Tuesday, 7 March 2017

Mandag den 6. marts 2017 kl 16:30 tirsdag den 7. marts 2017 kl 16:29

17:00 Jeg hopper op på min kondicykel. Jeg har for vane at cykle 6 miles (10km), men i aften beslutter jeg at cykle lidt mere igen – downside til dette er at det tager mere tid. Pokkers! Men jeg når at tilbagelægge 9 miles (15 km), selvom jeg finder, at jeg har lidt ondt i hoften i resten af aftenen – pokkers!!!! Jeg beslutter at springe over min sædvanlige milde vægtløftning – jeg vil ikke tage overhånd – du godeste nej!!

Jeg tænder for min smartphone og ser på ”1981s bedste sange” på YouTube, mens jeg cykler, og det mindes mig meget af 1981 i min lille families livshistorie.



Jeg ser på 1981s bedste sange, mens jeg cykler

Om sommeren besøgte jeg for første gang USA på forretningsrejse til vores søsteragentur, sammen med Harvey, min chef. I vores fritid kørte vi til Harpers Ferry, en lille historisk by i West Virginia, ved sammenløbet af floden Potomac og floden Shenandoah. Jeg kiggede ind i byens vanillecremebutik, hvor man solgte verdens bedste vanillecreme, ifølge butikkens ejere. Nam nam!!! Harvey og jeg besøgte også byen Washingtons nationale luft- og rummuseum, fordi vi dengang arbejdede på satellitter. Jeg købte en flot drage til Alison og Sarah i museets butik.


Jeg kigger ind i byen Harpers Ferrys verdenskendt vanillecremebutik

Alison (6) og Sarah (4), i baghaven af vores tidligere hus:
Jeg havde købt en drage i Washington i museets butik

Jeg var meget imponeret af USA  og jeg blev meget slået af, hvor venlige og imødekommende folk derovre var, og hvor god betjeningen var i restauranter – du godeste! Så derfor efter min hjemkomst skrev jeg mit navn på den liste af frivillige, der gerne ville arbejde derovre som en 3-års udstationering, og jeg blev accepteret.

Oktober 1981 i baghaven af vores tidligere hus:
Alison og Sarah fejrede deres sidste Halloween i England
før vi flyttede i det følgende år til USA.
Den meget elskede dukke på græsset blev lavet i hånden af min mor.

18:00 Vi spiser aftensmad og bruger resten af aftenen på at lytte til radio og se lidt fjernsyn. Vi tænder for radioen og høre en interessant program, der handler om problemer, som kvinder står overfor, når de prøver at sidde i magtpositioner. Programmets vært er Mary Beard, professor i klassiske sprog ved universitet i Cambridge, også en feminist.


Mary har præsenteret mange tv-dokumentarfilm, der handler om den antikke verden, og hun er blevet ofte kritiseret af mandlige internet-trolde i  de sociale medier for ikke at gide at bruge makeup eller gøre sig smuk osv.

Hendes tale i aften er derfor lidt forudsigelig – ingen tvivl om det! Vi hører en masse kommenterer om magtfulde græske kvinder og figurer i den antikke verden – Klytaimnestra, Medea osv, som blev nedsablet af de græske forfattere for at være dybest set onde mennesker. Mary taler meget om den græske Medusa-myte, og dens symbolisme, der ikke er så sympatisk overfor kvinder – du godeste

Det hele er lidt forudsigeligt – jeg siger ikke, at hun er forkert, bare at kommentarerne er lidt forudsigelige. Lois og jeg er sikre på, at hun ville sige, at disse slags kommentarer må blive ved med at høres, indtil feministernes kampagne er 100% succesfuld – det har vi ikke nogen tvivl om !

Lois og jeg vidste ikke, at Trumps valgkampagnen fremviste billeder af Hillary Clinton som Medusa, hvilket beviser, at vi ikke endnu lever i en feministisk paradis – du godeste!

Hillary som Medusa

21:00 Vi slukker for radioen og ser lidt fjernsyn. De viser en interessant dokumentarfilm, (første del af 3), kaldet ”Storbritannien i fokus”, der handler om fotografiets historie - det blev opfundet for 182 år siden i Lacock-klosteret i grevskabet Wiltshire af Henry Fox Talbot – du godeste!

Programmets vært er den charmerende Eamonn McCabe. Et af de ord, Eamonn mest ofte bruger i programmet er ”picture” (billede på dansk), så det er lidt irriterende, at Eamonn udtaler det som ”pitcher” (kande på dansk), og udtaler ordet ”drawing” (tegnelse på dansk) som om det rimer med ”boring” (kedelig på dansk),  men alt det springer jeg over – jeg er sikke en pedant ha ha ha!!!


Fox Talbots motivation var at han beundrede naturen, men var elendig til at tegne, så han ville ”snyde”, ved at tage et foto. Problemet var, at fotografiet ikke endnu var blevet opfundet. Du godeste – sikke en skør verden vi lever i !!!

I betragtning af, hvad tidligere på aftenen Mary Beard fortalte os om sexisme, er det interessant, at én af de første kvindelige fotografer, Julia Margaret Cameron, blev meget kritiseret af periodens mandlige eksperter (i 1860’erne).

Cameron brugte med vilje blød fokus, for at skabe noget smukt

Camerons formål var at skabe skønhed, og hun ved vilje brugte blød fokus for at opnå, hvad hun ønskede sig. Hun plejede at sige, at periodens mandlige fotografer skruede fokus-knap op, til imaget var skarp, mens hun skruede den ned, indtil imaget var smukt. Som resultat, blev hun kritiseret for at være inkompetent – du godeste, sikke et vanvid!!!

22:00 Vi går i seng – zzzzzz!!!!
05:00 Jeg står tidligt op og laver én af mine rutinemæssige danske ordforrådtest. Jeg surfer lidt på nettet.

07:00 Jeg skynder mig ind i køkkenet og laver to kopper te. Jeg tager dem med op i soveværelset og hopper op i sengen til Lois. Vi drikker teen og går i bad. Vi står op og spiser morgenmad.

09:00 Jeg hjælper Lois med at arrangere stuen og spisestuen, fordi hun har inviteret 12 kvinder til frokost i dag hos os. Vi vidste allerede, at æresgæsten, Maggie, desværre ikke kan kommer, fordi hun er syg. Men vi også hører nu, at tre andre personer ikke kan komme af én eller anden grund – du godeste! Stakkels Lois – hun har lagt sådan en stor indsats i at forberede denne fest!

11:00 Gæsterne ankommer, og jeg bliver forvist til soveværelset. Jeg kommer ned indgang imellem for at væske op. Under desserten, tager jeg et souvenirfoto, som Lois kan give Maggie, som kompensation for hendes uundgåelige fravær – uha!


14:00 Jeg spiser frokost alene i soveværelset. Jeg er stadig forvist! Efter maden læser jeg nogle sider af min sengetid bog, ,  ”Indsamlede digte af John Betjeman”, en julegave fra Lois. Jeg finder et skræmmende digt, som Betjeman har skrevet tilsyneladende fra sin hospitalseng i mændenes afdeling. Titlen af digtet er ”Five o’clock shadow” (dvs de daggamle skægstubber, der dukker frem ved 17-tiden).

Det er kl 17, at de gamle mandlige patienter føler sig mest hjælpløse, efterladte og alene med deres smerter og frygt om fremtiden. Lægerne er ude på golfbanen, oldfruen slapper af i sit værelse.  Patienternes besøgende er ude i hospitalets parkeringsplads, tilfreds med at have gjort deres pligt – de glæder sig til at være hjem igen, spise aftensmad og se lidt fjernsyn.

”Below the windows, loads of loving relations
rev in the car park, changing gear at the bend,
making for home and a nice big tea and the telly:
“Well, we’ve done what we can. It can’t be long till the end”.

Sikke et mareridt! Dette digt kommer til at hjemsøge mig – det ved jeg med sikkerhed. Det skildrer min værste frygt – yikes!!!!

15:30 Gæsterne skal af sted. Lois og jeg slapper af med en kop te i sofaen.

English translation

17:00 I jump up on my exercise bike. I have a habit of cycling 6 miles (10km), but tonight I decide to cycle a bit more again - downside to this is that it takes more time. Damn! But I get to notch up 9 miles (15 km), although I find that I have a little pain in my hip for the rest of the evening - damn !!!! I decide to skip my usual mild weightlifting - I am not going to overdo it - my goodness no !!

I turn on my smartphone and look at "1981's best songs" on YouTube while cycling, and it reminds me very much of 1981 in my family's life story.



In the summer I visited the United States for the first time on a business trip to our sister agency, along with Harvey, my boss. In our spare time we went to Harpers Ferry, a small historic town in West Virginia, at the confluence of the Potomac and Shenandoah Rivers. I looked in at the town's custard shop where they sold the world's best custard, according to the store's owners. Yum yum !!! Harvey and I also visited the city of Washington's National Air and Space Museum, because we were at that time working on satellites. I bought a nice kite for Alison and Sarah in the museum shop.

I look in at Harpers Ferry's world famous custard shop

Alison (6) and Sarah (4), in the back garden of our previous house:
I had bought them a kite in Washington in the Space Museum's shop


I was very impressed by the USA and I was very struck by how friendly and welcoming people over there were, and how good the service was in restaurants - my goodness! So after my return, I wrote my name on the list of volunteers who wanted to work over there on a 3-year posting, and I was accepted.


October 1981 in the back gareden of our previous house:
Alison and Sarah celebrated their last Halloween in England
before we moved to the United States the following year .
The much loved doll on the grass was made by hand by my mother.

18:00 We have dinner and spend the rest of the evening listening to the radio or watching TV. We turn on the radio and hear an interesting program that deals with problems that women face when they try to sit in positions of power. The program's host is Mary Beard, professor of classics at the University of Cambridge, also a feminist.


Mary has presented many television documentaries about the ancient world, and she has been frequently criticized by male internet trolls in the social media for not bothering to use makeup or make herself beautiful and so on.

Her speech tonight is a little predictable - no doubt about it! We hear a lot of comments about the powerful Greek women and figures of the ancient world - Clytemnestra, Medea, etc., who were all panned by the Greek authors for being basically evil people. Mary speaks volumes about the Greek Medusa myth and its symbolism, which is not that favorable towards women - my goodness!

It's all a bit predictable - I'm not saying that she is wrong, just that the comments are somewhat predictable. Lois and I are sure that she would say that these kind of comments should continue to be heard until the feminist campaign is 100% successful - we have no doubts about that!

Lois and I did not know that Trump's election campaign showed pictures of Hillary Clinton as Medusa, which proves that we do not yet live in a feminist paradise - my goodness!

Hillary as Medusa

21:00 We turn off the radio and watch a little television. They show an interesting documentary (part 1 of 3), called "Britain in Focus" which is about the history of photography - it was invented 182 years ago in Lacock Abbey in the county of Wiltshire by Henry Fox Talbot - my goodness!

The program's host is the charming Eamonn McCabe. One of the words Eamonn uses most frequently in the program is "picture" ("billede" in Danish), so it's a bit annoying that Eamonn pronounces it as "pitcher" ("kanne" in Danish), and pronounces the word "drawing" ("tegnelse" in Danish) as if it rhymes with "boring" ("kedelig" in Danish), but I'll let all that slide - what a pedant I am ha ha ha !!!


Fox Talbot's motivation was that he admired nature but was lousy at drawing, so he wanted to "cheat" by taking a photo. The problem was that photography had had not yet been invented. My goodness - what a crazy world we live in !!!

Given what Mary Beard told us earlier in the evening about sexism, it is interesting that one of the first female photographers Julia Margaret Cameron, was much criticized by the male experts of the period (in the 1860s).

Cameron intentionally used soft focus to create something beautiful

Cameron's aim was to create beauty, and she intentionally used soft focus to achieve what she wanted. She used to say that the male photographers of the period screwed the focus button up until the image was sharp while she screwed it down until the image was beautiful. As a result, she was criticized for being incompetent - good grief, what madness !!!

22:00 We go to bed - zzzzzz !!!!

05:00 I get up early and do one of my routine Danish vocabulary tests. I surf a little on the web.

07:00 I hurry into the kitchen and make two cups of tea. I take them up to the bedroom and jump into bed with Lois. We drink the tea and take a shower. We get up and eat breakfast.

09:00 I help Lois arrange the living room and dining room because she has invited 12 women for lunch today at our place. We already knew that the guest of honor, Maggie, unfortunately cannot come because she is sick. But we now hear that three other people cannot come for one reason or another - my goodness! Poor Lois - she has put such a big effort into the preparations for this party!

11:00 Guests arrive, and I am banished to the bedroom. I come down occasionally to wash the dishes. During dessert I take a souvenir photo that Lois can give Maggie, as compensation for her unavoidable absence - oh dear!


14:00 I eat lunch alone in the bedroom. I'm still banished! After the meal I read a few pages of my bedtime book, "Collected Poems of John Betjeman", a Christmas gift from Lois. I find a scary poem that Betjeman wrote apparently from his hospital bed in the men's ward. The title of the poem is "Five o'clock shadow" (ie the day-old stubble that emerges at 5pm).

It is at 5pm that the old male patients feel most helpless, abandoned and alone with their pain and fears for the future. The doctors are out on the golf course, matron relaxing in her room. The patients' visitors are out in the hospital parking lot, satisfied with having done their duty - they are looking forward to being back home, having dinner and watching a little television.

"Below the windows, loads of loving relations
rev in the car park, changing gear at the bend,
making for home and a nice big tea and the telly:
"Well, we've done what we can. It can't be long till the end ".

What a nightmare! This poem is going to haunt me - I know that for sure. It portrays my worst fears - yikes !!!!

15:30 The guests have to go. Lois and I relax with a cup of tea on the sofa.


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