Sunday, 27 October 2019

Saturday October 26 2019


09:00 Lois and I tumble out of the shower cubicle. The weather girl has said it will rain heavily most of the day, so again there is no possibility of gardening - damn!

I spend the morning reading the next 9 pages of a Danish crime novel, Anna Grue's "The Further You Fall", which is our U3A Danish group's current project. I also compile a vocabulary list for each page - consisting of all the "hard" words on each page. This will help the group members understand the text and the plot - I am so warm-hearted ha ha ha!

Anna Grue's novel, "The Further You Fall," which is our
U3A Danish group's current project.

A cleaning lady about whom no one knows anything (not even her last name) has been garrotted in the kitchens of a large Danish advertising agency while she was working there late on Monday night.

It is now Wednesday morning and Detective Inspector Flemming Torp and his team are holding a conference at police headquarters. Twenty four hours after the crime was committed, they are still without a single clue about the murder and identity of the killer, and totally blank about the motivation - yikes!

Flemming Torp (left), the local Detective Inspector, who 24 hours after
the murder is "totally clueless" on the identity of both the victim and the killer
- yikes, poor Flemming !!!!!

The mood of the conference is tense and characterised by anger and frustration, to put it mildly, and Flemming has a very public row with his deputy, Lone Willumsen.  After the conference, Flemming pulls her aside and yells at her, which she is not happy about to put it mildly. She "looked for one moment as if what she most wanted was to headbutt [her boss]".

I ask Lois if she thinks this tension between Flemming and his deputy, Lone, has an unspoken sexual component and whether the two could end up in bed with each other, but we're just not quite sure: the signs are ambiguous, we think. Flemming recently divorced his wife, which could be a clue to his mental and emotional state.

My main problem is in trying to understand the very colloquial cursing and swearing, and violent language that the detectives use to yell at each other. Let's hope Flemming and Lone hook up soon, and maybe begin to dampen down their swearing at each other a little. Or could it be that a sexual relationship would just aggravate their filthy language? Well, we’re neither of us quite sure - the jury is still out on that one.

Sexual tension in the workplace can be very annoying for all those who work there, apart from the couple themselves - this syndrome is well known. But less well known is that a lack of sexual tension can also turn into a bit of an issue, as our go-to local news site, the influential Onion News Local, recently hinted.


Calling  it "impossible to ignore," Burton Consulting employee David Shannon, 29, confirmed Monday that the palpable lack of sexual tension between him and his colleague Lindsey Weis, 27, was driving him crazy.

"The complete absence of mutual attraction is there - you can cut it with a knife," Shannon said, explaining that the look in Weis' eyes alone revealed her complete lack of interest in  him.

"It's torture. Every time we talk, there is this subtext of her total indifference to me that I don't know if I can handle  for much longer. I mean, how am I supposed to concentrate when this neutrality between us seems to be filling  the entire room?"

Shannon added that if the current situation with Weis persisted, he would be forced to seek a transfer to a new department, before nothing happened between them.

My god, what a crazy world we live in !!!

But Lois and I both sympathise with Shannon, a local man - he's basically a warm-hearted guy who sometimes lets his apathy run away with him. We just hope he gets transferred soon - this kind of atmosphere, if it lasts too long, can play havoc with a department's morale and productivity - Lois and I have both experienced that kind of crisis many times in our working lives, no doubt about that!

12:00 The postman delivers a letter from the county police - they warn us that there has been a burglary in the neighbourhood and advise how best to protect one's property and the like. I discuss the letter with Lois, but we feel that our house is not a likely target for criminals for a variety of reasons. Yikes - complacency strikes again (as we discover later in the day !!!!!) !!!!!!


12:30 We have lunch and afterwards I go to bed and take a gigantic afternoon nap. I get up at 3 pm and Lois and I relax with a cup of tea on the couch. She tells me she has been visited by Miriam, our neighbour opposite on the other side of the road, who says it was actually hers and John's house that had been burgled - yikes !!! Lois and I hastily try to imagine reasons why our house is more impregnable than John and Miriam’s – yikes (again) !!!!

15:00  Our neighbours from a few doors away, Frances and Stephen, ring at the door. They plan to visit their daughter in Eastbourne for 5-6 days, starting from tomorrow, and they have brought contact numbers, instrucions on  how Lois and I should look after their house, and the like.

They stay sitting in our living room for 90 minutes, and by the end of the conversation, I've almost lost the will to live - Frances is in top form, dominating the conversation, as she often does. Her problem is that if she tells a story, she includes even the smallest details. She told us, for example, that she recently painted the woodwork in their entrance and stairs: the staircase, the door frames and the like. But she gave us all the details about the process and the different areas she painted etc, it took about 15 minutes on this one topic alone.

She has no sense of empathy - she is kind, intelligent, and has a bachelor's degree in Russian. But she has no idea what details are going to interest others and which are not.

Good grief, stop the world, I want to get off ha ha ha!

18:00 We have dinner and spend the rest of the evening watching some television, an interesting documentary about Vivienne Westwood, the famous fashion designer.


The first word that always comes to mind when I look at Westwood's fashion shows is "pretentious".

We watch a recording of her appearance on Sue Lawley's TV chat show in the 1980’s, where the studio audience spontaneously burst out laughing every time one of her models appeared on stage in one of Westwood's latest creations, and I thought of Hans Christian Andersen's story about the king's new clothes, and the little boy who was not afraid to say that the king was in fact stark naked.










21:00 We continue to watch a bit of television, an interesting documentary (part 1 of 6) about train journeys  in Australia. The programme's host is the charming Michael Portillo, who 30 years ago was one of Margaret Thatcher's ministers, but who has recently built a new career as a TV host.


Portillo has the habit of wearing very pretentiously coloured and totally inappropriate clothes during his programmes. And it's nice to see a bunch of Australian men on the train who aren't afraid to take the piss out of him by staging a Michael Portillo lookalike competition. Michael's programmes are also popular in Australia, it seems.

Michael is travelling today on the famous Ghan train north to the port city of Darwin.







And late at night, Michael shows up at the bar to judge the lookalike competition.



The Australian sense of humour always cracks me up, I have to say: it is so incredibly dry.

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzzzzz !!!

Danish translation: lørdag den 26. oktober 2019

09:00 Lois og jeg vælter ud af brusekabinen. Vejrpigen har sagt, det vil regne kraftigt hovedparten af dagen, så er der igen ingen mulighed for havearbejde – pokkers!

Jeg bruger formiddagen på at læse de næste 9 sider af en danske kriminroman, Anna Grues ”Dybt at falde”, som er vores U3A danske gruppes nuværende projekt. Jeg udfærdiger også en ordforrådliste til hver side – det består af alle de ”svære” ord på siden. Dette vil hjælpe gruppens medlemmer til at forstå teksten og plottet – jeg er så varmhjertet ha ha ha!


Anna Grues krimiroman, ”Dybt at falde”, som er vores
U3A danske gruppes nuværende projekt.

En rengøringsdame, som ingen ved noget om (herunder sit efternavn) er blevet garrotteret i køkkenerne i et stort dansk reklamebureau, mens hun arbejdede der sent på mandag aften.

Det er nu onsdag formiddag, og kriminalkommissæren Flemming Torp og sit hold er i gang med at holde en konference i politiets hovedkontor. Efter 24 timer er de stadig på bar bund om mordet og identiteten af morderen og totalt blanke omkring motiveringen – yikes!


Flemming Torp (til venstre), den lokale kriminalkommissær, som 24 timer efter
mordet er ”på bar bund” om identiten af både offeret og morderen
– yikes, stakkels Flemming !!!!!

Stemningen i konferencen er anspændt og karakteriset af vrede og frustration, for at sige mildt, og Flemming har en offentlig skænderi med sin vice-kommissær  Lone Willumsen. Efter konferencen taler Flemming privat med hende og skælder hende ud, hvilket hun ikke er glad for, for at sige mildt.  Hun ”så på ét øjeblik som om, hun mest havde lyst til at nikke [sin chef] en skalle”.

Jeg spørger Lois om, om hun tror dette spænding mellem Flemming og sin vikar, Lone, har en uudtalt seksuel komponent, og om de to kunne ende med at gå i seng med hinanden, men vi er ikke helt sikre: tegnene er tvetydige, synes vi. Flemming er for nylig skilt fra sin kone, hvilket kunne give et spor omkring hans mentale og emotionelle tilstand.

Mit hovedlige problem er at prøve at forstå de meget kollokvialle,  stærke udtryk og skældsord, som detektiverne bruger til at skælde hinanden ud! Lad os håbe på, at Flemming og Lone finder sammen snart, og måske begynder at dæmpe deres skældsord lidt. Eller kan det være, at dette ville forværre deres skældsord? Men det er vi ikke helt sikre på – juryen er stadig ude om det!

Seksuel spænding i en arbejdsplads kan være meget irriterende for alle dem, der arbejde derinde, bortset fra selve parret – denne syndrom er velkendt.  Men mindre velkendt er, at en mangel på spænding kan også blive til lidt af et problem, som vores go-to lokale nyhedswebsted, den indflydelsesrige Onion News Local, for nylig forklarede.



Fristet til at kalde det ”umuligt at ignorere”, bekræftede Burton Consulting-medarbejder David Shannon (29) mandag, at den håndgribelige mangel på seksuel spænding mellem ham og hans kollega Lindsey Weis, 27, var ved at køre ham skør.

”Det fuldstændige fravær af gensidig tiltrækning er dér - du kan skære det med en kniv,” sagde Shannon og forklarede, at selve blikket i Weis' øjne afslørede hendes fuldstændige uinteresse for ham.

”Det er tortur. Hver gang vi snakker, er der denne undertekst af hendes totale ligegyldighed over for mig, som jeg ikke ved, om jeg kan udholde meget længere. Jeg mener, hvordan skulle jeg koncentrere mig, når denne neutralitet mellem os ser ud til at fylde hele rummet? ”

Shannon tilføjede, at hvis den nuværende situation med Weis vedvarede, ville han blive tvunget til at blive overført til en ny afdeling, før der skete ingenting mellem dem.

Du godeste, sikke en skør verden vi lever i !!!

Men Lois og jeg sympatiserer begge to med Weis, en lokal mand – han er grundlæggende en varmhjertet fyr, som nogle gange lader sin apati løber af med ham. Vi håber bare på, at han bliver overført inden længe – denne slags stemning, hvis det varer for længe, kan ødelægger en afdelings moral og produktivitet – Lois og jeg har oplevet den slags krise mange gange i vores arbejdsliv, ingen tvivl om det!

12:00 Postbudet leverer et brev fra grevskabets politi – de advarer os, at der har været et indbrud i nabolaget, og råder til, hvordan man bedst kan beskytte éns ejendom og den slags. Jeg diskuterer brevet med Lois, men vi føler, at vores hus ikke er et sandsynligt mål for kriminelle af forskellige grunde. Yikes - selvtilfredshed slår igen (som vi opdager senere på dagen!!!!!) !!!!!!



12:30 Vi spiser frokost og bagefter går jeg i seng for at tage en gigantisk eftermiddagslur. Jeg står op kl 15 og Lois og jeg slapper af med en kop te i sofaen. Hun fortæller mig, hun har haft besøg af Miriam, vores genbo på den anden side af vejen, der siger, det faktisk var hendes og Johns hus, der blevet plyndret – yikes!!!

15:00 Vores naboer fra et par døre væk, Frances og Stephen, ringer på døren. De planlægger at besøge deres datter i Eastbourne i 5-6 dage, startende fra i morgen, og de har medbragt kontaktnumre, anvisninger om, hvordan Lois og jeg skal passe på deres hus og den slags.

De bliver siddende i vores stue i 90 minutter, og ved slutningen af samtale har jeg næsten mistet viljen til at leve – Frances er i top form, og dominerer samtalen. Hendes problem er, at hvis hun fortæller en historie, inkluderer hun endda de mindste detaljer. Hun fortalte os, for eksempel, at hun for nylig malede træværket i deres entré og trappe: trapperakværket, dørkarmerne og den slags. Men hun gav os alle detaljerne omkring processen og de forskellige områder, hun malede osv.

Hun har ingen sans for empati – hun er venlig, intelligent, og har en bachelorgrad i russisk. Men hun har ikke det fjerneste anelse om, hvilke detaljer ville interessere andre og hvilke ikke ville det.

Du godeste, stop verden, jeg vil stå af ha ha ha!

18:00 Vi spiser aftensmad og bruger resten af aftenen på at se lidt fjernsyn, en interessant dokumentarfilm, der handler om Vivienne Westwood, den berømte modeskaber.




Det første ord, der kommer i tankerne, når jeg ser på Westwood’s  mannequinopvisninger er ”prætentiøse”.

Vi ser på hendes deltagelse på Sue Lawleys tv-chatshow i 1980’erne, hvor studiepublikummet spontan slog en latter op, hver gang én af hendes modeller dukkede op på scenen i en eller anden af Westwoods seneste skabelser, og jeg tænkte på HC Andersens historie om kongens nye tøj, og den lille dreng, der ikke var bange for at sige, at kongen faktisk var splitternøgen.










21:00 Vi fortsætter med at se lidt fjernsyn. De viser en interessant dokumentarfilm (1. del af 6), der handler om togture i Australien. Programmets vært er den charmerende Michael Portillo, som for 30 år siden var én af Margaret Thatchers ministre, men som for nylig har bygget en ny karriere op som tv-vært.



Portillo har for vane at gå i meget prætentiætentiøst kulørte og totalt upassende tøj under sine programmer. Og det er rart at se en flok australske mænd på toget, som ikke er bange for at tage pis på ham ved at opføre en Michael Portillo lookalike konkurrence. Michaels programmer er også populære i Australien, ser det ud til.

Michael rejser i dag med den berømte ”Ghan”-tog nordpå til havnebyen Darwin.







Og sent på aften dukker Michael op på baren for at bedømme lookalike-konkurrencen.



Den australske sans for humor morer mig altid gevældigt, det må jeg nok sige: den er så utroligt tør.

22:00 Vi går i seng – zzzzzzzzz!!!


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