Sunday, 22 January 2017

Lørdag den 21. januar 2017 kl 16:30 til søndag den 22. januar 2017 kl 16:29

18:00 Lois og jeg spiser aftensmad og derefter bruger vi aftenen på at se lidt fjernsyn. De viser en underholdende tv-quiz, ”Through the Keyhole”. Programmets surrealistiske vært, Keith  Lemon, besøger 3 boliger og kigger rundt i husene. Lemons 3 gæster, Kate Garraway, Jimmy Carr og Marvin Humes, prøver så at gætte, hvilken berømthed huset hører til.


Det er meget sjovt at se de 3 boliger, men jeg synes, det er lidt af en skam, at Lemon og hans filmhold forårsager en masse skader og begår en masse hærværk i husene. De laver også numre med ejerne, som ikke er meget morsomme – som for eksempel smide deres bedste tøj i en offentlig skraldespand.


Sikke en skam, at Lemon og hans filmhold
begår en masse hærværk i husene.
Jeg har ondt af ejerne!

Keith Lemon er blevet lidt for indbilsk, synes jeg, og han tror, han må gør alt det han vil. Det hjælper ikke på noget, at hans filmhold er så slesk: de forguder ham. Og de smigrer og forkæle ham ved enhver lejlighed.


Lemon er nu blevet alt for indbilsk,
og hans filmhold alt for slesk, synes jeg.

22:30 Vi går i seng – zzzzzz!!!!

04:00 Jeg står tidligt op.


Jeg kigger lidt på nettet, og jeg finder Morten Ingemanns seneste tegneseriestribe. Du godeste! Jeg får lidt af et chok, da jeg ser den – det ved jeg med sikkerhed!

Danskeren Ingemann er min yndlingstegner  – ingen tvivl om det! Han har mange egenskaber, som er et must med mig og en stor plus. Han interesserer sig meget for grimme, overvægtige, midaldrende folk, de slags mennesker, som de fleste tegnere sjældent giver opmærksomhed til.

Han har en rigtig forstand på den menneskelige natur og han fokuserer ofte på de vanskellige problemer, som grimme, overvægtige, midaldrende folk oplever i deres parforhold. Unødvendigt at sige, at én af de største problemer er glemsomhed og det er det meget fremsynet af Ingemann at synliggøre dette spørgsmål, ingen tvivl om det!

Men hans seneste stribe viser, hvor stor er den kulturelle kløft mellem England og kontinentale Europa, når det kommer til hvad er acceptabelt og hvad ikke er acceptabelt – det har jeg ikke nogen tvivl om !!!!! Man ville aldrig se sådan en stribe i en engelsk avis – ingen tvivl om det!!!!

I dagens stribe ser vi en overvægtig midaldrende ægtemand, der har sat sig til rette i sin yndlingslænestol. Hans kone er kommet ind iført et mini-forklæde med et rødt hjerte på og hun standser ved siden af mandens lænestol. Hun siger, at hun nu har helt glemt, hvad det var, hun skulle her inde i stuen... hmmmm...siger hun! Dette er den slags scene, der gentager sig igen og igen i vores stue med Lois og mig – det er der ikke nogen tvivl om!

Men parrets dialog er noget helt anderledes og unik til Ingemanns liv – det har jeg ikke nogen tvivl om! Manden i striben minder hendes kone desværre om, at hun ville udføre en seksuel handling med ham - jeg springer over detaljerne på grund af anstændighed!!!!

Jeg formoder, at dette slags stribe er helt acceptabelt i Danmark, og danskerne sikkert synes, at vi englændere er lige lidt snerpede – sikke en skør verden vi lever i !!!!

En ros til Ingemann for at synliggøre problemet af glemsomhed blandt middelaldrende par! Men jeg tror ikke, at dette pars frække livsstil er den sande ånd af det slags godt og langvarigt ægteskab, der er baseret på kærlighed og respekt! Du godeste!!!

Og nogle af ornamenterne, som parret har valgt at sætte på deres hylder er lidt for grafiske til min smag – deg ved jeg med sikkerhed!!!!

07:30 Jeg skynder mig ind i køkkenet og laver to kopper te. Jeg tager dem med op i soveværelset og hopper op i sengen til Lois. Vi drikker teen og står op. Vi spiser morgenmad.

09:00 Vi taler lidt på Skype med Sarah, vores yngste datter, der for 13 måneder siden flyttede til Perth i Australien, sammen med Francis, sin mand, og deres 3-årige tvillinger, Lily og Jessica. Det er meget sjovt at snakke med dem om deres liv i Australien, og tvillingerne viser os deres yndlingsbøger og deres seneste tegninger osv. De siger hej til Minx, Alisons kat – Alison er vores ældste datter, der bor i København, sammen med sin familie. Jessica holder meget af katte, mens Lily holder meget af kaniner. Hvor er de dog søde - Lois og jeg savner dem så meget!!!!
  


Lily viser os ét af sine legetøj


Lily, Sarah og Jessica: det er på tide at sige farvel, hulk hulk!

Ejerne af familiens hus i Yanchep har bedt dem om at forlade huset med 30 dages varsel. Sarah siger, at hun og Francis har fundet en lille forstad, Leederville, som de gerne ville flytte til. Leederville ligger ikke ret langt fra Osbourne Park, hvor Sarah tager på arbejde, og området er mere traditionelt, end Yanchep, med flere nærbutikker, lokale barer osv, ligesom en typisk engelsk forstad. Francis skal kigge på et par huse derovre i morgen og måske sende en ansøgning ind. Leederville har nogle gode skoler, som tvillingerne kan gå i om et par år.

Lily og Jessica går for tiden to dage om ugen (mandag og onsdag) i en lokal børnehave.

Sarahs job er stadig meget stressende. Det viser sig, at hendes firma har tendens til at have likviditetsproblemer indimellem – du godeste, bare hendes held!!!!

12:00 Vi spiser frokost og bagefter skal Lois af sted. Hun vil gerne deltage i to gudstjenester, der finder sted i dag i Tewkesbury. Hun kører med sin veninde, Maggie.

13:00 Jeg går i seng for at tage mig en kort men tilfredsstillende eftermiddagslur – zzzzzzz!!!

14:00 Jeg står op og går en kort tur i nabolaget. Min rute er Dybegade, Højgade, Bankgade, Møllegade og tilbage igen via Borgergade.

Jeg går en kort tur i nabolaget 

14:30 Jeg kommer tilbage og slapper af med en kop te i sofaen.

Jeg kigger lidt på nettet. Jeg er ked af, at høre om døden af Loalwa Braz, den brasilienske sangerinde bag det legendariske latinpop-hit 'La Lambada' i 1989. På det tidspunkt, blev Lambada hyldet som verdens mest sexede dans, og det var bare meget uheldigt for Loalwa, at La Lambada blev overskygget kun 2 år senere af en endnu mere sexet dans, La Stonk. Nu til dags husker alle La Stonk, og La Lambada er blevet næsten helt glemt – uha, sådan er livet, sådan er berømmelse!

La Lambada (1989) var i 2 korte år verdens
mest sexede dans

Desværre  blev La Lambada snart overskygget
af en endnu mere sexet dans, La Stonk (1991)

15:30 Lois kommer tilbage og vi slapper af med en kop te i sofaen.

English translation

18:00 Lois and I eat supper and then we spend the evening watching a little television. They show an entertaining TV game, "Through the Keyhole". The program's surreal host, Keith Lemon, visits three residences and looks around the houses. Lemon's 3 guests, Kate Garraway, Jimmy Carr and Marvin Humes, then try to guess which celebrity the house belongs to.


It is a lot of fun to see the 3 residences, but I think it is a bit of a shame that Lemon and his film crew cause a lot of damage and commit a lot of vandalism in the houses. They also play tricks on the owners, which is not very funny - such as throwing their best clothes in a public trash can.


What a shame that Lemon and his film crew
carry out a lot of vandalism in the houses.
I feel really sorry for the owners!

Keith Lemon has become a little too conceited, I think, and he thinks he can do anything he wants. It does not help that his film crew are so sycophantic and idolise him: they flatter and spoil him at every opportunity.


Lemon has now become too conceited,
and his film crew too sycophantic, I think.

22:30 We go to bed - zzzzzz !!!!

04:00 I get up early.


I look a little at the web and I find Morten Ingemann's latest comic strip. My God! I get a bit of a shock when I see it - I know that for sure!

The Dane Ingemann is my favorite cartoonist - no doubt about it! He has many qualities that are a must with me and a big plus. He is very interested in ugly, overweight, middle-aged people, the kind of people that most artists rarely pay attention to.

He has a real understanding of human nature and he often focuses on handling difficult problems that ugly, overweight, middle-aged people experience in their relationships. Needless to say that one of the biggest problems is forgetfulness and it is very far-sighted of Ingemann give visibility to this question, no doubt about it!

But his latest strip shows how great is the cultural divide between England and continental Europe, when it comes to what is acceptable and what is not acceptable - I have no doubts about that !!!!! You would never see such a strip in an English newspaper - no doubt about it !!!!

In today's strip, we see an overweight middle-aged husband who has settled himself in his favorite armchair. His wife has come in dressed in a mini-apron with a red heart on and she stops next to the man’s armchair. She says she has completely forgotten what it was, she came in the living room to do ... "hmmmm", she says ...! This is the kind of scene that repeats itself over and over in our living room with Lois and me - there is no doubt!

But the couple's dialogue is something completely different and unique to Ingemann’s life - I have no doubts about that ! The man in the strip unfortunately reminds his wife that she was going to perform a sexual act with him - I will skip the details on grounds of decency !!!!

I suspect that this kind of strip is quite acceptable in Denmark, and Danes probably think that we English are just a little uptight - what a crazy world we live in !!!!

Hats off to Ingemann for highlighting the problem of forgetfulness among middle-aged couples! But I do not think that this couple's racy lifestyle is the true spirit of the kind of good and lasting marriage that is based on love and respect! My God!!!

And some of the ornaments that the couple have chosen to put on their shelves are a little too graphic for my taste - I know that for sure !!!!

07:30 I hurry into the kitchen and make two cups of tea. I take them up to the bedroom and hop into bed with Lois. We drink the tea and get up. We eat breakfast.

9:00 We speak a little on Skype with Sarah, our youngest daughter, who 13 months ago moved to Perth in Australia, along with Francis, her husband and their 3-year-old twins, Lily and Jessica. It is a lot of fun to talk to them about their lives in Australia, and the twins show us their favorite books and their latest drawings etc. They say hi to Minx, Alison's cat - Alison is our oldest daughter who lives in Copenhagen with her family. Jessica is very fond of cats, while Lily is very fond of rabbits. How sweet they are - Lois and I miss them so much !!!!


Lily shows us one of her toys

Lily, Sarah and Jessica - time to say goodbye - sob, sob!

The owners of the family's house in Yanchep have asked them to leave the house with 30 days notice. Sarah says she and Francis have found a small suburb, Leederville, that they would like to move to. Leederville is located not far from Osbourne Park, where Sarah go to work, and the area is more traditional than Yanchep, with several convenience stores, local bars etc. just like a typical English suburb. Francis is to look at a few houses over there tomorrow and maybe send an application in. Leederville has some good schools that the twins can go to in a few years' time.

Lily and Jessica are presently going two days a week (Monday and Wednesday) to a local kindergarten.

Sarah's job is still very stressful. It turns out that her company tends to have liquidity problems from time to time - my god, just her luck !!!!

12:00 We eat lunch and afterwards Lois must away. She would like to attend two church services taking place today in Tewkesbury. She is riding with her friend, Maggie.

13:00 I go to bed and take a short but satisfying afternoon nap - zzzzzzz !!!

14:00 I get up and go for a short walk in the neighborhood. My route is Dybegade, Højgade, Bankgade, Møllegade and back again via Borgergade.

I go for a short walk in the neighborhood

14:30 I come back and relax with a cup of tea on the sofa.

I take a little look at the web. I'm sorry to hear about the death of Loalwa Braz, the Brazilian singer behind the legendary latinpop-hit 'La Lambada' in 1989. At that time, the Lambada was hailed as the world's sexiest dance, and it was just very unfortunate for Loalwa that La Lambada was overshadowed only 2 years later by an even more sexy dance, La Stonk. Nowadays everybody remembers La Stonk, and La Lambada has been almost completely forgotten - oh dear, such is life, such is fame!

La Lambada (1989) was for two short years the world’s
sexiest dance

Unfortunately, La Lambada was soon overshadowed
by an even more sexy dance, La Stonk (1991)

15:30 Lois comes back and we relax with a cup of tea on the sofa.


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