Tuesday, 15 November 2016

Mandag den 14. november kl 1630 til tirsdag den 15. november 2016 kl 1629

18:00 Vi spiser aftensmad og bagefter kigger jeg ud af vores spisestues vindue, og jeg ser supermånen titter frem bag skyerne og træernes bladene i øst. Vi skynder os ud i forhaven for at kigge på den. Jeg prøver at tage et souvenirfoto, men min smartphone er ikke én af de bedste, og mit kamera er elendigt – du godeste, mit udstyr har skuffet mig igen, ingen tvivl om det!!!

Dette er månen, vi har ventet 68 år for, men Lois og jeg er enige i, at månen i 1948 var større, da vi var små stumper, siddende på vores mødres skød! Åh, de gode gamle dage! ”At Last The 1948 Moon!!!” (copyright John Cleese) – hurra!

”At Last the 1948 Moon!” men supermånen er desværre meget mere
imponerende i virkeligheden, end i dette foto, er jeg sikker på! Pokkers!

Vi kommer indenfor igen og bruger resten af aftenen på at se lidt fjernsyn. De viser University Challenge og Only Connect, to tv-quizzer, og to af de få tv-programmer, der ikke er egnede til meget dumme mennesker hehe.

Vi ser disse to programmer hver mandag. Men hvad angår Only Connect, er der i aften noget lidt anderledes end normalt. Victoria Coren Mitchell, programmets charmerende vært, taler ”privat” med seerne, før quizzen begynder: en undskyldning på forhånd, men også en udfordring – der findes en fejl i aftenens quiz, og hun udfordrer os til at spotte den – du godeste, Lois og jeg bliver pludselig tændt, ingen tvivl om det!  

Programmets vært, den charmerende Victoria Coren Mitchell,
udfordrer seerne til at spotte en lille fejl i aftenens program – du godeste!
Lois og jeg bliver pludselig "tændt" – ingen tvivl om det!!!

Da fejlen faktisk forekommer, bemærker Lois den desværre ikke, og jeg er i gang med at døse lidt – zzzzz! Pokkers! Jeg håber, vi ikke skal vente endnu 68 år på den næste fejl – det ved jeg med sikkerhed!

Fejlen er overraskende: spørgsmålet drejer sig om at finde en forbindelse mellem 4 billeder,
Brendan Rodgers (fodboldklub manager), Venus Williams (den berømte tennisspiller), en bunke stålstænger, og Mark Owen (popsanger, medlem af ”Take That”).

Svaret er (ifølge programmets vært), at disse 4 billeder repræsenterer de 4 politikere, såkaldte ”Gang of Four”, der startede et nyt politiske parti i 1981, ”SDP”, det socialdemokratiske parti. ”Gang of Four” bliver nævnt som Bill Rodgers, Shirley Williams, David Steel og David Owen.

Det tredje billeder skildrer en bunke stålstænger, for at representere David Steel, det liberale partiets leder, men faktisk var det Roy Jenkins og ikke David Steel, der var en af de 4 politikere. Åh nej, sikke et bommert!!! Pinlig !!!

Programmets pinlige bommert – du godeste!
Pinlig men også meget spændende. Jeg håber, vi ikke skal vente
endnu 68 år på at se den næste!!!!

22:00 Vi går i seng i en tilstand af ophidelse (to usædvanlige begivenheder i én aften!) men snart glider over i søvnen – zzzzz!!!!

04:30 Jeg står tidligt op og laver én af mine rutinemæssige danske ordforrådtester. Bagefter skynder jeg mig ind i køkkenet og laver to kopper te. Jeg bringer dem op på vores soveværelse og kryber tilbage i vores seng. Vi drikker teen og så tager et brusebad. Vi står op og spiser morgenmad.

10:00 Min ven, ”Magyar Mike” kommer og vi lærer ungarsk i en time. Han fortæller mig om sin barnebarn, Stephen, der for tiden tilbringer et studieår i Prag. Han bruger weekenderne til at besøge nærliggende hovedstader og storbye med bussen – sidste uge var det Wien, næste uge Krakow, og derefter måske Budapest. Studieårene er den bedste tid til at rejse og se verden – ingen tvivl om det!

11:00 Mike skal af sted. Lois og jeg går ud i baghaven, luger lidt og rydder op. Skraldebilen og genbrugsvognen kommer tidligt i morgen og indsamlingen begynder kl 7, så jeg skal sikre, at skraldespanden og haveaffaldsspanden er begge fyldt til bristepunktet – hehe! Stakkels mænd!!!!!

12:00 Jeg ringer til Thomas Cook, der driver en rejsebureau midt i byen og bestiller £100 i danske kroner. Der er ikke nogen brug for at tage store mængder kontanter, når vi flyver derover, fordi man kan bruge kreditkort i de fleste butikker osv. Selv når man køber noget meget meget billigt, kan man sagtens bruge et kreditkort eller betalingskort, for eksempel, på flyet, da vi beder om en kop kaffe osv. Faktisk holder flyselskabets stewardesser ikke ret meget af at handle kontanter, og de ser lidt sure ud i et kort øjeblik  – du godeste, sikke en skør verden vi lever i!

Vi skal afhente vores rejsepenge i morgen, når vi er i byen for at købe nogle julegaver til vores børnebørn i Australien.  Vi overvejer at købe dem bløde dækker børnebøger – de vejer ikke ret meget – også kunst- og kunsthåndværksmateriale, fordi Lily og Jessica går højt op i tegninger, malerier og lignende.

13:00 Vi spiser frokost og derefter går jeg i seng og tager mig en gigantisk eftermiddagslur – zzzzzz!!!!

15:00 Jeg står op og kigger lidt på nettet. Jeg ser, at danskerne er de næstbedste i verden (hollænderne topper listen – du godeste!)  til at tale engelsk, når man fraregner folkefærd med engelsk som modersmål, viser den årlige rangordning af engelskkundskaberne i 72 lande.

Jeg er overrasket at høre, at danskerne er ikke så gode
til at tale engelsk som hollænderne – uha!

Det ser ud til, at Lois og jeg må hellere tale engelsk hele tiden vi er i Danmark ved juletid, for at give danskerne mere øvelse  - du godeste, sikke et vanvid!!!

Det er tilsyneladende enormt klassisk for mange danskere, at de har et stort passivt ordforråd. De er gode til at lytte, læse og forstå. Og de bliver jo også enormt eksponerede i engelsk i skolelivet, via film og fjernsyn, ifølge Stina Lema.

En del danskere har svært ved at huske at tilføje et s i tredjeperson: I like to run - he likes to run. De er gode til at stille høftlige spørgsmål. Men ren høflighed er de ikke gode til. Det handler måske også om, at ordet "please" ikke findes direkte i deres eget sprog.

Manglen på ordet ”please” i det danske sprog er en stor ulempe, synes jeg !!!!

16:00 Lois og jeg slapper af med en kop te på sofaen.

English translation

18:00 We have dinner and afterwards I look out of our dining room's window and I see the supermoon peek out from behind the clouds and the trees' leaves to the east. We hurry out into the front yard to look at it. I try to take a souvenir photo, but my smartphone is not one of the best, and my camera is rubbish - my god, my equipment has disappointed me again, no doubt about it !!!

This is the moon we have been waiting 68 years for, but Lois and I agree that the moon in 1948 was bigger when we were little tots sitting on our mothers' knees! Oh, the good old days! "At Last The 1948 Moon !!!" (copyright John Cleese) - hurrah!"

"At Last the 1948 Moon!", but the supermoon is unfortunately
much more impressive in reality, than in this photo, I'm sure of that ! Damn!

We come back inside and spend the rest of the evening watching TV. They show University Challenge and Only Connect, two TV quizzes, and two of the few television programs that are not suitable for very stupid people tee hee.

We see these two programs every Monday. But as far as Only Connect is concerned, there is tonight something a little different than usual. Victoria Coren Mitchell, the program's charming host, talks "privately" with viewers before the quiz starts: an apology in advance, but also a challenge - there is an error in tonight's quiz, and she challenges us to spot it - my goodness, Lois and I suddenly become "turned on", no doubt about it!


The program's host, the charming Victoria Coren Mitchell,
challenges viewers to spot a small error in the evening's program - my goodness!
Lois and I suddenly become "turned on" - no doubt about it !!!

When the mistake actually occurs, Lois unfortunately does not notice, and I'm starting to doze a little - zzzzz! Damn! I hope we do not have to wait another 68 years for the next error - I know that for sure!

The error is surprising: the issue is about finding a connection between 4 photos, Brendan Rodgers (football manager), Venus Williams (the famous tennis player), a bunch of steel rods, and Mark Owen (pop singer, member of "Take That").

The answer is (according to the program host) that these four images represent the four politicians, the so-called "Gang of Four", that launched a new political party in 1981, "SDP", the Social Democratic Party. The "Gang of Four" are named as Bill Rodgers, Shirley Williams, David Steel and David Owen.

The third images depicts a pile of steel rods to represent David Steel, the liberal party leader, but actually it was Roy Jenkins and not David Steel, who was one of the four politicians. Oh no, what a blunder !!! Embarrassing !!!

the program's embarrassing blunder - my god!
Embarrassing but also very exciting. I hope we do not have to wait
another 68 years to see the next one !!!!

22:00 We go to bed in a state of excitement (two unusual events in one evening!) but we soon drift off to sleep - zzzzz !!!!

04:30 I get up early and do one of my routine Danish vocabulary tests. Afterwards I hurry into the kitchen and make two cups of tea. I bring them up to our bedroom and crawl back into our bed. We drink the tea and then go in the shower. We get up and eat breakfast.

10:00 My friend, "Magyar Mike" comes and we learn Hungarian for an hour. He tells me about his grandson, Stephen, currently spending an academic year in Prague. He spends the weekends visiting nearby capitals and major cities by bus - last week it was Vienna, Krakow next week, and then maybe Budapest. Student years are the best time to travel and see the world - no doubt about it!

11:00 Mike has to go. Lois and I go out in the backyard, weed a little and clear up. The garbage truck and recycling wagon come early in the morning and the collection will begin at 7am so I have to ensure that trashcan and garden waste bin are both filled to capacity - tee hee! Poor men !!!!!

12:00 I call Thomas Cook, who run a travel agency in the middle of the town, and I order £ 100 in Danish kroner. There is no need to take large amounts of cash when we fly over, because you can use credit cards in most stores and so on. Even when you buy something very very cheap, you can easily use a credit or debit card, for example, on the plane when we ask for a cup of coffee and so on. In fact, the airline's flight attendants are not very fond of handling cash, and they look grumpy for a moment - my god, what a crazy world we live in!

We will pick up our travel money tomorrow, when we are in town to buy some Christmas presents for our grandchildren in Australia. We are considering buying them soft cover children's books - they are lightweight - also arts and crafts material because Lily and Jessica are very much into drawings, paintings and the like.

13:00 We eat lunch and then I go to bed and take a giant nap - zzzzzz !!!!

15:00 I get up and take a look on the web. I see that the Danes are the second best in the world (the Dutch top the list - my god!) at speaking English, not counting people having English as their mother tongue, according to the annual ranking of English skills in 72 countries.

I'm surprised to hear that the Danes are not so good
at speaking English as the Dutch - oh dear!

It seems that Lois and I had better speak English all the time we are in Denmark at Christmas to give the Danes more practice - my god, what madness !!!

It is apparently a huge "classic" for many Danes to have a large passive vocabulary. They are good at listening, reading and understanding. And they are of course also hugely exposed to English in school life, through film and television, according to Stina Lema.

Some Danes have trouble remembering to add an 's' in the third person: I like to run - he likes to run. They are good at asking polite questions. But pure courtesy is a thing they are not good at. This is perhaps also about the fact that the word "please" does not exist directly in their own language.

The absence of the word "please" in the Danish language is a major drawback, I think !!!!

16:00 Lois and I relax with a cup of tea on the sofa.



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