Wednesday, 2 November 2016

Tirsdag den 1. november kl 1630 til onsdag den 2. november 2016 kl 1629

17:00 Specsavers Optik ringer til Lois. Optikeren bekræfter, at han afsendte et brev til vores lægeklinik den 18. september – i brevet skrev han, at han troede Lois’s grå stær var dårlig nok til at trænge til en operation, men han bad lægen om alligevel at undersøge hende for det tilfælde, der var noget andet i vejen. 

Vores lægeklinik fortalte Lois i går, at de ikke modtog brevet – men vi er mistænksomme. Optikeren foreslog, at vi i morgen kigger ind i Specsavers og afhenter en kopi af brevet, og viser det personligt til klinikkens personalet.  Du godeste, sikke et vanvid!!!

18:00 Vi spiser aftensmad og derefter skal Lois af sted. Hun vil gerne deltage i et bibelseminar, der finder sted i aften i Brockworth. Hun kører med sine venner, Ken og Patricia.

Jeg har lidt alenetid og jeg bruger aftenen på at se lidt fjernsyn. De viser et gammelt afsnit af Grand Designs.


Celia og Diana, to ældre kvindelige universitetprofessorer, beslutter at få bygget et stort moderne hus ude på landet i grevskabet Hertford. Jeg kigger på programmet, fordi jeg håber at finde ud af, hvorfor mennesker vil bo i et enormt hus, der er langt for stort for dem, men jeg bliver skuffet igen. Det er fuldstændigt uklar, hvorfor de har brug for sådan et enormt bolig. Måske er motivationen intet mere, end selvhøjtidelighed!

Huset er meget grimt, og ligner en forfærdelig robot eller gigantisk insekt med store udstående øjne. Du godeste, sikke en skør verden vi lever i !!!


Det nye hus ligner en forfærdlig robot eller gigantisk insekt
med store udstående øjne – sikke et vanvid!

21:00 Jeg fortsætter med at se lidt fjernsyn. De viser det andet afsnit af en ny serie, ”New Lives in the Wild”. Programmets vært er den charmerende Ben Fogle.




Ben møder et ungt par, Moli, en charmerende, dedikeret mand fra Scarborough i England, og hans partner, Noelle, en ligeledes dedikeret, blændende smuk ung kvinde fra Californien. Han forsøger at forstå, hvorfor parret i større delen af året bor alene, med kun hinanden som selskab dag og nat, i Tanzanias fjerneste nationalpark, i mangel af de fleste fordele af moderne civilisation, omgivet af nogle af verdens smukkeste men farligste vilde dyr – du godeste! Nogle gange om året arbejder de som safariguider, men for det meste lever de helt simpelthen dag og nat i hinandens lommer!!

a1 Noelle (til venstre) og Moli, hendes partner. Hvorfor har parret forladt civilisationen bag dem,
for at leve i hinandens lommer dag og nat i Tanzanias fjerneste nationalpark?
Tjah! Beats me! Jeg forstår det ikke!!!!

Hvorfor flytter parret ikke tilbage til Californien, så Noelle kan genoptage sin tidligere livstil, kørende rundt i sin Cadillac i sine højhælede sko !!!!

22:00 Lois kommer tilbage igen og jeg går i seng – zzzz!!!!! Lois bliver siddende foran fjernsynet  - hun trænger til at slappe af og geare ned efter aftenens stimulerende bibelseminar. Du godeste, stakkels Lois !!!!!

04:00 Jeg vågner op (den er kl 5 ifølge min krops ur!). Lois siger, at hun har været vågen siden kl 1. Du godeste! Stakkels Lois! Disse bibelseminarer, hun deltage i, er alt for stimulerende – det har jeg ikke nogen tvivl om! Vi bliver liggende der for en stund – sengen er dejlig varm og hyggelig under det elektriske varmetæppe – uhm! Kl 5 står jeg op, så Lois kan prøve at falde i søvn igen.

Jeg kigger lidt på min smartphone, og jeg ser, at Sarah, vores yngste datter, har sendt mig en sms. I går var hendes første dag på det nye job, hendes første permanente job som revisor, siden familien flyttede til Perth, Australien, for 11 måneder siden. Dagen gik godt, og alle på den nye arbejdsplads er meget venlige, siger hun. Men hun savner sine tidligere arbejdskollegaer på Competitive Foods (Burger King / Hungry Jack’s / KFC). Jeg svarer, at den første dag på et nyt job aldrig er nem! Unødvendigt at sige, at hun nu har bunkevis af ting at lære, men jeg minder hende, at dette job er permanent, så hendes nye viden ikke vil gå til spild.

Jeg kigger lidt på Facebook, og jeg ser dette charmerende billede af vores ældste barnebarn i København, Josie (10 år). Hun havde lige modtaget den her søde emojipude, som vores datter, Alison, bestilte på nettet. Den blev afleveret hos os, og vi sendte pakken over til Danmark. Josie vokser hurtigt op – ingen tvivl om det!!!

a2 Josie med sin nye emojipude – hun vokser hurtigt op, ingen tvivl om det!!!

08:00 Sarah ringer til os fra Australien. Francis, hendes mand, har modtaget en check i britisk valuta fra Storbritanniens skatteministerium. Sarah vil sende mig checken med post og hun beder mig om at betale den ind i hendes britiske bankkonto.

Hun har nu arbejdet 2 hele dage på det nyt job. Det er lidt sværere, end forventet, fordi hendes forgænger i stillingen har været på sygeorlov og har derfor ikke kunnet hjælpe hende. Hun har måttet at gore lidt forskning af sig selv – du godeste, stakkels Sarah !!!!

08:30 Jeg laver to kopper te til Lois og mig selv og bringer dem op på vores soveværelse. Jeg kryber tilbage i vores seng og vi drikker teen. Bagefter står vi op og spiser morgenmad.

10:30 Lois og jeg skal af sted. Vi går hen til busstoppestedet ved det lokale bibliotek. Vi tager en bus nummer ”N” ind i byen og står af ved Marks & Spencers-stormagasinet. Vi går hen til Specsavers Optik for at afhente en kopi af det brev, som Lois’s optiker siger, han sendte med post til vores lægeklinik. (Personalet i klinikken siger, at de aldrig modtaget brevet, men Lois og jeg er mistænksomme!).

Desværre kan personalet ikke finde brevet og Lois’s optiker er på orlov indtil næste uge! Du godeste – vi er meget vrede!!! De lover, at ringe os, når de finder brevet. Pokkers – et spildt besøg!!! Men hvad kan vi gøre?

11:30 Vi går hen til Cheese Locker og køber brød og ost. Vi kigger ind i Jojo Maman Bébé, og vi køber to super bløde kanin sutteklude til Sarahs 3-årig tvillinger. Vi tager bussen hjem igen. Da vi kommer hjem, finder vi en besked på vores telefonsvarer: personalet i Specsavers har fundet det manglende brev – pokkers!!! Vi beslutter at besøge butikken igen i eftermiddag, inden de mister brevet igen!!!

12:30 Vi spiser frokost og bagefter går jeg i seng og tager mig en kort eftermiddagslur – zzzzz!!!

13:45 Jeg står op og vi kører bilen ind i byen. Vi kigger ind igen i Specsavers Optik men vi må vente endnu 30 minutter, inden personalet endelig finder brevet. Du godeste! Sikke dog nogle inkompetente medarbejdere!!!

14:30 Vi går hen til byens hovedpostkontor, der nu til dags har til huse i WH Smiths-boghandleren midt i byen. Vi vil gerne afsende til Sarah i Australien en pakke, der indeholder de to bløde kanin sutteklude, vi købte i morges i Jojo Maman Bébé. Men der er en gigantisk kø – pokkers! Vi beslutter at kører over til Bishops Cleeve og afprøve det lille postkontor i stedet, der ligger derovre.

Mens vi er i WH Smiths bemærker  vi en speciel promotion, som butikken for tiden kører. Den drejer sig af det danske begreb om ”hygge”. I butikken ser vi en montre, der viser flere forskellige bøger om hygge og andre aspekter af dansk kultur.

I Smiths boghandleren ser vi en speciel promotion
som butikken kører om”hygge”, en dansk begreb, der for tiden er meget på mode – hurra!

15:00 Vi kører over til Bishops Cleeve og afsende pakken til Sarah i Australien. På vej hjem vi smutter ind hos Blooms havecenter og planteskole.

Vi køber flere tulipanløg, for at erstatte de gamle, som min afdøde søster Kathy og hendes amerikanske mand, Steve, forærede os for 20 år siden, efter de besøgte Holland. De gamle tulipaner er nu for det meste udmattede – uha! Men i mange år lyste de vores baghave og vores liv op – det har jeg ikke nogen tvivl om!!!!  

Vi drikker en kop kaffe og spiser et stykke kaffekage i butikkens café – uhhhhmmmm! Bagefter kører vi lige hjem – hurra!

English translation

17:00 Specsavers Optik call Lois. The optician confirms that he sent a letter to our medical clinic on September 18 - in the letter he wrote that he thought Lois's cataracts were bad enough to need surgery, but he asked the doctor anyway to examine her in case there was something else wrong.

Our medical clinic told Lois yesterday that they did not receive the letter - but we are suspicious. The optician suggested that we pop into Specsavers tomorrow and pick up a copy of the letter, and show it in person to the clinic's staff. My goodness, what madness !!!

18:00 We eat dinner and then Lois must away. She wants to attend a Bible seminar, which is taking place tonight in Brockworth. She is riding with her friends, Ken and Patricia.

I have a little time alone and I spend the evening watching a little television. They show an old episode of Grand Designs.



Celia and Diana, two elderly female university professors, decide to build a large modern house in the countryside in the county of Hertford. I look at the program, because I hope to find out why people want to live in a huge house that is far too big for them, but I become disappointed again. It is completely unclear why they need such a huge residence. Perhaps the motivation is nothing more than self-importance!

The house is very ugly, and looks like a horrible robot or giant insect with large protruding eyes. My goodness, what a crazy world we live in !!!


The new house looks like a horrible robot or giant insect
with big bulging eyes - what madness!

21:00 I continue to watch TV. They show the second part of a new series, "New Lives in the Wild". The program's host is the charming Ben Fogle.


Ben meets a young couple: Moli, a charming, dedicated man from Scarborough in England, and his partner, Noelle, an equally dedicated, dazzlingly beautiful young woman from California. He is trying to understand why for the greater part of the year the couple live alone with only each other for company day and night, in Tanzania's remotest national park, in the absence of most of the benefits of modern civilization, surrounded by some of the world's most beautiful but dangerous wild animals - My God! A few times a year they work as safari guides, but mostly they live quite simply day and night in each other's pockets !!

Noelle (left) and Moli, her partner. Why has the pair left civilization behind them,
to live in each other's pockets day and night in Tanzania's remote national park?
Well! Beats me! I do not understand !!!!

Why do the couple not move back to California so Noelle can resume her previous lifestyle, driving around in her Cadillac in her high-heeled shoes !!!!

22:00 Lois comes back again and I go to bed - zzzz !!!!! Lois stays sitting in front of the television - she needs to relax and unwind after the evening's stimulating Bible seminar. My god, poor Lois !!!!!

04:00 I wake up (it's at 5 am according to my body clock!). Lois says she has been awake since 1 o'clock. My goodness! Poor Lois! These Bible seminars, she takes part in are too stimulating - of that, I have no doubt! We stay lying there a while - the bed is nice and warm and cozy under the electric blanket - mmmmm! At 5 am I get up, so Lois can try to fall asleep again.

I take a little look at my smartphone and I see that Sarah, our youngest daughter has sent me a text message. Yesterday was her first day on the new job, her first permanent job as an accountant since the family moved to Perth, Australia, 11 months ago. The day went well and everybody at the new workplace is very friendly, she says. But she misses her former work colleagues at Competitive Foods (Burger King / Hungry Jack's / KFC). I answer that the first day at a new job is never easy! Needless to say she now has loads of things to learn, but I remind her that this job is permanent, so her new knowledge will not go to waste.

I take a little look on Facebook and I see this charming picture of our oldest granddaughter in Copenhagen, Josie (10 years). She had just received this sweet emoji pillow which our daughter, Alison, ordered online. It was delivered to us, and we sent the package over to Denmark. Josie is growing up quickly - no doubt about it !!!

Josie with her new emoji pillow - she is growing up fast, no doubt about it !!!

08:00 Sarah calls us from Australia. Francis, her husband, has received a check in British currency from Britain's Treasury Department. Sarah will send me the check by mail and she wants me to pay it into her British bank account.

She has now worked two full days at the new job. It's more difficult than expected because her predecessor in the post has been on sick leave and therefore has not been able to help her. She had to do a little research on her own - my goodness, poor Sarah !!!!

8:30 I make two cups of tea for Lois and me and bring them up to our bedroom. I creep back in our bed and we drink the tea. Afterwards, we get up and eat breakfast.

10:30 Lois and I have to go out. We go to the bus stop at the local library. We take a bus number "N" into town and get off at Marks & Spencer's department store. We go along to Specsavers Optik to pick up a copy of the letter that Lois's optician says he sent by mail to our medical clinic. (Staff at the clinic say they never received the letter, but Lois and I are suspicious!).

Unfortunately, the staff cannot find the letter and Lois's optician is on leave until next week! My goodness - we are very angry !!! They promise to call us when they find the letter. Damn - a wasted visit !!! But what can we do?

11:30 We go to Cheese Locker and buy bread and cheese. We look into Jojo Maman Bébé and we buy two super soft bunny comforters for Sarah's 3-year-old twins. We take the bus back home. When we get home, we find a message on our answering machine: the staff at Specsavers have finally found the missing letter - damn !!! We decide to visit the store again in the afternoon before they lose the letter again !!!

12:30 We eat lunch and afterwards I go to bed and take a short afternoon nap - zzzzz !!!

13:45 I get up and we drive the car into town. Again we are look in at Specsavers Optik but we have to wait another 30 minutes before the staff finally find the letter. My Goodness! What incompetent staff !!!

14:30 We go to the town's main post office, which nowadays is housed in WH Smiths bookstore in the middle of town. We would like to send to Sarah in Australia a package that contains the two soft bunny comforters we bought this morning at Jojo Maman Bébé. But there is a huge queue - damn! We decide to drive over to Bishops Cleeve and try out the small post office over there instead.

While we are in WH Smiths, we note a special promotion that the store is currently running. It revolves round the Danish concept of "hygge". In the shop we see a display stand that shows several books on "hygge" and other aspects of Danish culture.

In Smith's bookstore, we see a special promotion
which the shop is running on "hygge", a Danish concept, which is currently very much in vogue - hurrah!

15:00 We drive over to Bishops Cleeve and send off the package to Sarah in Australia. On the way home we pop in at Blooms garden center and nursery.

We buy more tulip bulbs, to replace the old ones which my late sister Kathy and her American husband, Steve, gave us 20 years ago, after visiting Holland. The old tulips are now mostly exhausted - oh dear! But for many years they brightened up our backyard and our life - I have no doubt about that !!!!

We drink a cup of coffee and eat a piece of coffee cake in the store's café - mmmm!

Afterwards we drive home - hurrah!


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