:00 Vi går i seng –
zzzzzzzzz!!!!