Thursday, 28 December 2017

Onsdag den 27. december 2017

Vi vågner op til et snedækket landskab igen – måske 2-3 inches (8-10cm). Brrrrrrrr!!!!!!

vores forhave i formiddag

baghaven

husets bagsiden

09:30 Lois skynder sig ind i køkkenet for at lave en kalkunpie, mens jeg sætter mig foran computeren for at udprinte de første vers af et middlengelsk digt ”Perle”, der blev skrevet sidst i det 14. århundrede – Lyndas U3A ”Making of English” gruppe holde sit månedlige møde den 5. januar, og ”Perle” er gruppens nuværende projekt.

Jeg kender ikke dette digt. Jeg ved kun, at forfatteren har mistet sin ”perle” – en kvinde. Er det en eks-kæreste eller måske sin kone eller datter? Det er ikke helt klart. Han falder i søvn i en dejlig have, og drømmer, at han ankommer i en himmelig have, hvor han ser en kvinde, som han tror er sin perle og han snakker lidt med hende.  Kvinden står på den anden side af et mysteriøst vandløb.

"Pearl": forfatteren drømmer, at han ser sin ”perle” bærende en krone
på den anden side af et mysteriøst vandløb – yikes, uhyggeligt!!

Digtet lyder ikke ret interessant – det må jeg indrømme, men indtil jeg har lidt fritid til at læse den, er juryen stadig ude om det. Jeg håber på, at der ikke er for meget religion i digtet -  lidt religion er ok men hvis der er for meget teologi, kan det være lidt af en stemning-killer i vores gruppe, ingen tvivl om det. Yikes (igen)! Medlemmerne af vores gruppe elsker at grine og vores vittigheder kan være ganske sjofle nu og da. Vi samles engang om måneden i Everyman-teatrets bar, og nogle gange bekymrer jeg mig for, at teatrets ledelse før eller senere vil beslutte at sparke os ud.

Det er interessant, at vores forfædre dengang stavede det engelske ord ”pearl” på den samme måde, som danskerne (også franskmændene og tyskerne) gør i dag, dvs ”perle”. Endnu en gang er vi briter nu ude af takt med de fleste europæere.

15:00 Lois kigger ind i soveværelset, mens jeg ligger inde i sengen i gang med at tage en gigantisk eftermiddagslur. Hun siger, hun skal smutte ind hos naboerne (Bill og Mary) for at snakke lidt med Mary. Mary blev kørt hurtigt på skadestuen tidligere på ugen på grund af alvorlige vejrtrækningsproblemer, men hun var tilladt at komme hjem for 2 dage siden. Hun lider også af mild demens, og det er hårdt arbejde at snakke med hende, men Lois er så varmhjertet. Hvis bare jeg lignede hende mere!

17:00 Lois og jeg mindes pludseligt, at Joy, et medlem af vores U3A danske gruppe, gav os et puslespil som julegave, og vi beslutter at forsøge os med det, i stedet for et spil scrabble eller kort. Stor fejl! Jeg bliver hurtigt klar over, at dette puslespil vil give os en masse hovedpiner (fysisk udover psykisk), tage lang tid at fuldende (flere uger?), og begrænse strengt det maximale mulige område af bordet vi kan bruge til at spise mad på. Pokkers!

Og jeg syntes, at Joy kunne lide os! Hvis du vil irritere nogen, giv dem et puslespil med et ærgerligt billede! Dette billede er mørkt og kompliceret med en masse detaljer: det hele består af to dele – Londons Waterloo-banegård i krigstid, og Waterloo-banegården i fredstid, fyldt til bristepunktet med mennesker.

Påklædningen af menneskerne i fredstidsbilledet og krigstidsbilledet er lidt anderledes, men bortset fra alt det der har vi væsentligt samme figurerne, for eksempel, et par kærester, der omfavner hinanden, en række folk, der sidder på bænke og venter på det næste tog, grupper af soldater osv. Alt i alt, 1000 stykker, og 27 x 19 inches (69 x 49cm). Du godeste, et totalt mareridt!

Det (bogstaveligt talt) ”mørke” puslespil, Joy gav os som julegave -
du godeste, et totalt mareridt!!!!
To timers arbejde, og ikke ret meget at vise frem – uha!

Efter en time får jeg en hovedpine så jeg skal tage en pause og se lidt fjernsyn. Heldigvis ved jeg, at Lois altid hurtigt bliver besat af puslespil, og vil nyde at gøre hovedparten af arbejdet, gudskelov.

20:00 Vi ser lidt fjernsyn, en interessant dokumentarfilm, der handler om et eksperiment involverende robotter i familie-kontekster, hvor 6 robotter er blevet designet i universiteter, specifikt for at hjælpe familierne med deres forskellige individuelle problemer.


Amanda, en enlig mor til 6 børn, der bor i Blackburn, har fået leveret en robot, som hedder ”Tutorbot”. Tutorbot er blevet programmeret til at hjælpe Amandas 5-årige søn Isaac, der lider af en sjælden form for dværgisme, og har læringsvanskelligheder.

Tutorbot hjælper Isaac med at tale bedre, men det er klart, at robotten af og til lider af software-problemer, hvilket sandsynligvis er utrolig frustrerende både for Isaac og hans mor. Hvis jeg var Isaacs mor, ville jeg sparke robotten ud og ansætte en terapeut. Tilbage til tegnebrættet, Amanda.





... og smilene forsvinder hurtigt - uha!
Desværre lider robotter af software-problemer af og til,
hvilket ville gøre dem til et absolut no-go, hvis jeg var Isaacs mor.
Stakkels Isaac!!!!!!

I byen Beam i Hampshire-grevskabet bor en familie på 4, hvor faren skal arbejde i Spanien og vil gerne nyde tættere kontakt dag ud dag ind med sin familie i England. En hjulrobot med en computerskærm betyder, at han kan føle sig hjemme i sit engelske hus, og døgnet rundt kan kommunikere med sin kone og 2 børn.

barnets ”robotfar” snakker med ham fra Spanien

kvindens ”robotægtemand” vækker hende op
om morgenen, til hendes total overraskelse – du godeste!

Det hele minder Lois og mig om et morsomt afsnit af Big Bang Theory-sitcommen, hvor Sheldon kommunikerer med sine venner og arbejdskollegaer via en mobil virtuel tilstedeværelse-enhed (MVPD), fordi han ikke længere har lyst til at forlade sin lejlighed.

Penny sammen med ”Shelbot”

Det er forbløffende, hvor meget computervidenskab, fysik, biologi osv Lois og jeg har skaffet os i årene, vi har kigget på denne morsomme sitcom. Jeg føler som om, vi kunne diskutere strengteori med nogle af de skarpeste hjerner i det vestlige verden, men måske vildleder vi os her – der er juryen stadig ude om.

21:00 Vi fortsætter med at se lidt fjernsyn. De viser en interessant dokumentarfilm, der handler om Steve Coogans ”Alan Partridge” persona, siden den først blev fandt på i 1990’erne, og hans karrieres livsbane, der svingede voldsomt mellem succes og fiasko: Partridge, sportsjournalisten, der blev til tv-chatshowvært, og senere til dj på Radio Norfolk, en lokal radiostation ude på bøhlandet.


Partridge-karakteren fyrer op, når han har en mikofon i hånden, men i sit privatliv er han en smålig mand, der jubler over ubetydende triumfer. Efter sin karriere og sit ægteskab mislykkes, er han nødt til at bo på et motel til nedsat pris i nærheden af Norwich. Motellet tilbyder morgenmad med alt du kan spise, men tallerkenerne er kun 8 inch-diameter. Men med en triumferende udtryk i ansigtet betroer han Lyn, sin langmodige personlige assistent, at han holder en speciel 12-inch tallerken i sit værelse: typisk Partridge.






Lois og jeg har aldrig taget stor tallerkener med ind i hotelrestauranter, der tilbyder morgenmadbuffet med alt du kan spise, er jeg meget glad for at kunne sige. Men vi har af og til fået et par æbler med tilbage til vores værelser.

Jeg mindes, at Lois og jeg engang boede i et massivt hotel i Ungarn, hvor gæsterne plejede at tage enorme tasker med ind i hotelrestauranten, og fyldte dem op med mad til frokost og aftensmad, men personalet var på udkig, så de måtte være snedige – og diskrete. Helt morsomt at kigge på, ikke desto mindre.

22:00 Vi går i seng. Jeg læser 10 sider af min sengetidbog, ”The Quantum Astrologers Handbook”, før jeg glider over i søvnen – zzzzzzzz!!!!!

English translation

We wake up to a snowy landscape again - maybe 2-3 inches (8-10cm). Brrrrrrrr !!!!!!

our front garden this morning

back garden

the back of the house

09:30 Lois hurries into the kitchen to make a turkey pie while I sit in front of the computer and print out the early verses of a medieval poem "Pearl" written in the late 14th century - Lynda's U3A Making of English" group is holding its monthly meeting on January 5, and " Pearl " is the group's current project.

I do not know this poem. I only know that the author has lost his "pearl" - a woman. Is it an ex-girlfriend or maybe his wife or daughter? It is not clear. He falls asleep in a lovely garden and dreams about arriving in a heavenly garden where he sees a woman who he thinks is his pearl. He chats a bit with her. The woman is standing on the other side of a mysterious stream.

"Pearl" : the author dreams that he sees his "pearl" wearing a crown
on the other side of a mysterious stream - yikes, spooky!!

The poem does not sound particularly interesting, I have to admit. But until I have some spare time to read it, the jury is still out on that one. I hope there is not too much religion in the poem - a little religion is ok but if there is too much theology, it may be a bit of a mood killer in our group, no doubt about that - oh dear.

The members of our group love to laugh and our jokes can be quite filthy now and then. We meet once a month in the Everyman Theater bar, and sometimes I worry that the theater management will sooner or later decide to kick us out.

It is interesting that our ancestors used to spell the English word "pearl" in the same way that the Danes (also the French and Germans) do today, that is, "perle". Once again, we British are now out of line with most people in Europe.

15:00 Lois pops her head round the bedroom door while I'm in bed in the middle of a gigantic afternoon nap. She says she is going to swing by the neighbors (Bill and Mary) to talk a little with Mary. Mary was rushed to the emergency room earlier this week due to severe breathing problems, but she was allowed to come home 2 days ago. She also suffers from mild dementia and it is hard work talking to her, but Lois is so warm-hearted. If only I was more like her!

17:00 Lois and I suddenly remember that Joy, a member of our U3A Danish group, gave us a jigsaw puzzle for a Christmas present, and so we decide to try it instead of a playing game of scrabble or cards. Big mistake! I quickly realize that this jigsaw puzzle is going to give us a lot of headaches (physical as well as mental), will take a long time to complete (several weeks?), and severely limit the maximum possible area of the table we can use to eat on. Damn!

And I thought Joy liked us! If you want to annoy someone, give them a jigsaw puzzle with an annoying picture! This picture is dark and complex with a lot of detail: it is made up of two parts - London's Waterloo railway station in wartime, and the Waterloo train station in peace time, both filled to bursting with people.

The dress of the people in the peace-time picture and the wartime picture are a bit different, but apart from all that we have essentially the same characters, for example, a couple of lovers embracing each other, a number of people sitting on benches waiting for the next train, groups of soldiers etc. All in all, 1000 pieces, and 27 x 19 inches (69 x 49cm). My god, a total nightmare!

The (literally) "dark" jigsaw puzzle, Joy gave us as a Christmas present -
my god, a total nightmare !!!!
Two hours of work and not much to show for it - oh dear!

After one hour, I get a headache so I take a break and watch some television. Fortunately, I know that Lois always gets quickly obsessed with jigsaw puzzles and will enjoy doing the bulk of the work, thank goodness.

20:00 We watch TV, an interesting documentary about an experiment involving robots in family contexts, where 6 robots have been designed in universities, specifically to help families with their various individual problems.


Amanda, a single mother of 6 children living in Blackburn, has been given a robot called "Tutorbot". Tutorbot has been programmed to help Amanda's 5-year-old son Isaac, who suffers from a rare form of dwarfism, and has learning difficulties.

Tutorbot helps Isaac with his speech, but it is clear that the robot is sometimes subject to software glitches, which is probably incredibly frustrating for both Isaac and his mother. If I were Isaac's mother, I would kick the robot out and hire a therapist. Back to the drawing board, Amanda.





... and the smiles suddenly disappear - oh dear!
Unfortunately, robots occasionally suffer from software problems
which would make them an absolute no-no if I were Isaac's mother.
Poor Isaac !!!!!!

In the town of Beam, Hampshire lives a family of 4 where the dad has to work in Spain, and he wants to enjoy closer contact day in day out with his family in England. A wheeled robot with a computer screen means that he can feel himself to be at home in his English house, and can communicate with his wife and 2 children around the clock.

The child's "robot father" can chat to him from Spain

The woman's "robot husband" wakes her up
in the morning, to her total surprise - my god!

The whole thing reminds Lois and me of a fun episode of the Big Bang Theory sitcom, where Sheldon communicates with his friends and colleagues through a mobile virtual presence device (MVPD), because he no longer wants to leave his apartment.

Penny with "Shelbot"

It is amazing how much computer science, physics, biology, etc. Lois and I have acquired over the years that we have been watching this amusing sitcom. I feel like we could discuss string theory with some of the sharpest brains in the Western world, but maybe we are deluding ourselves here - the jury is still out on that one.

21:00 We continue to watch television. An interesting documentary is on, all about Steve Coogan's "Alan Partridge" persona since it was first dreamed up in the 1990s, and about Alan's career's trajectory that has swung dramatically between success and failure: Partridge, the sports journalist who turned into a tv chatshow host, and later into a DJ at Radio Norfolk, a local radio station out in the boonies/sticks.


The Partridge character comes to life when he has a microphone in his hand, but in his private life, he is a small-minded man who glories in petty triumphs. After his career and his marriage fails, he has to live at a cut price motel near Norwich.

The motel offers breakfast with all-you-can-eat buffet, but the plates are only 8 inches in diameter. But with a triumphant expression on his face, Alan confides to Lyn, his long-suffering personal assistant, that he keeps a special 12-inch plate in his room: which is typical Partridge.






Lois and I have never taken large plates into hotel restaurants offering a buffet breakfast with all you can eat, I am very happy to say. But we have occasionally brought a couple of apples back to our room for later.

I remember that Lois and I once stayed in a massive hotel in Hungary where the guests used to take huge bags into the hotel restaurant and fill them up to use later for their lunch and dinner, but the staff were on the look-out so they had to be sneaky - and discreet. Great fun to watch, nevertheless.

22:00 We go to bed. I read 10 pages of my bedtime book, "The Quantum Astrologers Handbook", before I drift off to sleep - zzzzzzzz !!!!!


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