Sunday, 30 October 2016

Lørdag den 29. oktober kl 1630 til søndag den 30. oktober 2016 kl 1629

18:00 Efter en doven dag, da Lois og jeg begge to følte, at vi var ved at få man-flu (også woman-flu, der selvfølgelig er meget værre!!!), spiser vi aftensmad og bruger aftenen på at se lidt fjernsyn.

19:00 De viser en speciel skandinavisk version af QI, den komiske tv-quiz. Det er det andet afsnit, der bliver styret af Sandi Toksvig, den berømte tv-vært, der er født i Danmark.


Som sædvanligt har den person, der skriver programmets undertekster, svært ved at forstå og transskribere fremmede sprog. Jeg ved ikke, hvad der er sket med Englands uddannelsesystem – du godeste!


Den person, der skriver programmets undertekster, har problemer,
når Sandi begynder at tale danske – uha!
Hvad lærer de unge nu til dags, spørger jeg mig selv!!!


a2 Sandis gæster bærer alle vikinge hjelme, men jeg formoder,
at hjelmene må være ganske tunge, og de tager dem snart af – sikke en skam!!!
Menneskers hoveder er meget svagere, end i tidligere tider – ingen tvivl om det!

20:00 Vi fortsætter med at se lidt fjernsyn.  De viser en dokumentarfilm, der handler om ankomsten af moderne mennesker i Europe for ca. 40.000 år siden. Programmets vært er den charmerende Alice Roberts.


Programmet er desværre lidt skuffende og afslører næsten ikke noget, vi ikke vidste. Alice fortæller os for eksempel, at de moderne mennesker dengang fik en konkurrencemæssig fordel overfor neandertalerne på grund af deres stærk sans af delt identitet og kultur (fertilitetsymboler - figurer lavet af sten). Hun fortalte os også, at de sidste neandertalerne over mange århundreder overlevede i huler på Gibraltar, også at de fleste europæiske folk har neandertal-dna i kroppene.

Men det er rart, at hun minder os om, at selv de afgrøder, vi nu til dags dyrker, også har dna, og man kan spore deres oprindelse tilbage til Tyrkiet for tusindvis af år siden – er genetisk videnskab ikke vidunderligt? Heldigvis var neanderthalene ikke særlig interesseret i at dyrke afgrøder, så var der ingen sammenstød af kulturer i dette område – puh! Sikke en lettelse!!!

21:00 Vi fortsætter med at se lidt fjernsyn. De viser en interessant dokumentarfilm (tredje del af seks), der handler om Australiens historie. Programmets vært er Tony Robinson.


Dette afsnit handler om den tidligste periode i historien af New South Wales, Australiens ældste delstat. Hvis du troede, at de straffefanger, der blev sendt derover, var lidt ukultiverede, er det interessant at lære, at de første politimændene og soldaterne, der blev sendt, ofte var meget værre, end de straffefanger, de bevogtede – du godeste!

Programmets vært, Tony Robinson, giver altid interessante og sjove beskrivelser, men nogle gange er hans sjove ”rekonstruktioner af historiske begivenheder” lidt latterlige, som for eksempel da han beder to mænd i et værtshus i Sydney om at forgive at skyde hinanden. Du godeste, vi er ikke børn, Tony, vi kan forestiller os sådan en scene uden besvær, er jeg sikker på!!!

én af Tony Robinsons latterlige historiske ”rekonstruktioner” –
vi er ikke børn, Tony – vi kan forestiller os ting, vil jeg lige ’påpege’ hahaha !!!!

22:00 Vi beslutter alligevel at gå i seng og ikke at blive sent oppe endnu en time, som vi oprindeligt planlagde, fordi vi føler os lidt forkølede.

Jeg bliver pludselig klar over, at det er en meget god ting, at mennesker i West Australia ikke stiller urene frem og tilbage, fordi det er sommeren, der derovre er på vej, ikke vinteren, så derfor ville de stille urene frem, da vi stiller dem tilbage og omvendt. Det ville skabe kaos – det her jeg ikke nogen tvivl om!

Vi går i seng og glider over i søvnen – zzzzz!!!!

04:00 Jeg står tidligere end normalt op (på grund af urene, der er blevet stillet en time tilbage). Jeg laver én af mine rutinemæssige danske ordforrådtester. Bagefter skynder jeg mig ind i køkkenet og jeg laver to kopper te. Jeg bringer dem op på vores soveværelse og kryber tilbage i vores seng. Vi står op og spiser morgenmad.

09:00 Vi sætter os til rette i sofaen og ringer til Sarah, vores yngste datter, der for 11 måneder siden flyttede til Australien sammen med Francis, sin mand, og deres 3-årige døtre, Lily og Jessica. Vi har aftalt med hende sidste søndag, at ringer kl 9 til hende (en time tidligere end normalt), så vi ikke forstyrrer familiens aftensmad.

Desværre er der ingen svar. Det kan være, at familien tager på udflugt i dag. Nogle gange Sarah glemmer, at tænde sin smartphone. Du godeste! Vi forlader en besked og ringer af.

11:00 Lois skal af sted. Hun vil gerne deltage i to gudstjenester, der finder sted i dag i Tewkesbury.

Jeg har lidt alenetid, og jeg går i gang med at gøre lidt forskning om et digt kaldet ”Ormulum”, der blev skrevet i det 12. århundrede i et abbedi i grevskabet Lincoln.  Jeg er medlem af Lyndas U3A ”Making of English” gruppe, og gruppen holder dens månedlige møde på fredag. Det var min idé at gruppen kigger lidt på digtet  ”Ormulum”, så må jeg før fredag finde ud af, hvad det handler om – det har jeg ikke nogen tvivl om !!!!

Ormulums forfatter var en munk ved navn Orm, og digtet er skrevet på det middelengelske sprog, men i en vis grad er det helt moderne, fordi der er en general mangel på gammeldags bøjningsendelser, bortset fra ”-es” i genitiv ental (apostrof-s på moderne engelsk) og ”-as” i flertal  (”-s” eller ”-es” på moderne engelsk). Vores moderne engelske sprog kan derfor spores tilbage til Orm – tusind tak, Orm, du holdt os ud af krigen – hurra!

Det er interessant, at der findes kun ét manuskriptet, der indeholder dette digt, og det er lidt af et mirakel, at Orms digt overlevede til i dag. Vi kan se Orms oprindelige håndskrift i manuskriptet. Det er klar, at han bad hans bror til at redigere det og perfektionere det, men dette blev ikke til noget på én eller anden grund. Stakkels Orm! Han var uheldig at have sådan en doven bror – det ved jeg med sikkerhed!!!!

Orm kan ses i gang med sit kendte digt –
mens hans dovne bror slapper af nogle steder!!!

13:00 Jeg spiser frokost og derefter går jeg i seng og tager mig en gigantisk eftermiddagslur – zzzzzz!!!

15:30 Lois kommer hjem igen  og vi slapper af med en kop te på sofaen.

English translation

18:00 After a lazy day when Lois and I both felt that we were about to get man-flu (and woman-flu, which of course is much worse!!!!), we eat dinner and spend the evening watching a little television.

19:00 They show a special Scandinavian version of QI, the comic television quiz. It is the second episode led by Sandi Toksvig, the famous TV presenter, who was born in Denmark.



As usual, the person who writes the program subtitles has trouble understanding and transcribing foreign languages. I do not know what has happened to Britain's education system - my god!


The person who writes the program subtitles has problems
when Sandi begin to speak Danish – oh dear!
What do young people learn nowadays, I ask myself !!!


Sandi's guests all wear Viking helmets, but I suppose
that the helmets must be quite heavy, and they soon take them off - what a shame !!!
Human heads are much weaker than in earlier times - no doubt about it!

20:00 We continue to watch TV. They show a documentary about the arrival of modern humans in Europe about 40,000 years ago. The program's host is the charming Alice Roberts.


The program is unfortunately a little disappointing, revealing almost nothing we did not know. Alice tells us for example that the modern people at that time had a competitive advantage over the Neanderthals because of their strong sense of shared identity and culture (fertility symbols - figures made of stone). She also told us that the last Neanderthals survived over many centuries in caves in Gibraltar, also that most European people have Neanderthal DNA in their bodies.

But it's nice that she reminds us that even the crops we grow nowadays also have DNA, and one can trace their origins back to Turkey thousands of years ago - is genetic science not wonderful? Luckily Neanderthals were not very interested in growing crops, so there was no clash of cultures in this area - whew! What a relief!!!

21:00 We continue to watch TV. They show an interesting documentary (Part three of six), which is about the history of Australia. The program's host is Tony Robinson.


This episode is about the earliest period in the history of New South Wales, Australia's oldest state. If you thought that the convicts who got sent over were somewhat uncultured, it is interesting to learn that the first policemen and soldiers that got sent, were often much worse than the prisoners they guarded - my god!

The program's host, Tony Robinson, always gives interesting and fun descriptions, but sometimes his fun "reconstructions of historical events" are a bit ridiculous, as for example when he asks two men in a pub in Sydney to pretend to shoot each other with pointed fingers . My god, we are not children, Tony, we can imagine such a scene without difficulty, I am sure !!!

one of Tony Robinson's ridiculous historical "reconstructions" -
we are not children, Tony - we can imagine things, may I ‘point out’ ha ha ha !!!!

22:00 We decide to go to bed anyway and not to stay up late another hour as we originally planned because we feel a bit coldy.

I suddenly realize that it is a very good thing that people in West Australia do not put the clocks back and forward, because it's summer over there that is coming, not winter, so therefore they would put the clocks forward when we put them back, and vice versa. It would create chaos - of this I have no doubt!

We go to bed and drift off to sleep - zzzzz !!!!

04:00 I get up earlier than usual (due to the clocks that have been put back one hour). I do one of my routine Danish vocabulary tests. Afterwards I hurry into the kitchen and I make two cups of tea. I bring them up to our bedroom and crawl back into our bed. We get up and eat breakfast.

09:00 We sit ourselves on the sofa and call Sarah, our youngest daughter, who moved to Australia 11 months ago with Francis, her husband and their 3-year-old daughters, Lily and Jessica. We agreed with her last Sunday, to call her at 9am (one hour earlier than usual), so we do not disturb the family dinner.

Unfortunately there is no answer. It may be that the family is taking a trip somewhere today. Sometimes Sarah forgets to turn on her smartphone. My God! We leave a message and ring off.

11:00 Lois has to go off. She would like to attend two church services taking place today in Tewkesbury.

I have a little time alone, and I start to do a little research about a poem called "Ormulum" that was written in the 12th century in an abbey in the county of Lincoln. I am a member of Lynda's U3A "Making of English" group, and the group is holding its monthly meeting on Friday. It was my idea that the group take a little look at the poem "Ormulum" so I must find out what it's about before Friday - no doubt about THAT !!!!

Ormulum's author was a monk named Orm, and the poem is written in the Middle English language, but to some extent it is quite modern, because there is a general lack of old-style inflectional endings, apart from "-es" in the genitive singular (apostrophe s in modern English) and "-as" in the plural ( "-s" or "-es" in modern English). Our modern English language can be traced back to Orm - thank you, Orm, you kept us out of war - hurrah!

It is interesting that there is only one manuscript that contains this poem, and it is something of a miracle that Orm's poem survived until today. We can see Orm's original handwriting in the manuscript. It is clear that he asked his brother to edit it and perfect it, but this did not happen for one reason or another. Poor Orm! He was unlucky to have such a lazy brother - I know THAT for sure !!!!

 
Orm can be seen working on his famous poem -
while his lazy brother relaxes somewhere !!!

13:00 I eat lunch and then I go to bed and take a giant nap - zzzzzz !!!

15:30 Lois comes home again and we relax with a cup of tea on the sofa.



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