Sunday, 28 May 2017

Lørdag den 27. maj 2017 kl 16:30 søndag den 28. maj 2017 kl 16:29

18:00 Lois og jeg går en kort tur på den lokale fodboldbane, for at hjælpe Lois med at løse sine sporadiske problemer med sit fordøjelsessystem – stakkels Lois!!! Det hjælper hende at gå ture, og vi har ikke for nylig haft muligheden for at gå daglige ture af en eller anden grund.


Et typisk dansk fordøjelsessystem, der utroligt ligner
den engelske, måske på grund af delt DNA fra vikingetiden (?)

Desværre  er hun nødt til at gå meget meget hurtigt (hun dyrker næsten power walking eller energigang) for at opnå lindring, hvilket er ikke så sjovt for mig – stakkels mig, fordi jeg foretrækker at nyde gåturen, snakke og kigger rundt på interessante syn, mens vi går. Nu hvor jeg er pensionist, kan jeg godt lide at spille flanør, eller dagdriver, der strejfer planløst rundt i gaderne og over markerne.

Vores løsning til problemet er, at Lois starter hurtigt langs fodboldbanes 4 touchlinjer med uret. Jeg vurderer forskellen mellem Lois’s hastighed og min, og tager af sted i en retning lidt til højre af hende, så vi mødes op på punktet, jeg vælger, langs den næste touchlinje, udveksle et par ord, og så skille os igen osv. Klog idé, ikke? Også en metafor for ét eller andet – men for hvad egentlig? Det er vi ikke helt sikre på!!!!

Det er i hvert fald meget sjovt at prøve at beregne det første tilnærmelse til den rigtige vinkel osv. Selvfølgelig er der mange muligheder for at justere vinklen dynamisk på vej og konvergere på den perfekte, men jeg prøver at minimisere denne korrektioner.

Løsningens matematiske side tiltaler mig, hvilket måske er lidt ”sheldonesk”. Big Bang Theorys seneste sæson er desværre sluttet, og Lois og jeg har ikke ret meget at glæde os til at se i fjernsyn nu om torsdagen – pokkers!!!

Min amerikanske svigerbror har sendt mig en mail, der henviser til en webartikel om den kommende spin-off serie, der handler om ”unge Sheldon”. Artiklen indeholder et kort videoklip, der viser scener fra denne nye serie, men desværre må man man ikke se klippet udenfor USA, så for vores vedkommende er juryen stadig ude om det - pokkers (igen) !!! Jeg vil gøre lidt forskning i morgen, for det tilfælde, der er andre klip på nettet, vi kan kigge på.

Unge Sheldon Voksne(?) Sheldon

19:00 Vi spiser kun en let aftensmad på grund af den store frokost vi spiste midt på dagen i Wyevale-havecentrets café. Bagefter smækker vi benene op foran fjernsynet, for at lytte til radio, hvilket er lidt paradoksalt – vi lytter igennem én af vores Plusnet-tv-enheds digitale kanaler.

Vi hører et interessant drama, ”Miss Julie”, af August Strindberg, i en ny radio-version af Roger James Elsgood, der udspiller sig i det østlige Danmark.



Strindbergs oprindelige version har desværre et meget kompliceret plot, der ville være ganske svært at forstå i radio, fordi man ikke ser handlingen udspille sig! Heldigvis har Elsgood forenkelt historien lidt og der er kun 3 stemmer at genkende: Miss Julie, en dansk greves frække datter, og sine to tjenestefolk (1) Jean, en ung mand, der arbejder i huset som kammertjener, og (2) Christine, Jeans kæreste, der arbejder der som kok.

Miss Julie var forlovet indtil for nylig med en anden medlem af overklassen, men desværre brød manden forleden den forlovelse, efter en hændling i laden, hvor hun tvang ham til at blotte sig, skubbede ham til gulvet og satte sig ned ovenpå ham. Du godeste – sikke et vanvid!!!

Siden sin forlovelse er blevet brudt, er Miss Julie begyndt at gå amok. Hun opdager, at hun har ekstremt god kemi ha ha ha med sin fars kammertjener, Jean, da de en midsommers nat slår sig på flasken.

Hun ægger ham til at have sex med hende, men den følgende dag finder hun, at hun har mistet sin autoritet over for ham – du godeste!  De advarede os konstant på arbejde ikke til at blive ”gode venner” med ens personale – nu kan jeg se, at det havde de helt ret i. Nu er det pludselig åbenbart!!!!

Hovedrollerne er spillet af danske stjerner Lois og jeg kender fra tv-serier. Sophie Grabol spiller Miss Julie for eksempel, og Lars Mikkelsen spiller Jean – vi så begge skuespillere i den danske serie ”The Killing”. Marie Bach Hansen spiller kokken Christine – vi så hende først i ”Arvinger”.

Sophie Grabol spiller Miss Julie, en svensk greves frække datter,
der ægger sin fars kammertjener, Jean, til at have sex med hende –
hvilket normalt ikke er anbefalet i arbejdspladsen, synes vi !!!!

04:30 Jeg står tidligt op og laver én af mine rutinemæssige danske ordforrådtest.


Jeg designer min fødselsdagkort til Lois, fordi det er i dag jeg giver hende min fødselsdaggave – en bunke dvds af sine yndlingsfilm. Hun havde dem før i tiden, men kun på vhs, og vores vhs-båndoptager gik desværre i stykker for nogle måneder siden.

Kortets tema kredser om, at hendes fødselsdag i år vil bestå af mange dages celebrationer – og ligne lidt en dronnings oplevelse ha ha ha. Dronning Elizabeths fødselsdag starter i april (sin reelle fødselsdag) og ender i juni (sin officielle fødselsdag).

08:00 Jeg trisser ud I køkkenet og laver to kopper te. Jeg tager dem med op i soveværelset og kryber tilbage under dynen til Lois. Vi drikker téen og står op. Vi spiser morgenmad.

09:00 Jeg giver Lois mit hjemmelavede fødselsdagkort og mine fødselsdagsgaver, en bunke dvd af hendes yndlingsfilm. Lois åbner også ”Magyar” Marys fødselsdagsgave, et sæt kønne øreringer.


Bbunken af DVDs jeg har købt Lois som fødselsdagsgave.

Sættet kønne øreringer, som ”Magyar” Mary har givet hende.

10:00 Vi går endnu en kort tur på den lokale fodboldbane, for at hjælpe Lois igen med hendes fordøjelsesproblemer. Vi kommer hjem og slapper af med en kop kaffe i sofaen.

vi går en kort tur på den lokale fodboldbanen

11:45 Vi spiser frokost.

12:15 Vi taler lidt på Skype med Sarah, vores datter i Perth, Australien, med Francis, hendes mand, og deres 3,5-årige tvillinger, Lily og Jessie. Det er meget sjovt at tale med dem om deres liv i Australien.  Lily er meget søvnig, men Jessie, der var meget langsommere, end Lily, da det kom til at lære at tale, er blevet til et sandt sludrechatol – du godeste!

Skypess: Sarah og den søvnige Lily (Francis i baggrunden)

Sarah, Francis og Jessie

12:45 Lois ønsker at deltage i en gudstjeneste, der finder sted i dag kl 13:45 i Tewkesbury, men hun er ikke tilladt at køre bil for tiden på grund af grå stær. Jeg kører hende over til kirken og drejer ind i den nærliggende parkeringsplads. Mens Lois er i kirken, tager jeg mig en kort lur og læser igen de sidste 20 sider af den danske novelle, ”Forbandet”, som vores U3A danske gruppe er i gang med at læse for tiden. Jeg tager noter undervejs, for at prøve at finde frem til, hvem der er gerningsmanden, uden succes - pokkers!!!

15:00 Gudstjenesten er sluttet, og Lois kommer ud af kirken. Vi kører tilbage hjem igen. Vi glæder os til at have i aften en anden samtale på Skype, denne gang med Alison, vores datter i København. Travlt travlt travlt !!!!!

English translation

18:00 Lois and I go for a short walk over the local football field to help Lois solve her intermittent problems with the digestive system - poor Lois !!! It helps her to go for walks and we have not had the opportunity recently to go for daily walks for one reason or another.

a typical Danish digestive system, incredibly
similar to the English one, possibly because of 
shared DNA from the Viking period?

Unfortunately, she has to walk very very fast (she is practically doing power walking) to achieve relief, which is not so much fun for me - poor me, because I prefer to enjoy the walk, chat and look around at interesting sights while we walk. Now that I'm a retiree, I like to play the flaneur, strolling around the streets and over the fields without a plan.

Our solution to the problem is that Lois starts off quickly in a clockwise direction along the football field's four touchlines. I estimate the difference between Lois's speed and mine and set off in a direction a little to the right of her so we meet up at the point I choose along the next touch line, exchange a few words and then separate off again, etc. Clever idea is it not? Also a metaphor for something or another, but for what exactly?  That’s something we are not entirely sure about!!!!

Anyway it's a lot of fun to try to calculate the first approximation to the correct angle, etc. Of course, there are many opportunities for adjusting the angle dynamically en route and converge on the perfect one, but I try to minimise these corrections.

The mathematical side of the solution appeals to me, which may be a bit "sheldonesque". Big Bang Theory's latest season has ended, and Lois and I have not got much to look forward to when watching television now on Thursdays - damn!!!

My American brother in law has sent me an email referring to a web article about the upcoming spin-off series about "Young Sheldon". The article contains a short video clip showing scenes from this new series, but unfortunately, one cannot see the clip outside the United States, so for us the jury is still out on that one - damn (again) !!! I will  do a little searching tomorrow to see if there's another clip on the web that we can see.

Young Sheldon, grown-up (?) Sheldon

19:00 We only eat a light dinner due to the big lunch we ate in the middle of the day at the Wyevale Garden Centre cafe. Afterwards we stick our feet up in front of the television, to listen to the radio, which is a bit paradoxical - we listen through one of our Plusnet TV's digital channels. We hear an interesting drama, "Miss Julie", by August Strindberg.


Strindberg's original version unfortunately has a very complicated plot that would be quite difficult to understand on the radio because you do not see the action playing out! Fortunately, Elsgood has simplified the story a bit, and there are only three voices to recognise: Miss Julie, a Danish count's naughty daughter, and her two servants (1) Jean, a young man working in the house as a valet, and (2) Christine, Jean's girlfriend who works there as a cook.

Miss Julie was engaged until recently with another member of the upper class, but unfortunately the man broke off the engagement after an incident in the barn where she forced him to expose himself, pushed him to the floor and sat down on top of him. Good grief - what madness !!!

Since her engagement was broken off, Miss Julie has begun to go crazy. She finds that she has extremely good chemistry ha ha ha with her valet, Jean, when they hit the bottle together one midsummer night.

She goads him into having sex with her, but the following day she finds out that she has lost her authority over him - good grief! They constantly warned us at work not to become "good friends" with our staff - now I can see that they were right there. Now it's suddenly all too obvious !!!!

The main roles are played by Danish stars that Lois and I know from TV shows. Sophie Grabol plays Miss Julie for example, and Lars Mikkelsen plays Jean - we saw both actors in the Danish series "The Killing". Marie Bach Hansen plays the cook, Christine – we saw her first in “The Legacy”.

Sophie Grabol plays Miss Julie, a Swedish count's saucy daughter,
who eggs on her father's valet, Jean, to have sex with her -
which is usually not recommended in the workplace, we think !!!!

04:30 I get up early and do one of my routine Danish vocabulary tests.


I design my birthday card to Lois because it's today I am giving her my birthday present - a pile of DVDs of her favourite movies. She had them in the past, but only on vhs, and our vhs tape recorder unfortunately broke down a few months ago.

The theme of the card is that her birthday this year will consist of many days' celebrations - and be a bit like a queen's experience. Queen Elizabeth's birthday starts in April (her real birthday) and ends in June (her official birthday).

08:00 I toddle out into the kitchen and make two cups of tea. I take them up to the bedroom and crawl back under the covers with Lois. We drink the tea and get up. We eat breakfast.

09:00 I give Lois my homemade birthday card and my birthday presents, a pile of dvds of her favourite movies. Lois also opens "Magyar" Mary's birthday present, a set of pretty earrings.


The pile of DVDs I bought Lois as a birthday present.

The set of pretty earrings, which "Magyar" Mary has given her.

10:00 We go for a short walk on the local football field to help Lois again with her digestive problems. We come home and relax with a cup of coffee on the couch.

We go for a short walk on the local football pitch

11:45 We have lunch.

12:15 We talk a little on Skype with Sarah, our daughter in Perth, Australia, also with Francis, her husband, and their 3 and a half-year old twins, Lily and Jessie. It's a lot of fun to talk to them about their lives in Australia. Lily is very sleepy, but Jessie, who was much slower than Lily when it came to learning to speak, has become a real chatterbox - my goodness!

Sarah and the very sleepy Lily (Francis in the background)

Sarah, Francis and Jessie

12:45 Lois wants to attend a church service taking place today at 1:45pm in Tewkesbury, but she is not allowed to drive a car at the moment due to cataracts. I drive her over to the church and turn into the nearby parking lot. While Lois is in the church, I take a short nap and read the last 20 pages of the Danish short story, "Accursed", which our U3A Danish group is currently reading. I take notes along the way, to try to find out who is the perpetrator, without success - damn !!!

15:00 The church service has ended, and Lois comes out of the church. We drive back home again. We are looking forward to having another conversation on Skype this evening with Alison, our daughter in Copenhagen. Busy busy busy !!!!!


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